DR. FACILIER
VS.
ALASTOR
BEGIN!!
Dr. Facilier:
Oh who do we have here, a
strange man in red
Are those deer ears and
antlers on your head?
I’m the most feared
showman, master of black magic
I don’t even need a demon
whose backstory is so tragic
Here have a dog, or two,
or three
Your so called powers
have nothing on me
Seeking wealth is my
goal, my power’s on a roll
You’re a furry old man,
did your life take its toll?
I’m running this town,
and I’ll just take you down
Go ahead and surrender or
I might just take your soul.
Alastor:
Hello…may I speak now,
please?
My presence alone has
brought demons to their knees
Now I must admit, you’re
doing splendid with your song
But say that you’re most
powerful, and you would be wrong
I’m devious, mischievous,
you’re merely delirious
There’s only room at the
top for one of us, serious
Your magic is only child’s
play
Against this overlord of
Hell, all in one day
Dr. Facilier:
Don’t you disrespect me,
demon
Don’t derogate or deride
This world is my own, now
Meet my friends from the
other side!
They call me the Shadow
Man, I appeared long before you
You’re an aromantic deer
hunter with no chance to woo
Dance this dance, you won’t
stand a chance
Making deals, crowd
appeals, put even you in a trance
I do Voodoo, you suck doo-doo
A tip of the hat to you!
Alastor:
If I wanted to harm you…I
would’ve have done so…right now (radio static)
I’m the Radio Demon, and
I’ll make you bow
You’re a poor neglected
fellow, a laughingstock, disgrace
You paid with your soul,
now you’re down in this place
Based on your life, you
weren’t doing so fine
You gotta love the stock
market crash of 1929
While I eat jambalaya,
you cry to your severed mama
On the air, ladies and gents!
Prepare for some drama
Witch doctor orphan fails
once again
Free spot in the hotel
for this hazbin
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!
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