Monday, April 20, 2020

Smile, My Dear Annie!


(Teaser transcript/outline)






The crossover no one asked for


Scene 1: “Thrill of the Hunt” (Alastor)
Scene 2: “Maybe” (Annie)
Scene 3: “It’s a Hard Knock Life” (Orphan girls)
Scene 4: “Dumb Dog” (Annie)
Scene 5: “Sandy” (Orphan girls)
Scene 6: “I Think I’m Gonna Like It Here” (Annie and servants)
Scene 7: “A World of Entertainment” (Alastor)
Scene 8: “Little Girls” (Miss, Hannigan)
Scene 9: “Tomorrow” (Annie)
Scene 10: “We Got Annie” (Grace and Warbucks)
Scene 11: “Sign” (Miss Hannigan and Warbucks)
Scene 12a: “You’re Never Fully Dressed” (Bert Haley and Orphans)
Scene12b: “You’re Never Fully Dressed” (Alastor version)
Scene 13: “Easy Street” (Hannigan, Lily and Rooster)
Scene 14: “Maybe (Reprise)” (Warbucks and Annie)
Scene 15: “Together at Last” (Warbucks and Annie)

Scene 16: “Stay Tuned” (Alastor)




For many years, orphan girl Annie wishes her parents would return for her and get her out of the orphanage from the strict Miss Hannigan. Warbucks appears on Bert's radio show, offering money to help find Annie's parents. Annie and the girls get excited and dance to "You're Never Fully Dressed."

But then, something goes terribly wrong. The radio starts glitching and through the static, a demonic voice can be heard. Dad jokes, electro swing, and broadcasts of murders start appearing on all the radios. A mysterious brown-haired mixed radio host named Alastor arrives, claims to be desperate for money and food.

Grace encourages Warbucks to adapt Annie, and Annie hopes to be able to leave the orphanage. But things turn south when Hannigan's brother and his girlfriend pose as her parents. Even worse, a new serial killer is on the loose, hungry for revenge and entertainment.


No one knows what will happen with the strange supernatural occurrences and the rush for people to raise her. But one thing's for sure...

Annie isn't safe anymore.

Now she must reunite with Grace, Warbuck and her friends and escape the greedy couple...if Alastor doesn't end up finding her first...


The scene starts off with a brief snippet of Alastor's death in New Orleans in 1933. In Hell, he desires to go back to New Orleans to broadcast more murders and eat individuals who were cruel to him. He notices how some lower class demons get influenced by his radio broadcasts. After hearing from an overlord that "humans would be good bait to use in war," he gets an idea.

With the help of I.M.P. Alastor gains access to Earth, but he accidentally ends up in New York instead. He looks over and sees his old radio he used to listen to when he was a kid. (It even had his name engraved on the side). Apparently, several people bought it from an antique shop in New Orleans and added it as a stage prop, after thinking it was “cool” that it had been cursed. As the radio was part of him, it allowed him to take on his physical demon form on Earth once he reunited with it. Annoyed in shadow form, Alastor emerges from the radio and proceeds to kill everyone at the show. The radio gets smashed by falling debris before Alastor can reach it, breaking his darken heart. He flees the gory scene and the survivors wake up, not remembering what had happened (due to the radio being destroyed). (off screen, he uses his blood to create his human body disguise).

Scene shifts to Annie. Annie first lives in an orphanage run by the cruel Miss Hannigan, who forces them to clean the building all day. Annie hopes that her parents will return for her, and she keeps half of a locket as her treasured possession, to remind her of them. Annie adopts a stray dog named Sandy, but gets taken back to the orphanage by police.

Annie travels to Warbuck's mansion where she meets the many servants and bodyguards. Warbucks lets her stay and takes her to the Radio City Music Hall to watch a movie.

Warbucks appears on the radio show, offering money to help find Annie's parents. Annie and the girls get excited and dance to "You're Never Fully Dressed."

But then, something goes terribly wrong. The radio starts glitching and through the static, a demonic voice can be heard. Dad jokes, electro swing, and broadcasts of murders start appearing on all the radios. A mysterious brown-haired mixed radio host arrives, claims to be desperate for money and food.


(Alastor actually died the same year and, with the help of imps, traveled to Earth through radios in a disguise in an attempt to get back to New Orleans).

Hannigan, her brother and his girlfriend search through Annie's belongings and plan to use the locket to pose as her parents. But Alastor's shadow steals it away from them!

The more Annie spends time with Alastor, the more suspicious Grace and some of Annie's fellow orphans get.  Sandy, the dog, growled and sensed evil in Alastor from the beginning, but Annie told Sandy not to be mean to “our new guest.” Like Charlie in Hazbin Hotel, Annie dances and sings with the disguised demon, getting more influenced when the radio is on. (no romantic love). Alastor's demon reflection is revealed in mirrors. Kate notices it and warns Annie that a "monster lives inside him," though Annie doesn't believe it.

Not having to worry as much about environmental threats and survival, Alastor begins another killing rampage, hunting deer and selfish adults while broadcasting again. He carves sigils onto their flesh, ensuring they become his slaves/prey back in Hell. The radios around him additionally served as hiding places for him after murders.

Meanwhile, the newspaper gets a new heading "Random Serial Killer on the Loose." Another headline reads "Similar Kill Count to the now deceased New Orleans Deer Devil Cannibal," triggers back memories, making Alastor go insane. After debating on several terms such as the "Bayou Killer," "Devil of New York," among others, the public comes up with "Brusier of Broadway."

Alastor broadcasts murders, dad jokes, and news, influencing others to tune in and listen. All the orphans are influenced by it…Alastor gaining more power. Sandy barks loudly, briefly snapping them out of their trance. Hannigan was follows Sandy into the room, threatening to butcher him. Hannigan, in a drunken haze does something redeemable for the first time: she yells “Stop having fun, get to work, and turn that thing off!” The static and noise was giving her a headache, the pain overriding the trance powers. Despite the girls trying to stop her, Hannigan smashes the device against the floor, the girls shaking their heads. “Whose drunk now?” she retorts.

