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Name:
Alastor
(meaning Greek spirit of vengeance/tormentor)
Birth:
January
24th 1896, New Orleans, Louisiana (VA Edward Bosco’s birthday is
January 24, 1986)
Human
name: Alastor Roscoe Duvalier Cajun (Roscoe means
deer forest and is also an old term for a handgun. Duvalier is last name of
Voodoo genocidal dictator of Haiti.)
Race:
Part White (French-American from his father) part Creole (Native American and
African-American from his mother).
Hair
color: Brown (red and black in Hell) usually short,
sometimes in a small ponytail or brown ends reaching slightly past his ears
Eye
color: Brown (red in Hell)
Skin
color: Light brown (pale gray in Hell) thin pointed chin,
lanky agile body
Clothing:
brown/white nice shirts with bow ties, dress coats, hunting boots, wine colored
pants, the occasional top hat with voodoo pins sticking from the top.
Items:
Hunting rifle given to him by his father, sharp knives, a staff with a
microphone on it decorated with small golden antlers curved near the top. (The
staff became a red vintage microphone with an eye and magic powers in Hell that
became part of him as per the deal he took)
Date
of death: 1933
Cause
of death: Bitten by dog with rabies, experienced
hallucinations, inflamed brain, strange excitement and paranoia. When he sees
water, it’s nothing but alligators, leeches and the darkness of an ocean. He ran
from police and into the woods at night. The police sent several police dogs
after him, appearing to Alastor as werewolves. He encounters Hustle, a deer
hunter, yelling in agony, almost caught by police. Hustle alerts the police to
his location, saying “Target criminal’s over here!” Alastor grabs the gun from
the hunter and shoots himself between the eyes. His body is mauled by the police
dogs and the hunter sinks down to his knees in shock and fear.
Demonic
life: deer demon, overlord, radio host. His deer-like
shadow has a mind of its own and reveals his true feelings.
Likes:
cooking,
singing, dancing, electro swing, Rosie, Mimzy, Charlie (as a friend), his
mother, hunting and skinning deer, being out in nature, people failing, dark
coffee, the Picture Show, the Stock Market Crash of 1929, theater, liquor, dad
jokes, Jambalaya, epicurean food, making voodoo dolls of the Hazbin characters
Dislikes:
being
touched, strawberries, post 30’s
technology, dogs, anything sweet, frowning, Vox, his father, Angel’s sexual
remarks, tea, spray can foods, ketchup
Abilities:
supernatural
powers, voodoo, radio broadcasting, shadow manipulation, warping space,
singing, charm
Kalfu
is Alastor’s main voodoo deity, as both are destroyers and dark sorcerers.
Mother:
Loretta
Marie Duvalier (last name became Cajun): (named after Loretta
Petit, real life American radio personality born in New Orleans. Duvalier is
last name of Voodoo genocidal dictator of Haiti.)
Loretta has several
siblings, Joseph, and a royal lady who is the mother of Dr. Facilier (he kept
her shrunken head).
Speaks French. As a
human, she had dark skin, thick black short hair and often wore bonnets,
dresses, and on occasion, charms around her neck. She went to Heaven for her
selfless actions in comforting Alastor when he was bullied and abused. She was
the only source of light in his life before he snapped.
Her voodoo deity is Erzulie, the goddess of beauty, love,
femininity and motherhood.
Alastor secretly cuddles
with a voodoo doll of his mother every night.
In the “regular” fanmade
timeline, Loretta goes to Heaven, where Alastor meets her decades later after
his redemption.
In Hell, his mother
becomes a powerful Voodoo priestess and she helps Alastor with his magic. She
is an acquaintance to Rosie and Mimzy. She looks similar to Alastor: red eyes,
darker gray face, red and black hair in a bun, sharp yellow teeth, deer tufts,
and a long red and black dress with frilly sleeves. Her eyes most often appear
like Alastor’s red eyes with circular lines in them…her eyes can also glow. She
has a light red undershirt with a similar black upside down cross design.
Etched onto her dress are voodoo symbols and flowers that appear faint to the
eye but can glow in the dark. Sometimes, Loretta will wear a fancy round red
ladies hat. Loretta keeps her hair in a bun. She keeps a pair of reading
glasses and also has four claws. She has doe traits and a small fluffy tail.
Loretta has similar powers as Alastor, though she cannot control radios to the
same extent. She can make dolls and sew anything just by moving her fingers. Loretta
can withstand Alastor’s deals and spells. In her full demon form, she can turn
into a shadow version of herself and create portals and objects. In her demon
form, her eyes turn black with red pupils shaped like skulls.
