Lifestyle of the Eldritch and Infamous

The Eldritch family was a powerful rich family like the Magnes in Hell. They consisted of four members. They all resembled sea monsters, their birthplace was the city of Levia, where the lower king Leviathan and queen Abyzou ruled.

Frederick Von Eldritch was the father, a gray skinned demon with yellow eyes and teeth. His hair was white and slicked back and he was often seen wearing a tuxedo and high shoes.

Bethesa Von Eldritch was the mother. Like her husband, she had dark gray skin, and yellow eyes. Her hair was long and white, trailing like a curtain to the very bottom of her elegant black dress. Together they had a son and a daughter.

The daughter’s name was Helsa Von Eldritch. She had gray skin, large green and yellow eyes and wild gray and white hair. Her thick hair bore the appearance of vicious octopus tentacles when in her demon form. She wore a pink skirt, black skirt and yellow fur around the collar of her outfit. A self-centered fashionista, she was Charlie’s rival. In fact, she was the leader of a “mean girl” group at the Hell High School in which both of them attended decades ago. Helsa, like most demons, mocked Charlie and her “childish” ideals. Despite Charlie’s status as a princess, it only served to ignite Helsa’s jealousy and humiliate her all the more. After all, no one cared much about anyone in Hell with the exception of them being family members, friends, or fearful authority figures who commanded respect. It was no wonder that Charlie had called her a “loser” in a song she sung later on.

Finally, there was Seviathan Von Eldritch, Helsa’s brother. He was a tall demon with green-gray skin, orange sclera eyes with yellow-green pupils, and a row of lime-colored sharp teeth. His hair was short and black colored. Seviathan was named after Leviathan, the mythical sea monster and one of the three powerful kings of Hell. He wore a suit and tuxedo all in green, including a top hat decorated with eyes around it and teeth on the rim.

Back in High School, he had been Charlie’s boyfriend. They were the talk of the school, when they went to prom together. Charlie wore a beautiful short pink dress with pink ballerina-like shoes. Although Helsa wasn’t happy that her brother was going out with a “delusional diva,” Charlie’s parents were pleased with the relationship.

Indeed, the two of them danced the night away and shared many a passionate kiss.

This was long before Charlie had met her current girlfriend, Vaggie. After she had be friended Vaggie after she had died in 2014, their genuine friendship sparked into romantic love. Charlie, bisexual, had begun to love her best friend.

Seviathan, too, had mocked her and dismissed her idea of redeeming sinners. He placed high expectations on her, often viewing her as a “trophy” girlfriend of sorts. After all, keeping a relationship with the princess of Hell was bond to earn his family some more respect. Whenever the Magnes and Eldritches met, things became rather awkward, tense, and even a little dramatic.

But one day, their relationship came to an end. They broke up and went their separate ways. Charlie had determined that Vaggie was the right one for her, making Seviathan hurt and angry. Seviathan was mad that Charlie had pursued her own visions instead of following in her father and mother’s footsteps. To Lucifer and many others, Charlie was destined to be a powerful, fearsome ruler of Hell, one who would oversee the yearly Exterminations and spark respect through fear. She had both angelic and demonic powers due to her heritage, just waiting to be unleashed to their full potential. Like the Eldritches and those born in Hell like her, Charlie aged very slowly.

But Charlie had no desire to just let violence run its course. After she had been traumatized when she saw her people being killed right and left, she knew she had to do something about it. Every year before the New Year, she would stare out the window in tears…full of dread. What if Vaggie was out there, suddenly cornered by the dark vulture-like angels, even with a harpoon in her hands? Needless to say, Lucifer and Lilith weren’t happy with her breaking up with him, as it could potentially secure an alliance with the rich family. Even now, they still were not used to Charlie dating Vaggie. Though, most of the time, they were too preoccupied in their work to care. Lilith was a model and a lead singer for the Resist band. And Lucifer was busy attending meetings and ruling Hell when he wasn’t getting drunk at parties or murdering those who disobeyed his orders.

Mean Girl’s “Revenge Party”

Now you know, Charlie, Helsa Von Eldritch is not your friend

We are your friends (Vaggie and Angel and Cherri Bomb)

And we’re going to make her pay

You know what friends do?

They’ve got your back and they’re fun to be around

When someone hurts you, they attack

And grind your foe to the ground

Imagine a party with dresses and cake

And singing and dancing

And there’s a ritual act that saws Helsa in half

Now that’s a party

A revenge party

A party that ends

With someone’s head on a spike

I mean it could be any demon

But preferably Helsa’s

Charlie: “Guys, no killing or revenge plots at the Happy Hotel!”

Vaggie: “Take the evil planning and let’s conduct it outside.”

Angel: “Will this party have liquor and drag?”

Alastor: “I’ll bring my knife.”

Alastor: “If that Sevia guy lays a hand on Charlie… I’ll skin him alive like a fish out of water!”

Charlie: “Shh, here she comes!”

Husk: “Who now?”

Vaggie: “Some rich Elder family.”

Husk: “Bah. Unless I can gamble and maybe get some of their money…”

Niffty: “Seviathan? That cute guy you met, Charlie? Oh, how’s my hair look?”

Vaggie: “Stop pulling it down, it looks sexy being pushed back.”

Charlie: “Here we go, my hair’s all pushed back.”

Vaggie: *blushes* “Your pretty hair looks great in any style.”

Angel: “Goo goo bleh here we go.”

Charlie: “What’s Helsa eating?”

Vaggie: “God look at her figure?”

Husk: “Did her boobs get bigger?”

Angel: “Tentacles in her hair, I see. Perhaps I could wrap one around my…”

Alastor: “Shut it, you gross pervert. I’m trying to focus.” *holds knife*

Helsa, Helsa, Helsa, she has everything.

She gets everything.

Helsa, Helsa, Helsa.

Vaggie: “If we crack her, we could spill something we could use.”

Alastor: “Her blood and organs!”

Niffty, Vaggie, and Charlie: “No!”

Husk: “Who the fuck cares about that bitch? At every party there might be a lull”

Charlie: “Where the energy dips”

Vaggie; “You might be thinking, it’s late we should go”

Niffty: “And they ran out of chips”

Husk: “They better not. I gotta earn chips at several rounds to pay my fucking bills.”

Charlie: “The food, chips, Husk.”

Helsa: “Oh, it you.”

Charlie: “Welcome to the Happy Hotel, you are gonna love it here!”

Helsa: “Uh, really? Because I saw outside that this dump of a place was called “Hazbin hotel.” Pfft. Very fitting. Princess of all Hazbins…hail and praise!”

Vaggie: *aims spear* “You threaten my girlfriend again…”

Helsa: “Your girlfriend? First you date my brother, now you’re gay? Is there anything normal about you?”

Charlie: “You won’t be saying that for long, once I’ve redeemed sinners successfully.”

Helsa: “In this Hazbin of a hotel? I don’t think so.”

Charlie: *turns to demon form* “Alright, which one of you changed the name of my hotel?!”

Alastor *hums with a smirk trying not to laugh*

Angel: “So…who wants to see my acts on the pole tonight? Front row seats for the Cat and Strawberry Pimp!”

Alastor: “Front row seats to your death? I’ll take it!”

Husk: “Nope. I’m out.”

Angel: “Can I offer you some booze…and a little bit of fluff and some of…”

Husk: “Can and cannot!”

Niffty: “I’ll go get dinner started. I have a feeling this drama will leave one hell of a mess!” *dashes away while she winks at Seviathan and blushes with a bow to Alastor.

Angel: “*scoffs* “Silly fan girl.”