The other girls later tell Warbucks and Grace that Annie had been kidnapped by Rooster and Lily. The police begin a search. Rooster attempts to kill Annie and he knocks his sister away. Before Rooster can reach her, he is brutally stabbed by Alastor. Alastor reveals his plan to possess Annie and several others in both Hell and on Earth to create a diverse army to take down racist individuals, providing him with food and entertainment. (He only harms adults). His human disguise falls away and Annie watches in horror as he begins to eat Rooster and Lily. Punjab rescues her and destroys the radio before Alastor possessed her and she reunites her with Grace and Warbucks.


Alastor would get distracted and a bit scared of Sandy the dog (as he had died due to rabies, being shot in the head and getting attacked by dogs).
A local church and police forces arrive and team up to defeat Alastor. He gets shot several times with guns and reels back when several silver crosses are held up. Not too far away, the imp portals begin to close and weaken...dragging him back to Hell (similar to how Dr. Facillier did but was more accepting of his fate and smiled the whole time). Annie lives with Grace and Warbucks and her friends arrive for the party. "Brusier of Broadway Vanquished in Less Than a Week."


Annie didn't listen to the radio for several years afterwards. The scene ends with Alastor singing "You're Never Fully Dressed" on a radio in Hell, the old locket next to it, then saying "stay tuned, folks."

                                 Commencing June 2020



Transcript
Annie Script
Scene 1
Molly: Annie. Annie I can't sleep.
Pepper: Shut up! How am I supposed to get any sleep around here?
Sally: She cries all the time.
Duffy: And she wets the bed.
Molly: I do not!
Pepper: What are you doing in our dorm? You should be in the baby room.
Annie: She's ok you guys. You can stay here with me Molly.
Molly: I couldn't sleep Annie.
Annie: When I can't sleep. I think of my folks
Molly: (looking at Annie's locket) You're the only one who has folks here. Mine are dead.
Annie: I think of what they're like and how someday soon they're going to come and get me.

(Song: Maybe)
Maybe far away,
Or maybe real nearby.
He may be pouring her coffee,
She may be straightening his tie.

Maybe in a house
All hidden by a hill.
She's sitting playing piano,
He's sitting paying a bill.

Betcha they're young
Betcha they're smart
Bet they collect things
Like ashtrays and art.

Betcha they're good -
Why shouldn't they be?
Their one mistake was giving up me.

So, maybe now it's time
And maybe when I wake,
They'll be there calling me "Baby".
Maybe.

Betcha he reads
Betcha she sews
Maybe she's made me
A closet of clothes.

Maybe they're strict
As straight as a line -
Don't really care
As long as they're mine.

So, maybe now this prayer's
The last one of it's kind;
Won't you please come get your "Baby"?
Maybe.

Scene 2
Miss Hanagen enters
Miss H: Did I hear singing? Who's happy? Well?
Orphans: We love you Miss Hanagen.
Miss H: Sure. Well if you're so wide awake you can get up. Get outta bed and clean up this place. This room had better be regulation before breakfast my little pig dropping or kill kill kill!
Annie: But it's the middle of the night.
Miss H: (imitating Annie) But it's the middle of the night. And if this room don't shine like the top of the Chrysler building your backside will understand?
Orphans: Yes Miss Hanagen.
Miss H: What do you say Annie?
Annie: I love you Miss Hanagen.
Miss H: Why anybody would wanna be an orphan is beyond me.
Molly kicks Miss Hanagen's foot.

(Song: ­It’s a Hard Knock Life.)
Annie
It's the Hard-Knock Life for us!

Orphans
It's the Hard-Knock Life for us!
'Stead of treated - we get tricked!
'Stead of kisses - we get kicked!
It's the Hard-Knock Life!

Got no folks to speak of, so!
It's the hard-knock row we hoe!
Cotton blankets - 'stead of wool!
Empty bellies - 'stead of full!
It's the Hard-Knock Life!

Annie
Don't it feel like the wind is always howlin'?

Kate and Tessie
Don't it seem like there's never any light?

Molly
Once a day don't you want to throw the towel in?

Orphans
It's easier than puttin' up a fight!

July
No one's there when your dreams at night get creepy.

Duffy
No one cares if you grow, or if you shrink.

Pepper
No one dries when your eyes get wet and weepy.

Orphans
From the cryin' you would think this place would sink!

O-o-o-o-oh...!

Empty belly life!
Rotten smelly life!
Full of sorrow life!
No tomorrow life!

Molly
Santa Claus we never see.

Annie
Santa Claus - what's that? Who's he?

Orphans
No one cares for you a smidge,
When you're in an orphanage!
It's the Hard-Knock Life!

Molly
(Imitates Mrs. Hannigan):
"You'll stay up, till this dump shines
Like the top of the Chrysler Building! Kill, kill!"

Orphans (Molly)
Yank the whiskers from her chin!
("Little Pig Droppings!")
Jab her with a safety-pin!
("Rotten orphans!")
Make her drink a Mickey Finn!
("Nobody loves you!")
I love you, Mrs. Hannigan!

Molly
"Get to work!"
"Scrape those beds!"
"Scrub that floor!"
"Polish my shoes!"
"And I mean... start... NOW!"

Orphans (Molly)
It's the Hard-Knock Life for us!
("Mud in your eye!")
It's the Hard-Knock Life for us!
("Egg in your bear!")
No one cares for you a smidge,
("Hair on your chest!")
When you're in an orphanage!

Orphans
It's the Hard-Knock Life!
It's the Hard-Knock Life!
It's the Hard-Knock Life!
The... Hard-Knock... LIFE!

 Scene 3
(Annie jumps in the washing basket)
Annie: Cover me up good.
Duffy: All you ever do is run away.
Sally: Oh my goodness, oh my goodness.
Pepper: You're gonna get us into trouble.
Nell: I'm gonna tell.
(Miss H entering)
Miss H: What are you all standing around for? There's the kitchen and the bathroom to clean before lunch and if you skip the corners there will be no lunch. And we're not having hot mush today.
Orphans: Yay!
Miss H: we're having cold mush.
Orphans: OOOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhh!
Miss H: What?
Orphans: We love you Miss Hanagen.
Miss H: Where's Annie?
Molly: She had to go bathroom.
Miss H: (imitating Molly) She had to go bathroom.
(Mr. Bundles enters. Miss Hanagan tries to look pretty.)
Mr. B: It's heavy today.
Miss H: It shouldn't be.
(Orphans try to warn Mr. Bundles not to give them away)
 Mr. Bundles: You sure look pretty today, Miss Hanagan.
Miss H: Oh Mr. Bundles thank you. I will be right here when you get back.
Orphans: Oooooooohhhhhhhhhh!


