Satan's Little Instruction Book For Kids: Little Bits of Wisdom For Little People.

 

A parody based on the propaganda book “God’s Little Instruction Book for Kids,” this is an eye-opening random fix containing easy to read quotes and life-shaping proses.

 

Society has lots of strange ideas on how we are to live,

How we are to love, and how we are to give.

 

Don’t listen to all of that, know what works for you

Abide by the law and figure out what’s true.

 

(There are words crossed out on purpose)

 

 

“What you sow is what you grow.”

 

“Whistle in the dark, whistle in the day, whistle as you work, whistle as you pray. Go seize the day!”

 

“No matter where you are, or the situation there, whistle as an act of faith joy. Whistle as a prayer! Your song can’t compare!”

 

 

“Beauty shines through in the good that you do.”

 

“I’m sorry, forgive me,” are hard words to say. But when said from the heart, they bring great joy your way.”

 

“Those who are tardy may miss the party.” (But you can also be fashionably late.)

 

Obey now,      “Play now, obey when it’s right, pay later, if you live in fright.”

Play later.

Disobey now,

Pay later.

 

“Two wrongs never make a right.” (But one right can unmake many wrongs.)

 

 

Love the Lord your God

Love him with all your heart, all your soul, all your strength and all your mind. Also, you must love your neighbor as you love yourself.

 

Love your own God, Thyself, love yourself with all your heart, all your soul, all your strength, and all your mind. Love your neighbors, friends and family as you love yourself first and foremost.

 

“Make the one who’s been left out your special friend.”

 

“Hugs multiply when you give them away.”

 

“A smile never goes out of style.”

 

“A stitch in time, saves nine.”

 

“When you get a lemon, make lemonade!”

"When your soul crumbles to ash, ignite the spark of love to light it aflame."

 

“Love is a way of not looking at others’ sins mistakes.”

 

“Good thoughts create sweet dreams.” (But be prepared to face your nightmares.)

 

“Take care to share.”

 

“Love listens.”

 

“Sin is what the serpent says is “in.”    “Sin, if done on occasion, can be a “win.” Don’t fool your eyes, over the serpent’s scary guise.”

 

“Sometimes we are asked to wait. But this we know…God’s never late!”  …you can change your fate!”

 

“God can do everything!” “You can do anything! But let the universe do everything else!”

 

“Find someone with a hole in their heart and fill it with God’s love.”   your love.”

 

“Whatever you say, whatever you do, bounces off others and comes back to you.” (“It may be a lie, it may be true, but be sure it doesn’t harm others or you.”)

 

“Soft words are pillows for hurts.” (Kind words are lights in the dark.)

 

“God loved the world so much, that he gave his only Son. God gave his Son so that whoever believes in him may not be lost but have eternal life.”

 

“Lucifer loved knowledge and beauty so much, He pursued all that was divine, even after His fall. He gave His position for the sake of free will. Whether one believes in Him or not, He provides paradise for us on Earth.”

 

The “Be” Attitudes: “Rely on God’s your own vast supply.”

 

The “Be” Attitudes: “Problems are opportunities in disguise.”

 

The “Be” Attitudes: “Little ones to Nature Him they belong, merged with Her, they are strong.”

 

The “Be” Attitudes: “To delight in the right, makes you big in God’s sight.”

 

“To know what’s truly right and what is wrong, make you big in Satan’s song.”

 

The “Be” Attitudes: “To others be kind, and you will find kindness coming back to you.” (But stand up to the cruel and you won’t be uncool.)

 

The “Be” Attitudes: “The thoughts that you think are up to you. What you think is what you do.”

 

The “Be” Attitudes: “Increase the peace.” (Don’t create more war.)

 

The “Be” Attitudes: “It is good to do good.” (“But why not do great?”)

 

“Heaven has a party when Jesus is born in a new heart.”   “In Heaven or Hell or space above, Satan in the heart makes one full of love.”

 

“Into my heart,

“Into my heart,

Come into my heart, Lord Jesus Lucifer.

Come in today,

Come in to stay,

Come into my heart, Lord Jesus  Lucifer.”

