Alastor's Tortures for Pedophiles A to Z

What do I find when I go on Twitter? Sickening statements that claim that Alastor is some kind of icon for this MAPs pedophile group who prey on children. (If that's not enough, they're are several predators in the Hazbin Hotel fandom.) The stupid shipping wars (Alastor is asexual, deal with it) are nothing compared to this serious issue.

Let it be known that Alastor and Hazbin Hotel in no way supports the vile inhumane practice of pedophilia and other taboo acts. And don’t get me started on Trump supporters. I am disgusted and pissed...

Those who mess with Vivziepop's well-known character will get what's coming to them...

For everyone else, be careful and stay safe. The Hazbin fandom can only get through this if they work together and support the creator in any way possible (including letting her work on the show in peace)

Satan hope that COVID 19 wipes out the bi-pedal ape descendants who have clearly evolved backwards.

Let's check out this list and see what our favorite vengeful demon has in store...

A: Asphyxia via rope, tentacles or lack of air

B: Burned alive as their death is announced on radio

C: Cuts to their skin a thousand times by a heated knife

D: Disemboweled by a harpoon, while beasts eat their organs (Even Alastor wouldn’t want to eat pedophiles)

E: Egg-shell walking (curtsey of smashed Egg Bois) and enduring the worst pain humans can feel, a bite from a certain insect

F: Freezing in the Ninth Circle of Hell

G: Gunshot wounds from Hell’s number one hunter, Alastor

H: Homicide via enemies, demons and/or Alastor

I: Impalement with spikes, weapons, tentacles etc.

J: Jazz music so loud, it bursts their eardrums and causes them to go mad

K: Kicking their worthless asses off a cliff so they fall into the burning lake of fire

L: Lynching via other humans, Alastor, demons, or Exterminators

M: Mobbed by the LGBTs, humans, Alastor etc. alternative: mauled by dogs

N: “Negotiating” with them, and tricking them into making a fatal deal, which caused them to explode

Or…Nine punishments from the circles of Hell

O: Organ removals

P: Paralyzing them while they get beat up with a wide array of fists, weapons, etc.

Q: Quieting their protests by cutting out their tongues and voice boxes

R: Radios fall down and crush them/alternative: rabies

S: Stabbing them ever so slowly and letting snakes strike them

T: Tying them up and tossing them down into a burning tar pit

U: Underground burial alive

V: Voodoo spells that make them see themselves as their child victims…and reliving the experience from the other point of view…followed by Voodoo death/psychogenic death

W: Wendigo attack thanks to Alastor’s shadow/magic

X: X-Ray entrapment/electrocution

Y: Yelling at them, mocking them, and making them eat the remains of demons

Z: Zooming them through Earth/Hell for them to plummet at a high altitude to the ground