In an AU of an AU when
Alastor meets his parents at the Hazbin Hotel, Alastor and his mother share an
embrace and sing together while making Jambalaya. Loretta doesn’t hesitate to
share stories and a photo album of Alastor’s childhood to the others, much to
his embarrassment. Loretta and Charlie hit it off right away, sharing their
love of singing, dancing, and seeing good in people. Loretta mistakenly
believes that her son and Charlie are dating but then remembers he is asexual
and aromantic and apologizes with a blush. Charlie smiles and says that she is
a hundred plus years older than him, to which Angel’s mouth drops. When Angel
tries to flirt and touch Alastor, his mother tells him to stop. Alastor only
accepts hugs, kisses, and touch from his mother.
Father:
Louis
Francois Cajun: White man and Christian French
immigrant, descendant of two French Canadians. He fell in love with Loretta,
but bi-racial marriage was frowned upon, so they held it in secret. He is a
skilled hunter and taught Alastor to hunt deer and game at a young age. When
Alastor was younger, he told him to “beware the gators” in the nearby swamp. As
Alastor grew older, he became more abusive to him, even molested him after
sleeping with another woman on a Friday the 13th. He died brutally
by Alastor in the 1920s/30s.
Louis became an
oppressive black deer overlord but was defeated by Alastor a second time.
In Alastor’s vision,
Louis is represented by Ogun, god
associated with dogs, warriors, hunters, conflict. He’s symbolized by an iron
knife and has fondness for pretty women and rum.
AU of an AU: In Hell,
Louis becomes a powerful overlord called Seraph (one that Alastor defeats, but
he still goes around.) He has large black antlers arching from his head, and
often wears a top hat with a skull on it. He wears a similar suit to Alastor’s,
along with a large bowtie and regular tie, though it’s darker in color. The
undershirt is black with a red cross design on it. His teeth are sharp and yellow.
He has deer ears and a tail, plus four claws on each hand. He has the same
black mustache he had as a human, plus glowing red eyes. In demon form, his
face turns into a skeletal male deer head (with black fur in some areas) and he
grows larger. He controls a small cult of shadow spirits and demons that
worship him as a god. He drinks, smokes, and hooks up with women demons,
despite knowing he can’t reproduce. He hunts Hell’s creatures with a gun like
he did as a human hunter. He carries a whip and a long black staff shaped like
a Christian Cross with antlers branching out over the extended sides of the
cross. In the center of it is a red gem shaped like a glowing red eye.
Louis and Loretta agree
to visit the Hazbin Hotel…only to meet Alastor in shock. Alastor briefly
shrinks back when he sees him, remembering the times he was abused by him. His
mother, more confident as a demon, makes sure her son goes through the day
unharmed. His mother embraces her son and they make jambalaya while singing
together. They sing “Jambalaya on the Bayou” and “You’re Never Fully Dressed
Without a Smile.” Even Louis smiles and
hums along. The three of them later dance to music on the radio as everyone
watches in happiness (except Husk). The shadow spirits join in. Loretta tells
Charlie and the others about Alastor’s life as a human, much to his
embarrassment. Both Alastor’s parents became serial killers and cannibals
themselves just like their son once they arrived in Hell. Like Charlie,
Alastor’s mother believes that her son can be redeemed and hopes that someday
the three of them can go to Heaven together. Alastor awkwardly shares a hug
with his father, though he wasn’t very nice, Alastor still loved him.
Louis/Seraph is critical
of Charlie’s plan to rehabilitate demons, as he believes it is God’s will to
keep sinners in eternal torment. He was the one who told Alastor as a human: “Inside
of every sinner is a lost cause.” Alastor briefly goes demonic when he tries to
touch Charlie inappropriately. Loretta says she wants a final divorce and helps
Alastor kick him out of the hotel. But she also begs Alastor not to kill him
and he reluctantly obeys.
Louis and Loretta soon
go back to their ways of killing people and questioning their afterlives.
Adelle
Cajun – Alastor’s paternal aunt, sister of Louis. She is
objective and doesn’t like getting into conflicts. She taught Alastor how to
play the piano but Alastor hardly ever saw her much as she was busy being a
French teacher.
Joseph
Duvalier – Alastor’s maternal uncle, brother of Alastor’s
mother Loretta. Mean and cruel like
Alastor’s father, likes rum, weapons, sacrifices and causing trouble. He
eventually went to Hell after being run over with a deer in the headlights look…by
none other than Alastor.