 

“When brother’s a bother, and sister’s sassy, pay them with patience.” (“When stress strikes and despair deepens, buy yourself space.”)

 

“God loves the person who gives happily.”

 

“Satan loves the person who gives and indulges happily.”

 

“An encouraging word deserves to be heard.” (“A worry or fright should be brought to light.”)

 

“When there’s nothing to hide, you have peace inside.”

 

“Sing a song and shoo away sorrows.” (Enjoy the todays and forget the tomorrows.)

“God is faithful. He is the One who has called you to share life with his Son, Jesus Christ our Lord.”

 

“Satan is noble, as Lucifer is wise. They have called you to bask and learn in this Life, a world unique to your wondrous eyes.”

 

“Red and yellow, black and white, all are precious in God’s sight. Lucifer’s light. No matter what color skin you’re in, accept each other and let listening begin.”

 

“Trust and obey-there’s no other way!”

 

“Never blindly trust and obey! Within yourself, there’s always another way!”

 

“Say no when you know something is wrong. Say yes and be blessed when it’s right in God’s sight.  seek success when you know it’s right and alright.”

 

“Manners matter.” (Love listens. Beauty blossoms. Art attracts. Light illuminates.)

 

“Worry and frowns pull the heart down.” (Smile even as you go the extra mile.) (“Embrace your worries and give them to Earth, because nature cares for you.”)

 

“The devil is always the evil behind the “d.”  “Devil spelled backwards is “lived.” Don’t live in fear of what seems “evil.”

 

“Stand against the devil, and the devil will run away from you.” (Listen to the devil and you’ll gain a new perspective.”)

 

“If you don’t know, don’t go!” (But if you know, take it slow.)

 

“The Lord is my shepherd. I have everything I need. He gives me rest in green pastures. He leads me to calm water. He gives me new strength.”

 

 

“Lucifer is my guru. I have everything I need. He gives me insight in warm light. He leads me to the waters of wisdom. He illuminates the way to courage.”

 

“All creatures great and small, Mother Nature The Lord God loves them all.”

 

“Don’t quit or give up when struggles you face. Those who keep trying will finish the race.”

 

“God did not give us a spirit that makes us afraid. He gave us a spirit of power and love and self-control.”

 

From the Universe, Lucifer gave us…a complex soul of wisdom, strength, discipline and self-love. A soul that can transcend fear.”

 

“Hope is something no one can ever take away from you. Only you can send it away.”

 

“Love grows when love flows.”

 

“God loves you.” “Jesus loves you.”   Satan loves you. Lucifer loves you. No matter who we are, they love us and call us children of the universe.

 

“Some books have pictures, some make me think, some make me laugh and some help me cook. Upstairs, downstairs, everywhere I look…The Bible  “My Life”  is still the very best book!”

 

“Take care of the earth, for all it’s worth! Don’t take this planet for granted. In all of space, its the only place that’s fit for the human race.”

 

“Let your light shine.” (Let your darkness grow. For it’s only in the deepest dark, when we appreciate our glow.)

 

“Faith us what you know is true. Faith is also what you do.”  “Whether you believe or have no clue, have faith in what you do.”

 

“Give miles of smiles in great big piles.”

 

“Children, obey your parents the way the Lord wants. This is the right thing to do.”

 

Children, obey those who are good to you. To those who are bad, don’t stay, go away. Do what is best for you.”

 

“It’s truly amazing what they can do. Those three little words, “Please” and “Thank you.”

 

“Count your many blessings, name them one by one.” (But don’t forget to have fun!”)

 

“Saving cents makes sense.” (“But don’t be shy when you want to sometimes buy.”)

 

“Those who go to God Most High for safety will be protected by God-All-Powerful.”

 

“Those who question life and seek kindness and wisdom, will be protected by the universe, and Lucifer the Most High.”

 

“Helping hands make happy hearts.” “Friendly faces make marvelous memories.”

 

“Despise lies. But be friends with the truth.”

 

“Not what you get but what you give, determines the worth of the life you live.” “Not what you do, but what you learn, determines your life course at every turn.”

 

“Snowflakes and fingerprints, you’ll always find, each one if different, one of a kind. And just like a snowflake, this too is true, no one else is exactly like you!”