Scene 4
Annie gets out of the basket and happily walks along loving her freedom when she sees a group of naughty children chasing a dog with tin cans tied to its tail. She runs after them.
Annie: Beat it kids what did he ever do to you? She punches one and they all leave.
Annie: You're ok now you dumb dog.

(Song: Dumb dog)
Dumb dog,
Why are you following me?
I ain't got a crumb dog,
How about lettin' me be?
I ain't gon-na feed you,
Ain't got a scrap for you.
Need you?
Don't give a crap for you.
Dumb dog dumb-er than they come dog.
You're the most presumin' dog
That a human could know.

(Dog catcher drives down the street and tries to take the dog.)
Annie: Hey, Mister, that's my dog!
Dog Catcher: Oh yeah? Where's his collar, his lead, his registration?
Annie: I left them home by mistake. Please don't take him to the pound. My father's blind and this dog leads him to work. If he can't get to work we'll all starve sir.
Dog catcher: What's his name?
Annie: My father's name?
 Dog Catcher: The dog's name.
Annie: Oh the dog’s name? Well…his name is ...Sandy. Right Sandy.
Dog Catcher: Call him.
Annie: Call him.
Dog Catcher: That's right go over there and call him.
(Annie moves a few meters)
Annie: Sandy!
(Dog doesn't move)
Annie: Come on boy, Sandy, Sandy, Sandy!
(Dog comes)
Annie: Good boy!
Dog Catcher: You got yourself a dog kid. Go home and get his leash.
Annie: I will sir.
(Police man takes her by the ear back to orphanage)
Miss H: (gruff voice) Annie!
Police: Look who I found.
Miss H: (softer for policeman’s benefit) Oh Annie I was so worried.
Policeman: I knew you would be ­a big hearted woman like you
Miss H: How can I ever repay you?
Pepper: Kissy, Kissy, kissy.
Miss H: Kill, kill, kill.




Scene 5
(Orphans are very excited to meet Sandy)
 Orphans: Ooooohhhhhh!
Molly: What's his name, Annie?
Annie: Guess.
Molly: Fiffi?
 Pepper: This mutt’s no Fiffi.
 (Song:­ Sandy)
Fifi, That ain't a name for this mutt.
So how about Champion?
Champion you're anything but.

We could call him Tiger, But there's no bite in him,
Tiger! Kittens would frighten him.
Rover! When you think it over,
Rover is the perfect name for this dumb look-in' dog.

Sandy, Sandy's his name if you please.
If you don't be-lieve me ask anyone of the fleas
Residing on Sandy,

True he ain't pedigreed, Sandy, there ain't no better breed.
And he really comes in handy,
'Specially when you're all alone in the night
And you're small and terribly frightened it's
Sandy, Sandy who'll always be there!

 Duffy: She's coming. Quick!
(They try to hide Sandy under laundry)
(Miss H approaching Annie)
Annie: I love you Miss Hanagen.
Miss H: And you will love the paddle closet Annie. And this (Grabbing Sandy) Will love the sausage factory.
Orphans: Oooooohhhh!
Miss H: What?
Orphans: We love you Miss Hanagen.
Miss H: Shut up!


Scene 6
Grace: Miss Hanagen, I'm Grace Farrell. The New York Board of Orphans sent me.
 Miss H: Well My goodness, won’t you come in. Welcome to our happy home. She pretends to be nice to orphans .
Miss H: What did you say your name was?
Grace: Grace.
Miss H: Aptly named.
G: I'm here to inquire about an orphan.
H: Look Grace I can explain the whole thing. You see...what happened...she escaped in the laundry and I know I should have called Mr. Donatelly but I saw red so I called the cops instead. Anyway she's back and she's fine. No harm done huh?
G: Miss Hanagen, whatever are you talking about?
H: Wait a minute, honey are you peddling beauty products? Coz clearly I don't need no beauty products G: I'm the private secretary of Mr. Oliver Warbucks
H: Oliver Warbucks the millionaire?
G: Oliver Warbucks the billionaire.
H: My Lord!
G: Mr. Warbucks would like to invite an orphan to spend a week with him.
H: Isn't that nice. What sort of orphan did he have in mind?
(Annie sticks her head in through the door)
G: Well, friendly, intelligent…
(Annie: (whispering) Spells out M­I­S­S­I­S­S­I­P­P­I)
G: And happy.
(Annie laughs out loud. Miss H, slams door.)
H: How old?
G:Age doesn't really matter..7
(Annie raises her hand until right age guessed)
H:7
G: 8
H:8
G:9
H: 9
G: 10
(Annie makes stop gesture)
G: 10 is perfect. Oh I almost forgot. Mr. Warbucks prefers red headed children.
H: 10 year old red head, No, sorry. Ain’t got it!
G: What about this child?
H: Annie? You don't want Annie.
G: Why not?
H: She's a drunk!
G: Fiddle sticks! Annie, how would you like to spend a week with Mr. Warbucks in his house?
Annie: Oh boy, I would love that!
H: Slow down, hold on. You can have any child you want in the whole orphanage except Annie.
G: Why?
H: Because she's got it coming to her and I don't mean a week in the lap of luxury. This brat's got to learn her place!
G: Her place!
H: And Annie's entirely too cheeky.
G: Well Mr. Warbucks loves cheeky orphans.
H: Tough.
G: I assume your objection is something to do with Mr. Donatelly and the board of New York Orphans?
H: Don't assume nothin sweetheart.
G: Well Mr. Warbucks and Mr. Donatelly are like that.
H: Is that a fact?
G: Yes and he was at the house just the other day and he was saying how many people he had lined up for your job.
H: Is that a fact?
G: Yes that's a fact. It's an awful time to be out of work isn't it Miss Hanagen?
H: It's terrible.
A: Leapin Lizards!
Miss H (imitating Annie) Leaping Lizards.
Annie: Come on Sandy. This is my dog. He's real nice and he almost never jumps up on people.
(Sandy jumps up on Grace)
G: He's a really sweet dog Annie but I'm not sure Mr. Warbucks would approve.
Annie: Then I can't go.
G: What?
 Annie: She said she would take him to the sausage factory.
H: I'm not a sucker for dogs.
G: We'll take the dog!
Annie: Oh boy!