Eddy
Ory Duvalier – Alastor’s Creole/French cousin, son of Joseph,
Alastor’s maternal uncle and a French working class white lady. Named after
Edward Ory, a Creole jazz bandleader. Rebelled against his troublesome father
and became a jazz band leader.
Clementine
Duvalier – Alastor’s cousin, relative of his mother.
Daughter of Alastor’s uncle, Joseph. Named after Clementine Barnabet -
real life Louisiana voodoo priestess and serial killer, killed families with an
axe. She tried to be a better priestess than Loretta. At one point, she and
Alastor killed people together in the woods. But Alastor ran off to save his
own skin, leaving her to be caught and arrested by police.
Alastor’s ancestor from
his father’s side: Marie LaLaurie,
(1787-1849) real life New Orleans serial killer, cruel to Creole slaves
Dr.
Facilier: Voodoo villain from Princess and the Frog. Became
Alastor’s slave after he was pulled into the underworld. Alastor stole his
powers and methods, leaving Facilier a shadow. He is Alastor’s cousin.
Samuel
Cajun – white paternal Grandfather. Lived an ordinary life as
a car mechanic in Canada before going off to fight in the war. He was healed by
a white woman nurse Abigail and the two fell in love.
Abigail
Cajun – Alastor’s paternal Grandmother
Roscoe
Duvalier – Alastor’s maternal Grandfather, related to Dr.
Facilier
Antoinette
Duvalier – dark skinned maternal Grandmother – Voodoo Priestess and Hoodoo oral practitioner.
Racheil:
Alastor’s
friend and love interest (though he doesn’t want sex or serious romance.) She
has short blonde hair and looks similar to Charlie in dapper clothes. She, like
Charlie, is nice to him and loves to dance and sing. She tries to help him
become a better person but after he snapped, she broke up with him and left him
to solve his own problems. She almost got stabbed b him but managed to escape
with her wife Agatha (whom she had married in private).
In Alastor’s dream, she
appears as Oshun, a goddess
connected to beauty, sexuality, wealth, pleasure, and rivers.
Alastor later makes a
voodoo doll of Racheil’s similar counterpart, Charlie along with dolls
representing the other characters.
Mimzy:
Alastor’s
friend and temporary love interest (Alastor liked to flirt with her but didn’t
want to get intimate nor be tied down). Mimzy likes singing, jazz, desserts and
doughnuts. She doesn’t like rock. Confident in her singing, she is the owner of
a jazz club, both on Earth and in Hell. She is a short, chubby woman who wears
pink/purple flapper dresses, a headband with pink feathers and short blonde
hair. Her eyes were blue and her skin white as a human, in Hell her eyes were
black with hot pink pupils.
Mimzy and Alastor sing
several duets together on stage in both realms and even share a kiss much to
the disgust of a jealous (human) Husk. As time went on however, Mimzy started
falling head over heels for him, while Alastor wanted to stay friends. (She
heard about his radio shows but didn’t suspect he was the killer until later).
One night, a love crazed Mimzy (who had also had several drinks) tried to
undress him and even reached for his private parts. He shoved her off and
threatened to kill her if she assaulted him again. Then she realized in shock
that he was the serial killer when he defended himself with a bloodstained
knife. She tried to call for help, but he choked her with an insane look in his
eyes.
Alastor keeps a voodoo
doll of Mimzy in his lair with the straw arms missing.
Rosie:
Alastor’s
friend, fellow overlord, and associate. Rosie wears dark pink dresses, and a
large pink hat with skulls, pink feathers, and black flowers on it in Hell. She
has black eyes and sharp teeth. She is the owner of her emporium, after
Franklin got eaten by demons.
As a human, Rosie looked
similar to Mary Poppins: black hair, white skin, elegant dresses and an
umbrella in her hands. She owned an emporium on Earth. Alastor used to sing
with her and help her out like a gentleman. However, this was before he became
insane. Rosie went to Hell after forcing her employees to work long hours with
hardly any breaks (It was during a time where people worked their lives away).
Like in Hell, she was self-centered and didn’t hesitate to overpower others to
fulfill her ends. Hence, she became an overlord due to the impact of her evil
actions.
