Kathy Prior tells us why being alive rules and being dead sucks!
I’d like to talk a little bit about being alive and
being dead. Starting with being alive, everyone here knows what it’s like and
it’s being human that’s unique. There are many great opportunities to love
others and learn new things and discover who we are. But a lot of the time,
life can be a real b***h. Most animals like ants, dogs, cats, birds etc. they
search for food and do their thing without a care in the world. Although they
run from predators, care for their young and search for food, they don’t really
worry about when they’re going to die. But we humans are immersed in fear and
anxiety, and we fight over many little things. We somehow feel that because
someone looks or acts different, that they’re a threat to us. We are always
focused on not only the basic survival needs, but also on making enough money
and getting married and being accepted by others around us. Because back in the
ancient days, not being accepted into the tribe meant abandonment and death. We
not only avoid topics of death, we fight each other over what we think death is
like. Is there Heaven and Hell? Do we go into nonexistence when it’s over? Do
we see our loved ones again? No one really knows. But let’s say we go with
spiritual logic and say there is life after death. Let’s say that dead people
aren’t really dead, but they are actually godly electromagnetic souls who roam
the universe in search for love and growth throughout lifetimes. Pretty bizarre
concept, right?
Now being alive and being dead are parallels, two
sides of one existence. Both are very different. *Mundane voice* Being
alive means moving in a body with organs and having a complex brain that
produces various thoughts and interacting with other living things on Earth.
*Spooky voice*
Being dead means you’re somewhere else, somehow.
*Mundane voice*
When you’re alive, you live on Earth in a house or apartment, and you go to
buildings and the same route every day. You remain in one place generally and
certainly on one planet for the majority of us.
*Spooky voice*
When you’re dead, you can be in many different places at the same time,
including the universe.
*Mundane voice*
Becoming alive involves a lengthy review process in the cosmos. As a soul, you
choose what body you’d like to inhabit, the person you will become and where you’ll
live, plus the good or bad things that are likely to happen to you like poverty
or abuse or maybe you’ll get through all that and become lucky enough to become
rich. You then go over your plan with spirit guides, a council and God. Going
through all your previous lives and your recent lives, looking at Akashic
Record paperwork and filling out soul contracts and stuff. Not to mention going
through world simulation training. If God accepts your request, you then fall
through a tunnel, lose your powers, and get all your memories erased so you can
have a fresh start. You soon forget your own name and realize that after going
through all that, you are now a helpless baby going through traumatic birth! Is
it worth it?
*Spooky voice*
Becoming dead can happen at any time! It could happen in the blink of an eye,
or it can be long and drawn out. Just when you think your mission on Earth is not finished, God calls you and says, “Hey come back home, did you learn anything?”
After agonizing pain and when you think you can’t handle it…bam! You’re
suddenly immortal! Memories thrown at you at lightning speed! Then you realize
your failed in your mission on Earth. And will have to try again later. “But, I
can’t be…” “Like you have a f**king choice in the matter!”
*Mundane somber voice*
When your dead, you may have a Near Life Experience, where you’re this close to
remembering how delicious Earth food tasted like. Or how good that sexual fling
felt in high school. You wish you could taste food, but now realize that it’s
just an energy prop. (No beer to fully enjoy here.) You realize that knowing
everything is boring and long for those nostalgic “childhood” Earth moments.
*Spooky voice*
When you’re alive, you may have a Near Death Experience, where you learn about
your entire life and all the mistakes you made. You may be trapped in a hell of
your own making. And just when you are reunited with those you love, a spirit
guide shoves you back into your unpleasant body and being like, “Finish your
f**king mission, you don’t belong here yet!” (“Damn it, no one wants to believe
my message! Wake up, people!”)
*Mundane voice*
Being alive means wanting to preserve your body to be as young as possible,
even when you begin to age and fall apart. Looking your best is paramount and
if you don’t, you’ll be rejected by potential bosses, partners, parents, friends,
etc.
*Spooky voice*
Being dead means looking at your former body and thinking, “Hey, I’m ageless
and free! I don’t need that thing anymore!”
*High cheerful voice*
The dead are concerned with harmony, music, connection, evolution, and merging
with God.
*Low somber voice*
The living are concerned with power, conflict, appearance, safety, being liked,
money, love, sex, worries, competition, wars, being the best and having the
illusion they are separate from everything. People arguing over who is God and
whose religion is the best.
*Spooky voice*
In the spirit world, everyone knows who you are and knows what’s best for you,
even authority figures.
*Mundane voice*
In the physical world, everyone hides their true selves from everyone. There
are language barriers, cultural barriers, misunderstandings, manipulation and untrustworthy
authority figures.
*High cheerful voice*
When you’re dead, you have the option to reincarnate or stay in the spirit world.
*Low somber voice*
When you’re alive, you only have one life to live and you have no choice but to
live in the illusion.
*Low somber voice*
Physical worlds have diseases, wars, accidents, beauty, nature, sunsets,
oceans, and matter everywhere.
*High cheerful voice*
Spiritual worlds have color, energy, music, love, and beautiful light!
*High cheerful voice*
Being dead means you are essentially an energy god. You can teleport, read
people’s minds and have knowledge about all your past life selves that make up
who you are. You also can communicate with loved ones to make amends and ask for forgiveness.
*Low somber voice*
Being alive means you don’t know who the f**k you are or what you’re supposed
to do. And if you break your leg or get sick or lose your memory, sucks for
you.
*Mundane voice*
Being alive means being constrained by time, days, months, years.
*Spooky voice*
Being dead means that time is bullshit.
*High cheerful voice*
In the spirit world, 95% of the time, souls of every species (even aliens) work
harmoniously together in their advanced utopian society. Dark souls can take
their time and cross over when they’re ready.
*Low somber voice*
In the physical world, someone can shoot you just by you looking at them the
wrong way. You can go from rich to poor in an instant. Dark human living souls
can either get away with their crimes, thus harming more souls, or be arrested
and put in jail for life.
And finally, the objectives are very different. *Low
somber voice* Being alive means being born as a helpless baby, learning
right from wrong by parents, teachers, peers, and society. You learn that you’ll
either go to heaven or hell or you’ll cease to exist completely, so you better
stay healthy and make babies have a job and have enough money to fit into your
society and pay your bills. Or if you live in poverty, try not to starve, and
don’t put yourself in danger from other a**holes. And then, all too soon, you’re
met with illness, pain and agony and then it goes black.
*High cheerful voice*
Being dead means improving yourself, merging with God’s Light and basking in
eternal love!
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