Scene 7

(Annie is awestruck(
Grace: I have an announcement to make everyone. This is Annie and she'll be staying with us for a week and this is her dog Sandy.
Annie: And he'll be staying with me.
Servant: May I take your sweater?
Annie: Will I get it back?
Servant: Of course dear.
Grace: Now Annie, what would you like to do first?
Annie (looking around): The windows, then the floors. That way if I drip...
Grace: No Annie, you don't understand. You won’t have to do any cleaning while you're with us.
Annie: I won’t? How am I gonna earn my keep?
Grace: You're our guest Annie.
(Song: I think I'm gonna like it here)
Grace:
Cecile will pick out all your clothes

Cecile:
spoken:
Blue is your best color, no red I think.

Grace:
Your bath is drawn by Mrs. Greer.

Mrs. Greer:
spoken:
Salts?...No, bubbles, I think.

Grace:
Annette comes in to make your bed.

Annette:
spoken:
The silk? No the satin sheets, I think.

Annie:
I think I'm gonna like it here!

Grace:
The swimming pool is to the left

Annie:
spoken:
Inside the house? Oh boy!

Grace:
The tennis court is in the rear

Annie:
spoken:
I never even picked up a racket.

Grace:
Have an instructor here at noon
spoken:
Oh, and get that Don Budge fellow if he's available.

Annie:
I think I'm gonna like it here.

Grace:
When you wake ring for Drake
Drake will bring your tray
When you're through Mrs.Pugh
Comes and takes it away.

Grace and servants:
No need to pick up any toys

Annie:
spoken:
That's okay, I haven't got any anyway.

Grace:
No finger will you lift my dear

ALL:
We have but one request
Please put us to the test

Annie:
I know I'm gonna like it here
Used to room in a tomb
Where I'd sit and freeze
Get me now, holy cow
Could someone pinch me please!

Grace:
spoken:
She didn't mean it.
(Singing)
We've never had a little girl

ALL:
We've never had a little girl

Grace and servants:
We hope you understand
Your wish is our command

(Said together)
Annie:
I know I'm gonna like it here

Servants and Grace:
We know you're gonna like it here

ALL
Welcome


Scene 8a
 (Mr. Warbucks marches in)
Mr. W: Has the painting arrived?
 G: Yes sir.
 (Painting is held up for him. It's the Mona Lisa)
 W: I don't like it. Send it back. Any messages?
G: Yes. President Roosevelt called 3 times. He said it was urgent.
W: Everything is urgent to a Democrat. What else?...Wait! There's something interesting about that woman's smile. I might learn to like her. Hang that in my bathroom.
G: Mr. Warbucks I'd like you to meet...
W: Why do I smell wet dog?
(Annie comes out from hiding with Sandy )
Annie: Because we gave Sandy a bath.
W: What's this?
G: This is Annie, sir. This is the orphan who will be staying with us for a week
W: Orphan. What are you talking about?
G: Sir, it’s a press story for the papers remember? It's only for a week.
W: This doesn't look like a boy. Orphans are boys
G: Oh you didn't say you wanted a boy sir. You just said an orphan so I got a girl.
W: I want a boy.
 Annie: I've got an interesting smile too sir. Don't you think you could like me too sir? Hang me in the bathroom?
W: Take them back now!
G: Oh Sir but she only just got here.
Annie: That's ok. We'll be ok. It was real nice meeting you anyhow. I sure do like your place.
W: Thank you Annette.
 Annie: Annie. I've had a really swell time. The driver came in a car the size of a train Mr. Warbucks and we made Drake sneeze and I played your pipe organ and Sandy got a bubble bath. And well I've had enough fun to last me for years. It’s really a swell idea to have an orphan stay for a week Mr. Warbucks. Even if it’s only for your image. Even if I'm not the orphan I'm glad you're doing it.
W: I'm glad you approve. Let's get to work.
G: Are you sure you need a boy? Couldn’t she stay? It’s only for a week.
W: Whatever but just for the week.

Scene 8b
(Miss Hanagen is listening to the radio)
 Male voice: I Love you.
H: I love you too.
 Male voice: Kiss me as only you can.
 H: Oh you devil!
 (She kisses the radio. Orphans see and laugh)
H: Get away!
(Song: Little Girls)
Little girls
Little girls
Everywhere I turn
I can see them
Little Girls
Little Girls
Night and day
I eat, sleep and breathe them

I'm an ordinary woman
With feelings
I'd like a man to nibble on my ear
But I'll admit, no man has bit
So, how come I'm the mother of the year?

How I hate
Little shoes
Little socks
And each little bloomer
I'd have cracked
Years ago
If it weren't for my
Sense of humour

Some woman are drippin' with diamonds
Some woman are drippin' with pearls
Lucky me!
Lucky me!
Look at what I'm drippin' with
Little girls!

Little cheeks
Little teeth
Everything around me is little
If I wring
Little necks
Surely I will get an acquittal

Some day I'll step on their freckles
Some night I'll straighten their curls
Send the flood
Send the flu
Anything that
You can do
To, little (little, little), little (little, little)
Little girls

Some day I'll land in the nuthouse
With all the nut and the squirrels (giggle)
There I'll stay
Tucked Away
Until the prohibition of
Little girls


Scene 9
(Rooster and Lilly appear)
 H: Rooster.
R: Sis.
H: You're supposed to be in jail.
 R: They let me out early.
 Lilly: On account of his good behavior.
 R: I want you to meet a friend of mine. Lilly St Regent.
 L: Named after the motel.
 H: Room Service.
 R: This very afternoon I got my nose on this beautiful horse 8 to 1. All I need is 5 bucks to tide me over.
 H: Not even a nickel for the subway.
 R: Oh come on sis.
 H: I bet you miss stick fingers here can lend you a lousy 5 bucks.
 L: I beg your pardon. I'm short but I don't stoop to what you're incinerating.
 H: Give me back the goods toots.
 (Jewelry is pulled from Lilly's pickets and top.)
 H: Ok Rooster if I loan you 5 bucks will you take this dumb hotel and just get the heck outta here?
 R: I'm sorry sis. Not even a nickel for the subway.
 L: You and her have the same mother? (
she takes something on the way out) Hanagen checks her bag when they leave and her purse is gone.)
H: (Screaming) Rooster!!!!