According to Vivziepop,
their relationship is similar to Jack and Mary’s relationship from Mary Poppins:
both Jack and Alastor help out their lady friends and are polite to them. Like
Mary, Rosie is stern, sophisticated, elegant, and a perfectionist. She’s
“practically perfect in every way” at least in her opinion. Both Rosie and
Alastor love singing, dancing, performing, and killing people. The three of
them met up with Mimzy and all sang together.
Alastor keeps a voodoo
doll of Rosie in his lair.
However, Rosie, like
nearly everyone in Hell, has an agenda of her own: using Alastor to further her
status. In fact, she often views those around her as mere friends and servants
who purpose is to make her life easy and orderly. She, along with Vox,
Valentino, Katie, and Sir Pentious are listed as antagonists.
Niffty:
A
small cyclops demon with a hot pink skirt and short pink hair with a yellow
undertone. She is the maid for the Hazbin Hotel: she cleans the rooms, cooks
meals and likes to sew, read and write. She is obsessed with men and was
summoned by Alastor. She died in the 1950s as a Japanese-American woman at age
22. She is hyperactive and fast…and also a hopeless romantic who indulges in
her own fantasies. Niffty isn’t afraid to use manipulation to get her way.
Alastor summoned her from the fireplace but before that, he had charmed her
into making a deal with him shortly after she arrived in Hell.
Alastor keeps a voodoo
doll of Niffty in his lair.
Husk:
A
black and white cat demon with red wings with card suits on them. He has long
red eyebrows, wears a black hat and wears a large red bow tie. Husk loves
drinking, gambling, cards and magic shows. As a human, Husk interacted with
Alastor as a broad man with short black hair. He went off to serve in the
Vietnam War, gambling and drinking his problems away. He died in the 1970s.
In Hell, Alastor summons
the grumpy bad-mouthed Husk to help man the front desk of the hotel for
“charity work” and transports him there. Alastor got Husk to make a deal with
him by promising him booze, cigars, and drinks spiked with catnip. Husk can
speak many languages and is good with children.
Alastor keeps a voodoo
doll of Husk in his lair.
Other people:
Real
life Axeman of New Orleans serial killer 1918-1919
Killed women and
primarily used an axe. Spared those who played jazz in their homes
Albert
Fish: serial killer, child rapist and cannibal 1924-1932 crimes, died in 1936
Alastor "Hazbin" Roscoe
Cajun/Duvalier born January 24th, 1896 (Edward Bosco's b day Jan 24th 1986) to
Francois and Loretta Cajun, born at 3:00AM; Loretta gave birth in the woods on
the way to the hospital (born 3 weeks early). Light brown skin, brown eyes,
round glasses, short brown hair with reddish tint, pointed chin, thin agile
body
1897: Age 1 Things start off normal in New Orleans,
infant Alastor plays in his crib and loves the music on the radio.
1898: Age 2 Alastor meets his uncle and aunt and
discovers the marvelous outside world
1899: Age 3 Alastor watches musicals on the picture show
and falls in love with them. His mother makes him Jambalaya, his favorite food
of comfort
1900: Age 4 Reading and preschool, Sunday church goings
which Alastor finds boring
1901: Age 5 Kindergarten: Alastor is teased for his
freckles and whenever his hair glows a reddish tint in the sunlight
1902: Age 6 First grade: Alastor learns reading,
writing, math, and art. He hates gym and loves music and art.
1903: Age 7 Second grade: Alastor's parents get into a
fight for the first time in a while; Alastor is sent to his room whenever it
happens. After he comes back upset, both his parents say that frowning is
weakness. Loretta says "Remember to smile, Alastor, it shows dominance and
confidence. You're never fully dressed without one." He takes that lesson
to heart for the rest of his life.
Vision 1: Alastor dreams he is a young red deer who
performs onstage and receives a standing ovation, representing childhood
innocence.
1904: Age 8 Third grade: Alastor discovers his love of
theater. He finds joy in attending and watching Mardi Gras parades and the
costumes. He says 'Throw me something, mista!" during the parade but the
other kids got to get the prizes thrown from the parade instead.
1905: Age 9 Fourth grade: A group of boys start to bully
him and even punch him badly. Alastor smiles through it all. He tells his
father and mother. While his mother comforts him, his father scolds him for not
fighting back.
1906: Age 10 Fifth grade: Alastor gets his brutal
revenge by daring the boys to enter into a nearby swamp. One of the bullies
gets eaten by a crocodile while Alastor just watches. Alastor gets nicknamed by
his father and bullies as "Alastor Hazbin."
1907: Age 11 Sixth grade: Alastor goes hunting with his
father and his father shows him how to hunt and skin deer and other game. He
becomes skilled over time and loves the meat. He also learns how to cook from
his mother...Jambalaya being his favorite to make.
1908: Age 12 Seventh grade: Alastor gets slapped by his
father for not participating in sports. Other kids make fun of him for being of
mixed race. Loretta begins teaching him about Voodoo and Hoodoo. Alastor
connects with Kalfu the deity and learns of his heritage as part French and
part Creole. His grandmother was a powerful priestess and was believed to
orally pass on stories and display feats of magic. His Grandmother was born in
Haiti, moved to France and then to the U.S. His Uncle, Father, and Grandfather
were Canadian/French Christians. His aunt was conflict avoidant, unlike his
uncle and father. Loretta tells him (though he soon doesn't listen) that Voodoo
is not to be used for evil, sacrifices, nor cannibalism and to only resort to
cannibalism for survival.
1909: Age 13 Eighth grade: Alastor's father yells at him
for not showing interest in girls. One fateful night, his father sleeps with
another woman and Alastor notices. A helpless Loretta watches as Francois
whips, humiliates and molests him in his room, warning him not to tell or
"he'd kill (them) both." Loretta comforts him with hugs and
Jambalaya. As he eats, Alastor imagines eating off his father's fingers.
Alastor is diagnosed with anxiety, narcissism and
psychopathic tendencies. He is bullied in middle school and is not interested
in sex and girls like the other boys. He finds it gross and pointless.
Loretta's Jambalaya nearly kills her when a drunk
Loretta (too much Scottish Comfort) puts gunpowder and wasabi into it.
Alastor's father makes him memorize Bible passages.
1910: Age 14 Ninth grade: Many girls both in school and
outside fall in love, but Alastor isn't interested. A Satanic Ritual book
appears after it was dropped by accident by imps. He looks through it with
great interest and makes a deal with dark Loas: gain near unlimited power in
the afterlife in exchange for his soul and the soul of a loved one.
1911: Age 15 Tenth grade: High school was a nightmare.
The bullying was worse and Alastor became more and more withdrawn. During this
time, Alastor becomes interested in being a radio host and also reads books on
weapons and cannibalism.
Vision 2: Alastor dreams he is a red buck, who runs from
hunters representing the elite white people. He evades a crocodile, resembling
his father and his mother appears as the Voodoo goddess of beauty and
motherhood.
1912: Age 16 Eleventh grade: Alastor applies to be an
apprentice for a local radio station several times, but doesn't get in. His
father and uncle berate him everyday and his mother is busy at secretary work,
and Voodoo rituals every month.
1913: Age 17 Grade 12 Alastor graduates and applies
again. He starts at the bottom, but rapidly moves his way up. He starts by
telling dad jokes, then wants to talk about murder and crimes "far more
interesting than the weather and social events."
1914: Age 18 After experiencing harsh critiques from
mainstream stations, Alastor is fired. However, he soon decides to pursue his
goals on his own. His makes radios from scratch and starts his own shows, with
a few private listeners at first.
World War One begins! Alastor uses this opportunity to
broadcast on a private station news of deaths in the war in graphic detail.
More people start listening and his soon starts making money. Alastor makes his
first kill when a man assaulted him and beat him up for him being "Black
and outspoken." He was able to get away and he wondered what it'd be like
to do it again on the ignorant folks.
1915: Age 19 Alastor promotes war efforts through
announcements and songs, including his ending song "You're Never Fully
Dressed." However, he still describes brutal murders for the sinister
folks.
1916: Age 20 Alastor meets Husk and Mimzy at a jazz bar
and club for the first time. He dances and sings with Mimzy, loving her
confidence and sexy looks. (Though he doesn't like to be touched by anyone
other than his mother, due to fatherly past trauma).
1917: Age 21 Alastor meets Racheil (alternate form of
Charlie) and they become fast friends. He learns of the Axeman, a fellow serial
killer and learns to be careful.
1918: Age 22
Spanish Flu Pandemic occurs!
Sadly, Alastor's mother becomes gravely ill and passes away. Alastor smiles even as he cries. Alastor's father doesn't seem to care. Alastor gets raped again and his father abandons him. Alastor's mother goes to Heaven and Alastor, not knowing what else to do, eats her remains.
Spanish Flu Pandemic occurs!
Sadly, Alastor's mother becomes gravely ill and passes away. Alastor smiles even as he cries. Alastor's father doesn't seem to care. Alastor gets raped again and his father abandons him. Alastor's mother goes to Heaven and Alastor, not knowing what else to do, eats her remains.