Scene 10

(Warbucks is practicing squash and Annie runs back and forth for fun)
A: Thanks so much for having me to stay. Mr. Warbucks. I’ve had the greatest time and Miss Farrell has been just so kind and all the staff. You know she really thinks you're sliced bread but you don't notice.
W: Sliced bread huh?
A: I've had enough fun to last a life time that it won’t even matter when I go back to that stinking orphanage.
 W: How do you remain so positive?
 A: I sing a little song and everything seems better.
 (Song: Tomorrow)
Annie
The sun'll come out tomorrow...
Bet your bottom dollar that
Tomorrow, there'll be sun!

Just thinkin' about tomorrow
Clears away the cobwebs and the sorrow
'Til there's none!

When I'm stuck with a day
That's gray,
And lonely,
I just stick out my chin
And grin and say...
Oh...

The sun'll come out tomorrow
So you gotta hang on 'til tomorrow
Come what may!

Tomorrow!
Tomorrow!
I love ya, tomorrow!
You're only a day away!

To-morrow!
Tomorrow!
I love ya, tomorrow!
You're only a day...
A-...wa-a-a-ay!

Grace: (spoken)
C'mon, Annie, let's go to the movies!
Annie: (spoken)
Let's go see the stars!

Grace:
Cowboy heroes,
Cops and robbers,
Glamour and strife,
Bigger than life!
Sitting in the darkness,
What a world to see!
Let's go to the movies,
Annie, wait and see.

Betty Davis is probably lying,
And Greta Garbo is probably crying,
While Robert Taylor
Is locked in her dying embrace.
Chico and Groucho
And Chaplin and Lloyd
Are all super.
Sweet Mickey Mouse,
Shirley Temple,
And dear Jackie Cooper.

Annie:
Let's go to the movies...

Annie and Grace:
Let's go see the stars!

Grace:
Fred and Ginger
Spinning madly...

Songs and romance.
Life is the dance.
Sitting in the darkness,
Popcorn on your knee!
Give the maid the night off!

Warbucks: (spoken)
Turn the kitchen light off!

Grace and Warbucks:
Let's go to the movies,
Annie, you and me!

Ushers:
Welcome to the movies!
Welcome to the stars!
Welcome to this
Grand illusion.
All of it's yours
Right through these doors!
Every plot's a dilly,
This we guarantee!
Welcome to the movies
Wait and see.

Female Chorus:
Let's go to the movies (See the movies)
Let's go see the stars.
Red lights holler
Big Depression
What do we care?
Movies are there!
Only happy endings (Boy gets girl, yes)
That's our recipe!
Welcome to a lovely
M-O-V-I-E!

Male Chorus:
Let's go to the movies (We love to go, to RKO, Columbia, Universal)
Let's go see the stars (Jack Warner and, Sam Goldwyn and, MGM and Paramount)

Both:
Dreams of glory,
Cast of thousands,
Bigger than life,
Bigger than life!
Only happy endings,
That's our recipe!
So, welcome to the movies
Wait...
And...
See!
Scene 11
(Warbucks and Grace having breakfast. Warbucks reading the paper not paying much attention to Grace)
W: I'll have to close the factory in Pittsburgh. Miss Farrell.
G: About Annie…
 W: What about Annie?
G: Couldn't we keep her? You haven't seen that horrible orphanage. I can't bear to send her back there. I can't.
W: Get a hold of yourself! What's come over you?
G: She wouldn't be a bother. I'd take care of her. You have plenty of room here. The staff adores her. We could take her on, well as your ward couldn't we?
W: Absolutely not! I'm a business man. I love money, I love power, I love capitalism. I now and never will love children!
G: Watching you with her last night. I though well maybe...
W: Grace…
G: Yes?
W: I've just noticed something.
 G: Yes.
W: You're awfully pretty when you argue with me.
G: Thank you sir but…
 W: Oliver…
G: Oliver...Do you really just love money and power and capitalism? You know they're never going to love you back.
 W: You're teeth are crooked.
G: I'll have them fixed.
W: I like them crooked.
 G: I'll leave them.
 W: Thank you.
 G: I could have the papers signed this morning.
 W: It means a great deal to you doesn't it?
G: Yes. It means a great deal to me.
 W: I’ll do it myself.
 G: I could just kiss you.
 W: Grace!
G: Yes?
W: Get her a gift.
 G: That's a great idea.
 W: Something from Tiffany's. A new locket.
 G: Oh and you be careful when you go to that orphanage. That woman has claws and fangs.
(Warbucks laughs)

(Song: We got Annie)
Grace: We got Annie.

Gardener: We've got Annie?

Grace: Yeah!
She's like the shine on your shoes,
Or hearing a blues that's great.
Makes you relax,
Like a big tax rebate!
We got Annie!

Servants: We got Annie! We got Annie? We got Annie!

Mrs. Pugh: And Benny Goodman's got swing.
Bing is a king, by far.
Mutt has got Jeff,
And Eleanor, F.D.R.!

Grace: We got Annie!

Asp: We got Annie!

Punjab: We got Annie!

Asp: We've got Annie!

Grace: We got Annie!
(Whispers) Annie.
Scene 12
W: Miss Hanagen, I presume?
H: Yes.
 W: I want to talk to you about Annie.
 H: You want to return her and forget it? Or trade up?
W: I want to adopt her.
 H: would you excuse me for a moment (goes into room and screams) (Returns)
H: Won’t you come in? Welcome to our happy home.
(She pretends to be nice to the orphans Warbucks hands her papers)
 H: You know something? For a Republican you are sinfully handsome.
 W: Thank you.
H: Why I just go absolutely weak at the knees over men like you.
(Noticing his diamond button)
 H: My God! Is that thing real?
W: Miss Hanagen, just sign the papers.