1919: Age 23 Alastor becomes depressed (and even
suicidal for a while). He doesn't eat much.
Alastor eventually snaps and begins his life as a serial killer. After his mother’s death, Alastor lost his remaining traits of humanity…succumbing to his demonic nature. At that point, he didn’t care who he ate and/or killed…it was the last think he could do to keep himself sane along with drinking liquor, coffee, sewing voodoo dolls, and broadcasting the murders by himself.
Alastor eventually snaps and begins his life as a serial killer. After his mother’s death, Alastor lost his remaining traits of humanity…succumbing to his demonic nature. At that point, he didn’t care who he ate and/or killed…it was the last think he could do to keep himself sane along with drinking liquor, coffee, sewing voodoo dolls, and broadcasting the murders by himself.
1920: Age 24
Roaring Twenties and Jazz Age. Alastor becomes known (though no one suspected it was him) by several names "Bayou Butcher," "Deer Devil" "Louisiana Lunatic" among others. Alastor revels in his fame and becomes richer and more materialistic. He buys himself suits, and a cane with deer antlers on it. One of his disturbing hobbies was using his gentleman charm to lure women into his home where he would lie them in the basement and kill them while broadcasting their screams.
Roaring Twenties and Jazz Age. Alastor becomes known (though no one suspected it was him) by several names "Bayou Butcher," "Deer Devil" "Louisiana Lunatic" among others. Alastor revels in his fame and becomes richer and more materialistic. He buys himself suits, and a cane with deer antlers on it. One of his disturbing hobbies was using his gentleman charm to lure women into his home where he would lie them in the basement and kill them while broadcasting their screams.
Alastor plays in a jazz band and enjoys watching
musicians play while smoking and drinking liquor. He often cries in private and
makes straw dolls. He drinks dark coffee every morning.
1921: Age 25 Mimzy falls in love with Alastor and
touches him inappropriately. He threatens her with a knife and she discovers
he's the serial killer. She rushes to call for help but Alastor takes her into
an alleyway and stabs and chokes her to death. Feeling slight remorse, he takes
her home for his meal.
1922: Age 26 Racheil breaks up with him after being
concerned about his sanity. Worried he might be caught, Alastor lays low for a
while before starting up again. After Alastor's father comes back, he decides
to get his revenge. He ties him to a tree and tortures him during the night.
The predator becomes the prey. Alastor tracks him down to a local bar.
(Although he usually doesn’t stalk or chase his victims as it breaks his moral
code, but his dad is an exception. Also following others/sneaking toward them
are often required to kill others.) His father had been secretly afraid that
Alastor would be stronger and would want to kill him, thus proving his son more
dominant than himself. He had weapons ready, but Alastor had set up several
traps in advance. Though Alastor was physically weaker than his father, he was
very clever. He had packed a backpack of all his weapons, rope and essential
tools. His father says “You and your heathen mother deserve to die” only for
Alastor to respond, “Nobody talks about my mama that way.” Seeing his father knocked
out, Alastor raises his knife to kill him but stops. That would merely be too
easy. He supports him by the shoulders, pretending to be concerned for him as
onlookers watched in shock, “It’s okay sir, you just fainted from the heat.
Let’s go for a walk in the woods.” He takes him deep in the forest and chuckles
darkly.
Alastor knocks him out and ties him to a tree in a
forest, waiting until he wakes up. He starts (smiling the whole time) by
slicing off his father’s dick among his father’s cussing (“when you screwed me
once”), inserting a hot knife inside his father’s privates (“when you screwed
me again”) then slicing off his ears (“this is for all the times when you
wouldn’t listen to me”), shoving his own severed penis down his throat (“When
you shoved your macho beliefs down my throat”) he whips him, then slowly cuts
deep down his chest with a chainsaw, organs revealed (“this is for mama”) and
finally shots him in the heart (“and this is for me, you heartless bastard.”)
He eats his father’s flesh over jambalaya and it’s the best meal he’s ever had.
1923: Age 27 He kills his victims in various ways: some
hanging from trees with their organs spilled out, some buttered and eaten,
others buried alive, some people shot and stabbed when he doesn’t feel like
dragging it out. He’ll often poison other’s food/drinks and watch their
reactions with a grin on his face. He enjoys tricking others into corners/tight
spots so he doesn’t have to run after them. He’s found of pranks, especially
deadly ones done on others. He saves brutal killings for racist men and women
and those who think ill of him and his show. He becomes known as the “Deer
Devil Dealer of New Orleans.” He only started killing people and animals at
random after his mother died and he lost his mind.
1924: Age 28
Vision 3: : He has nightmares about a demonic skeletal deer covered with maggots and sores with chunks of meat over bone and one eye hanging loose running after him. He finds himself in a dark snowy forest, a fierce biting wind. After it seemed like he had been defeated by the monster, Alastor looks into a puddle and sees another, far worse monster, a demonic wendigo reflection staring back at him…Alastor sees a horned face and malnourished skeletal body, ripped red pinstriped dress coat, four clawed hands, red and black hair and red eyes, sharp teeth, large black antlers…the wendigo form resembling his current demonic form in Hell. After killing the alligator representing his father, the wendigo Alastor look-alike shadow appears and says “This is who you really are,” before Alastor wakes up.
Vision 3: : He has nightmares about a demonic skeletal deer covered with maggots and sores with chunks of meat over bone and one eye hanging loose running after him. He finds himself in a dark snowy forest, a fierce biting wind. After it seemed like he had been defeated by the monster, Alastor looks into a puddle and sees another, far worse monster, a demonic wendigo reflection staring back at him…Alastor sees a horned face and malnourished skeletal body, ripped red pinstriped dress coat, four clawed hands, red and black hair and red eyes, sharp teeth, large black antlers…the wendigo form resembling his current demonic form in Hell. After killing the alligator representing his father, the wendigo Alastor look-alike shadow appears and says “This is who you really are,” before Alastor wakes up.
1925: Age 29
1926: Age 30
1927: Age 31
1928: Age 32
1929: Age 33 Alastor enjoys the Stock Market Crash and
uses the opportunity to enjoy watching orphans suffer. It helps remind him that
he's far better off than many, besides the fact that kids were annoying to him.
Alastor makes an
"Axeman letter:"
"Axeman letter:"
"Hell, 1929 Stock Market Crash
Esteemed Mortal of New Orleans: The Deer Devil/Bayous Butcher/Louisiana Lunatic/Hazbin of Hell
Esteemed Mortal of New Orleans: The Deer Devil/Bayous Butcher/Louisiana Lunatic/Hazbin of Hell
They have never caught me and they never will. They have
never seen me, for I am invisible, even as the sound waves that surround your
earth. I am not a human being, but a demon and overlord from the hottest hell.
I am what you Orleanians call the Deer Devil. Down here, I’m the inevitable Radio
Demon.
When I see fit, I shall appear and claim other victims
as I see fit. I alone know whom they shall be. No clues will be left behind,
save for what you might hear on the next broadcast.
Tell the police and the racist, elite scum of the world to beware. Let them try not to discover who I am, for it’d be better for them not to have been born than to incur the wrath of the Deer Devil. You’ll have a deer in the headlights look and won’t have any idea what hit you until after it’s too late.
Undoubtedly, you Orleanians think of me as a monster and murderer. But if I wanted to hurt anyone else here, I would have done so already. If I wished, I could pay a visit to your city every night. I could kill every one of your best and worst citizens, for I am in a close relationship with the Shadows of the Other Side.
At 6:06 pm next Friday night, I am going to pass over New Orleans and then visit those in Hell. I am going to make a little proposition to you people. Here it is:
I am very fond of jazz music, electro swing, and jambalaya. I swear by all the Loas and deities that I will spare those who can provide me with some great entertainment when I visit. Word of warning, I can read you people like a book, and see into your very souls. Anyone foolish enough to challenge me will have their corpses consumed and their screams muffled by the lovely sound of jazz bands jamming the night away.
I have been, am, and will be, the worst spirit that ever existed in fact, fantasy, or realm of Hazbins.
Smile and stay tuned!
~Deer Devil (Alastor)"
Tell the police and the racist, elite scum of the world to beware. Let them try not to discover who I am, for it’d be better for them not to have been born than to incur the wrath of the Deer Devil. You’ll have a deer in the headlights look and won’t have any idea what hit you until after it’s too late.
Undoubtedly, you Orleanians think of me as a monster and murderer. But if I wanted to hurt anyone else here, I would have done so already. If I wished, I could pay a visit to your city every night. I could kill every one of your best and worst citizens, for I am in a close relationship with the Shadows of the Other Side.