 (Song: Sign)
Warbucks
Miss Hannigan! You need to sign a paper.

Miss hannigan
Mr. Warbucks, do you know something for a Republican you are sinfully handsome.

Warbucks
Thank you.

Miss hannigan
Why I just go absolutely weak in the knees over men like you.

My GOD, is that thing real?

Warbucks
Just sign the papers.

Miss hannigan
Don't you wanna see the bedroom, my little billiard ball?

Warbucks
Sign.

Miss hannigan
I make a very dry martini.

Warbucks
Right here.

Miss hannigan
I make a very wet souffle.

Warbucks
Just your name.

Miss hannigan
Don't be so mean, you mean ole meanie.

Warbucks
Come, my dear.

Miss hannigan
Let's you and me make, why shouldn't we make haste?

Warbucks
I have an appointment at 1.

Miss hannigan
This way...

You ever been to Bonus Ires?

Warbucks
Where?

Miss hannigan
A hunger for the Argentyne?

Warbucks
ArgenTINE.

Miss hannigan
Let's me and you fill up our diaries

Warbucks
What? Stop!

Miss hannigan
Buy me a ruby

Warbucks
No!

Miss hannigan
Why shouldn't you be mine?

Warbucks
Come

Miss hannigan
I've got your numbah

Warbucks
Close

Miss hannigan
Ya like to rhumba

Warbucks
Madam, while

Miss hannigan
I'll call you Ollie

Warbucks
We

Miss hannigan
My hot tamale

Warbucks
Pry through this

Miss hannigan
And now I've gotcha

Warbucks
File

Miss hannigan
My cucaracha

Warbucks
From my pri-

Miss hannigan
Oh!

Warbucks
-Vate

Miss hannigan
Ooh!

Warbucks
Eye.

Miss hannigan
Ay ya ya!

Warbucks
You spend your evenings in the shanties,

Miss hannigan
You had me followed?

Warbucks
Imbibing quarts of bathtub gin.

Miss hannigan
Bronchitis.

Warbucks
And here you're dancing in your scanties.

Miss hannigan
Great gams.

Warbucks
With some old geezer called Little Caesar.

Miss hannigan
He's an uncle!

Warbucks
You lock the orphans in the closet.

Miss hannigan
They love it!

Warbucks
You hock their Christmas souvenirs.

Miss hannigan
Drink?

Warbucks
You steal the funds you should deposit

Miss hannigan
It's fresh...

Warbucks
You make them grovel, while you buy lavaliers.

You'll

Miss hannigan
Must you upset me

Warbucks
Sit

Miss hannigan
Why don't you pet me?

Warbucks
Out this

Miss hannigan
It's you I crave now

Warbucks
Century

Miss hannigan
Let's misbehave now

Warbucks
In some

Miss hannigan
You wanna smoochie

Warbucks
Deep dark

Miss hannigan
My little poochie?

Warbucks
Penitentiary

Miss hannigan
Jail!?

Warbucks
Sign.

Miss hannigan
I guess I'll never know the feeling

Warbucks
You'll rot in jail

Miss hannigan
Of running fingers through your hair.

Warbucks
In Sing-Sing.

Miss hannigan
I guess this means no Buenos Aires.

Warbucks
Will you sign?!

Miss hannigan
Well I don't need ya!

Warbucks
That's fine.

Miss hannigan
So just forget me!

Warbucks
The dotted line

Miss hannigan
Forget my sweetness!

Warbucks
Don't whine!

Miss hannigan
Forget you met me!

Warbucks
You can't decline!

Miss hannigan
This day is sorta

Warbucks
Just sign!

Miss hannigan
Like Britain Waterloo.

Warbucks
Sign!

Miss hannigan
Why didn't you say so in the first place. Swine!
Scene 13
 W: Annie I want to talk to you about something serious
A: You don't want me anymore right?
W: On the contrary I do. Good lord. Annie can we have a man to woman talk?
A: Sure.
 W: What I'm proposing would involve a long term...well agreement. Actually maybe you want to know more about me before you make up your mind
A: Ok
W: Let's go for a walk.
 A: Ok.
 W: I was born in Liverpool in a rail road switch house. My younger brother died of Pneumonia because we didn't have money for medicine. Well I decided then and there that one day I would be rich. Very, very rich.
 A: Good idea. (Warbucks is pacing up and down and Annie is copying him)
 W: In those days America was the land of opportunity. I worked on a ship as cabin boy when I was 12. By the time I was 21 I made my first million and in the next 10 years I turned that into 100 millionaire.
 A: Wow.
 W: That was a lot of money in those days. I was ruthless, hurt a lot of people. Making money was all I ever gave a damn about until now. It occurred to me no matter how many houses I have, how many Rembrandt unless I have someone to share them with I might as well be broke and still living in Liverpool. Annie do you understand what I'm trying to say?
A: Sure...kinda...not really.
 W: Damn.
 (Hands her the present of a locket)
 A: You've given me so much already Mr. Warbucks.
 W: I signed the papers today. It's official.
 A: What is? It's so pretty but...
W: Let me put it on you.
 A: It’s a really swell locket Mr. Warbucks, but if it's all the same to you I’ll keep my old one.
 W: It isn't all the same to me. Your old one's broken. This one's engraved. You didn't even look at it. “To Annie with love from Daddy Warbucks.”
A: Mr. Warbucks, when my folks left me at the orphanage 10 years ago they left a note saying they’d come back for me as soon as they could and they kept the other half of this locket so I'd know it was them when they came. I'm gonna find them someday, Mr. Warbucks. I'm gonna have a regular mother and father like a regular kid. I am! I don’t mean to hurt your feelings. You've been nicer to me than anyone in the whole wide world but I've been dreaming of my folks for as long as I can remember. And I just gotta find them.
W: Then I'll help you. Grace, get me J Edgar on the phone right now. Grace, get me the chief of police. Drake, get me Walter Winthrop. Ponjab, get me William Randolph Hurst and San Jay, get me a drink!