At 6:06 pm next Friday night, I am going to pass over New Orleans and then visit those in Hell. I am going to make a little proposition to you people. Here it is:
I am very fond of jazz music, electro swing, and jambalaya. I swear by all the Loas and deities that I will spare those who can provide me with some great entertainment when I visit. Word of warning, I can read you people like a book, and see into your very souls. Anyone foolish enough to challenge me will have their corpses consumed and their screams muffled by the lovely sound of jazz bands jamming the night away.
I have been, am, and will be, the worst spirit that ever existed in fact, fantasy, or realm of Hazbins.
Smile and stay tuned!
~Deer Devil (Alastor)"
1930: Age 34
Great Depression occurs!
Great Depression occurs!
The event hits Alastor and many others hard...he runs
low on food so he eats others and hunts more and more to survive. Now Alastor
kills at random instead of focusing on the racist mean people.
1931: Age 35
1932: Age 36
1933: Age 37
Alastor's Death
Alastor's Death
The police eventually track Alastor down with the help
of Racheil and Chasseur, a fellow deer hunter whose daughter had been killed by
Alastor. Not too long before the police discover where he is, Alastor gets
bitten by a rabies infested dog. For the next several hours, Alastor
experiences hallucinations, paranoia, brain inflammation and a fear of water.
In water, all he sees is leeches and alligators. In his hallucinations, he is
being watched by a wendigo. The police chase Alastor though the dark woods,
police dogs hot on the trail. A local deer hunter, Hustle, joins in on the
chase. Alastor navigates the woods, trying to find a place to hide. The hunter
accidentally shoots him in the back as he ran, thinking Alastor was a deer.
Alastor experiences extreme agony when the deer hunter
spots him, pointing a rifle at him. The hunter announces his location to the
police. Seeing no other way out other than pain and imprisonment, Alastor takes
the gun from the hunter and shoots himself between his eyes. The police dogs
maul his dead body and the hunter sinks to his knees in shock and terror.
Strangely enough, Alastor dies with a creepy smile on his face, the mark of
Kalfu appearing behind his cold neck, unnoticed by anyone.
1933: After death: Alastor's old body falls away as the
deal with the Loas takes fruit. The shadows give him his immense powers in the
shadow world and he transforms into his demon form in Hell. He gets his
microphone staff, which enables him to broadcast his murders and victories. He
is known as the Radio Demon. He conquers several areas of Hell, eventually
getting the attention of the overlords who know to stay wary of him.
Alastor befriends Mimzy and overlord Rosie and they
sing, dance, talk and murder other demons for fun. Alastor treats them both
with respect and knows not to piss off Rosie as she's stern, violent, and
"practically perfect in every way."
Every year when the Exterminators appear, Alastor
broadcasts the chaos during the 24 hour period, and will go out and kill the
angels too.
1950s: Alastor makes a deal with Niffty who becomes
obsessed with him and men. She becomes his servant/slave/associate and cooks
and cleans for him.
1970s: Alastor makes a deal with Husk and Husk becomes
his servant/slave/associate after Alastor promised him a better life with money
and booze and the promise of " finding love."
2019: Alastor sees Charlie on TV and decides to help her
with the hotel (for his own enjoyment, of course.) He dances and befriends
Charlie, forming plans to use her to dig deeper into the royal family and
eventually take the throne and rule Hell. He hopes that with a shadow army and
more possessed members, he can invade Hell, Heaven and even Earth to spread his
chaos. He defeats Sir Pentious and changes the name to Hazbin Hotel, his
formerly mocking nickname he embraced.
Future: Alastor helps Charlie and the others protect the
hotel from Sir Pentious, Vox, Valentino, Velvet and other villains.
Other non canon versions of Alastor:
Stalaros (commonly known as 2p Alastor). Alastor with
opposite colors and personality: he wears white and blue and cries a lot. He is
one of the clients at the Haven Hotel run by Caoline Egnam, Heaven's princess.
Stalaros is gay and horny like Angel Dust.
Lavender/Purple Alastor: Peaceful and confident, an OC
made by fans.
Radiodust Alastor: An Alastor that loves Angel Dust.
Popular with fans.
Charlastor Alastor: An Alastor that loves Charlie
romantically. Popular with fans.
Redeemed Alastor: Appears as a man with a deer head and
human-like traits in Heaven. In this universe, he reunites with his mother.
FHE (“For His Entertainment”) Alastor: Alastor in his
truly evil form: he takes over all of Hell and possesses the demons. His shadow
can turn into a monster wendigo. This Alastor has a hole between his eyes from
a bullet wound, and antlers stained with blood.
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