Scene 14
(Orphans are listening to the radio)
W: This is Oliver Warbucks and I'm offering a $50, 000 reward to find orphan Annie's parents. 987 5th Avenue New York City. Drop Page. Johnson's minty fresh toothpaste will have you smiling from ear to ear with minty goodness all day. Did I just read a commercial?
(Song: You're never fully dressed without a smile)
Healy(spoken)
This is Bert Healy saying...
Hey, hobo man
Hey, Dapper Dan
You've both got your style
But Brother,
You're never fully dressed
Without a smile!

Your clothes may be Beau Brummelly
They stand out a mile --
But Brother,
You're never fully dressed
Without a smile!

Who cares what they're wearing
On Main Street,
Or Saville Row,
It's what you wear from ear to ear
And not from head to toe
(That matters)

So, Senator,
So, Janitor,
So long for a while
Remember,
You're never fully dressed
Without a smile!

Boylan Sisters:
Ready or not, here he goes
Listen to Bert
Tap his smilin' toes

Healy(spoken)
Ah, the lovely Boylan Sisters

Boylan Sisters:
Doo doodle-ooh doo
Doo doodle-ooh doo
Doo doo doo doo
Doo doo doo doo
Your clothes may be Beau Brummelly
They stand out a mile
But, brother
You're never fully dressed
You're never dressed
Without an

Connie Boylan: S-

Bonnie Boylan: M-

Ronnie Boylan: I-

Connie Boylan: L-

Boylan Sisters: E.
Smile darn ya.

Healy(spoken)
Yes, this your old softie, Mrs. Healy's
Boy Bert, saying until next time, bon soir, buenos noches, guten
Nacht, bueno sera, and gosh, I almost forgot, goodnight.

All:
That matters.

Tessie

spoken:
So, for all of the "Hours of Smiles" Family, this is Bert Healy saying...
(Singing)
Hey hobo man,
Hey Dapper Dan,
You've both got your style

All orphans

But brother, you're never fully dressed
Without a smile
Your clothes may be Beau Brummelly
They stand out a mile
But brother you're never fully dressed
Without a smile

JULY

Who cares what they're wearing on Main Street
Or Saville Row
It's what you wear from ear to ear
And not from head to toe.

KATE

That matters

All orphans

So, Senator, so, janitor
So long for a while
Remember you're never fully dressed
Though you may wear the best
You're never fully dressed without a
Smile
Smile
Smile!
Smile darn ya, smile.

Hanigan: Do I hear happiness?
(Molly steps on her foot)
 H: They never miss.

 Scene 15
(Hundreds of couples are crowded outside the Warbucks’ mansion)
 Couples  Oh Annie darling yoo hoo!
 Grace: It’s amazing how many dishonest people there are in New York.
 (Annie walking in)
 A: Have you found my parents yet?
Grace: No Annie. I'm sorry.
 A: I guess they're dead. I think deep down I've always known that. I guess I just wanted to believe that I wasn't just any old orphan. I wanted to believe that I was special.
W: You are special. Don’t you forget that!

Scene 16
(Rooster and Lily on the doorstep of orphanage. Rings doorbell)
 H: Yeah.
 R: Are you the lady who runs this establishment?
 H: Unfortunately.
 L: 10 years ago we left our little baby girl on the front step.
 R: We were starving. There was a job managing a motel but only if we had no children.
 H: Rap it up, I'm listening to the radio.
 L: We never meant to leave our little Annie.
 H: Annie?
R: Now we have a hardware store in New Jersey we can take care of her.
 L: We've always loved her.
 H: You're Annie's parents?
L: Our house isn't fancy but it's home. We live over the store.
R: There's a yard out back.
 L: We have chickens.
 R: And a rooster.
(They take off disguises)
H: Rooster! My God I would never have recognized you. Come on.
 (Looking around to make sure no one is watching)
 R: If we can fool you, we can fool Mr. Money Bags.
 L: 50,000 smakos.
 H: You'll be the death of me, Rooster.
 R: Come on sis.
 H: What's in it for me?
R: A split of the money. A 3 way split
H: I want half.
L: Half!
H: Half!
R: Alright 25 for you and 25 for me and Lilly.
 L: Rooster! Wait and see what she's got first to see if it’s worth 25,000.
 H: What do you want?
L: We need specifics on Annie. Details.
 H: You want details I'll give you details! I've got specifics on every kid in this dump. It’s just a question of finding the right box.
(Looking through boxes.)
 H: Annie wears a locket round her neck. She says her parents have the other half to one day come and claim her with. Years ago her parents were killed in a fire and the cops brought me all their junk. Well baby brother if Annie's parents can claim her with that locket so can we!
(Orphans overhearing)
 L: 50,000 big ones!
R: And the kid, we'll drop in the river.
 Molly: They're gonna do something bad to Annie! Pepper!
Pepper: (reading magazine) HAVE YOU CLEANED THE CAN?
MOLLY: LISTEN TO ME! I MEAN IT!
Molly: Listen you guys, we gotta do something.
 Pepper: You want a knuckle sandwich?
Molly: We gotta warn Annie!
 Pepper: Scrub!
 H: It's in a sealed envelope. (to Lilly about boxes) Make yourself useful.
 (They find the locket)
 (Song: Easy Street)
Rooster:
I remember the way
Our sainted mother
Would sit and croon us
Her lullaby

Miss Hannigan:
She'd say, kids, there's a place
That's like no other
You got to get there before you die

Rooster:
You don't get there
By playing from the rule book

Hannigan:
You stack the aces

Rooster:
You load the dice

Hannigan and Rooster:
Mother dear
Oh, we know you're down there listening,
How can we follow
Your sweet Advice to...

Rooster:
Easy street
Easy street
Where you sleep till noon

Hannigan:
Yeah, yeah, yeah

Rooster and Hannigan:
She'd repeat
Easy street
Better get there soon.

Rooster, Hannigan, and Lily:
Easy street
Easy street
Where the rich folks play
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Move them feet

Hannigan:
Move them ever-lovin' feet

Rooster, Hannigan, and Lily:
To easy street

Hannigan:
Easy street

Rooster, Hannigan, and Lily:
When you get there stay

Rooster:
It ain't fair
How we scrounge
For three of four bucks
While she gets Warbucks

Hannigan:
The little brat!
It ain't fair this here life
Is drivin' me nuts!
While we get peanuts
She's livin' fat!

Rooster:
Maybe she holds the key
That little lady

Hannigan:
To gettin' more bucks

Rooster:
Instead of less
Maybe we fix the game
With something shady

Lily:
Where does that put us?

Hannigan:
Oh, tell her.

Rooster:

If you want: yes!

Rooster, Hannigan, and Lily:
Yes!

Easy street
Easy street
Annie is the key
Yes sirree
Yes sirree
Yes sirree

Easy street
Easy street
That's where we're gonna... be!

(Orphans running to find Annie at Warbucks’ mansion
Duffy: Oh my goodness, we're never gonna get there!
 Pepper: Wait. Look there's 5th Avenue!
Molly: We're at number 1, we gotta find 987.
 Nell: Ooooh my feet are killing me!
 Molly: We gotta keep going!

Scene 17
(Rooster and Lilly disguised as Annie's parents talking to Warbucks)
 R: We were starving, we needed the job, that's why we left our baby girl.
 L: We left her on the doorstep of the Hudson St Orphanage.
 (Annie comes in)
 L: Oh Annie! (rushes to hug her) Look Ralph, she still has the locket.
(She puts the other half of the locket on)
.L: We've finally found you
W: I suppose you heard about the reward?
R: Reward? What reward?
W: On the radio.
 L: We don't have a radio.
Grace: How did you know Annie was here?
R: That kind lady at the orphanage told us.
L: I have the birth certificate right here (handing it over) I've kept it close to my heart all these years.
A: I'll go pack.
 L: You want me to help you, baby?
A: NO thanks...Mum.
 (Warbucks writes a check)
 R: Sir we're just so thrilled to have Annie back. We don't need the money
L: (snatching check) We are poor. We could use it to buy food. A warm blanket for Annie.
 W: Put it in your pocket, Mrs. Mudge.
(Annie packs with Grace)
 A: Do you think the stores would take all these clothes back?
 G: But don't you want to keep them?
A: My folks­, they're poor. All these clothes might make them feel bad. Could you maybe take them to the orphanage and give them to my friends?
G: Sure.
 (Annie sings Maybe)  “Bet you my life is gonna be swell. Just looking at them it's easy to tell.
Warbucks seeing her leave sings “It will be fine”
Annie
Betcha my life is gonna be swell.
Looking at them it's easy to tell.
And maybe I'll forget how nice he was to me,
And how I was almost his baby...

Warbucks
It'll be fine, nothing to fear.
She'll be as happy as she was here.
Things have worked out much better than planned.
It makes you smile to see fate take a hand.
And I know I'll forget how much she meant to me
And how she was almost my baby...
Maybe...
Scene 18
(Outside the mansion Miss Hanagen pretends to be blind and gets into the car.)
 H: You got it? (She grabs the check) I better hold onto it for safe keeping!
 L: Give it back!
 (Annie realizing the plot)
 A: Mr. Warbucks help!
(They cover her mouth)

 Scene 19
(At the mansion Orphans rush in)
 W: What's this?
Molly: Mr. Warbucks?
Pepper: I think he's a highness.
 Molly: Your Highness, we're friends of Annie’s.
 W: Annie’s gone. Her parents came to get her.
 Duffy: But they weren't her real parents, Your Highness.
Molly: They was bad people.
 Pepper: it's a swindle.
 W: Leapin Lizards!
(Warbucks gets on the phone)
 W: The orphan Annie has been kidnapped. I want all of your best men on it!

Scene 20
(Annie in car)
 A: Mr. I think you better pull over. I gotta go.
(No response)
A: When ya gotta go ya gotta go.
 (They pull over)
 H: Make it snappy.
 (Annie kicks Miss Hanigan's foot and grabs the check and runs, ripping up the check)
 L: Get her!
 R: I'll kill her!
 H: He's really gonna kill her. Rooster no! She's just a baby!
 (Rooster grabs at Annie’s feet then he tries to strangle her but Hanigan knocks him out. The police arrest them.)


 Scene 21
(Annie is reunited with Grace and Mr. Warbucks)
 (Song: Together at Last)
Warbucks and annie
Together at last!
Together for ever!
We're tying a knot,
They never can sever!

Annie
I don't need sunshine now,
To turn my skies to blue --

Warbucks and annie
I don't need anything but you!

Warbucks
You've wrapped me around
That cute little finger.
You've made life a song ...
You've made me the singer!

Annie
And what's the bathtub tune
You always "Bu-Bu-Boo?"

Warbucks
Bu-Bu-Bu Ba-Ba-Ba
But you

Annie
Yesterday was plain awful

Warbucks
You can say that again

Annie
Yesterday was plain awful

Warbucks
But that's

Annie
Not now

Warbucks and annie
That's then

Annie
I'm poor as a mouse,

Warbucks
Ah ha! I'm richer than Midas.

FDR
Oliver, marvelous!

Warbucks and annie
But nothing on earth
Could ever divide us!
And if tomorrow, I'm an apple seller, too--
I don't need anything, anything, anthying
I don't need anything...

But you!

Servants
Annie Annie Annie
Everything's humming now
Annie Annie Annie
Good times are coming now
Since you came our way
It's Christmas,
Christmas everyday
We dismiss
Bad times, sad times
Now they're all yesterday news
Since Annie
Kicked out
The blues

Annie Annie Annie
Look what you've done for us
Annie Annie Annie
Turned on the sun for us

Grace
Have they sent the cheese?

Drake
Yes and ice camemberts and bries

Grace
Judge Brandeis

ALL
Annie Annie
You filled our life with a song

They're two of a kind
The happiest pair now
Like Fred and Adelle, they're floating
On air now
And what's the title of the dream

Warbucks
I don't need anything

Annie
Anything

ALL
Anything
I don't need anything
But you
End

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