If Hazbin Hotel had a happy ending and the series continued, here's how I idealize it...
Not too long ago, the
blonde, white-faced Princess Charlie decided to propose an idea that was
downright ridiculous and outlandish to everyone else. She created the Happy
Hotel as a place where sinners could learn how to be better people and
hopefully, complete their own unique journeys toward redemption. Though Charlie
was mocked and ridiculed, she wasn’t going to give up. A gray moth-like demon
named Vaggie was her girlfriend and tough with a deadly spear. Angel Dust, a
white porn-loving spider demon had been involved with drugs, turf wars, and was
Hell’s number one porn star. Despite his sins, he had volunteered to help
Charlie with her hotel and became her first client.
Alastor had arrived to
the hotel as well, and offered to help Charlie run her hotel so he could be
entertained for a while. He summoned other demons for assistance: a little
hyperactive neat-freak cyclops named Niffty, and a grumpy gambling cat named
Husk who always had a bottle of alcohol in his paws. Charlie was immediately
enraptured with Alastor, even dancing and singing with him whenever the
occasion arose. Vaggie, of course, was suspicious of him, even more so when he
appeared to hinder Vaggie and Charlie’s relationship.
Charlie’s hope was that
demons would be redeemed enough to be eligible to go to Heaven. This way, there
would be less demons lost to the annual slaughter by the Archangels. Soon, she
had hoped, there would only be happiness and a second chance given to everyone.
In her own words and in her song, “Inside of every demon is a rainbow.” Lilith
was often too busy with modeling and concerts to pay much attention to Charlie,
but supported her the best she could. For obvious reasons, her father had
disapproved of her idea. Having been banished from Heaven for rebelling against
God, Lucifer gained his position by implementing fear and using his destructive
powers. The Archangels spared the royal family in return for Lucifer letting
them kill off the “common scum folk.” If demons were to leave, it could lead to
a war between Heaven and Hell if the circumstances did not go well.
Indeed, things had gone
from bad to worse. It started off with Alastor causing mischief barely noticed
by anyone, save for Vaggie and Husk. He had changed the hotel name to the
Hazbin Hotel. It was the little things he did: igniting a brawl here, encourage
a bad rating there, all while keeping up appearances and encouraging the
princess to work harder toward her goal.
It was speculated by
many that Alastor actually wanted Charlie to succeed. The pretty blonde
demon/angel hybrid had caught his eye when he first saw her on TV. Although he
wasn’t interested in sex or romance, he did enjoy fun affectionate
friendships…provided they benefited him and his goals. In fact, he was friends
with many individuals, particularly Charlie, Rosie, Mimzy, Husk, and Niffty.
After many months of
hard work, battles with evil overlords, parental brawls, and drama, many demons
had been successfully rehabilitated, including Vaggie, Angel Dust and his twin
sister, Molly. They had defeated/humiliated the maniac snake villain Sir
Pentious, outsmarted the evil fish scientist Baxter, bested the evil Vs,
(Valentino, Vox, and Velvet), along with saving themselves from more angels.
Angel, Molly, Crymini, and Cherri Bomb had been active fighters when they
weren’t hooked on meth or doing pole dancing for the lustful crowds. Husk
slowly got out of his dark shell, made amends with his past and slowly started
to warm up to everyone. Niffty got delusional in her fantasies of romance, men
and power as she cooked, sewed, and cleaned. Whether she was redeemed and
remained cute or turned psychotic…no one really knows. Charlie and the others
were ready to reach the golden heavenly gates and change their afterlives…
Unfortunately, the
angels in Heaven weren’t so keen to let any sinners enter Heaven so easily.
They told Molly that she could enter as she wasn’t a demon, and Vaggie could
enter if she took on penance and renounced her sins. Elite and entitled, the
angels shooed Charlie, Niffty, Husk, Alastor, Angel and several others away,
even sending some Archangels after them. Charlie and Lucifer blasted the angels
back with their powers, saving the demon group and escaping back to Hell. But
her actions caused inner mental concerns for her parents, God and the angels.
God suspected that Charlie and Lucifer were trying to upstage Heaven’s duties
and traditions. No matter what, Hell’s population would continue to grow, and
surely the angels would be outnumbered if a war were to begin.
Charlie’s parents were
not happy that Charlie had broken up with Seviathan Von Eldritch (like
Leviathan the sea monster), Helsa’s brother and member of a wealthy rival
family. She and Helsa were already fierce rivals, both families competing to be
the most influential in Hell. In addition, they were getting tired of Charlie’s
pursuit and wanted her to conform to Hell’s standards. Being a fearsome leader
was, according to her father, Charlie’s destiny. After arguing with her parents
and refusing to give up, Charlie had gone to Vaggie and Alastor for comfort.
Vaggie comforted her and told her the harsh reality of the situation. Still,
she refused to give up, despite feeling like a failure. Charlie decided to
figure out a way to negotiate with her parents and the angels. Before she could
proceed further however, Alastor comforted her with his velvety announcer voice
and took her arm in arm for a walk.
The two of them sang,
and danced, and even shared a kiss. Charlie felt like Alastor was redeeming
himself and that things would be alright in the end.
It was at that optimal
moment, that the predatory Radio Demon pounced upon his gullible prey.
Taken by surprise by
surrounding voodoo spirits and black tentacles, Charlie fought back as much as
she could. But a Creole lullaby sung by Alastor soon rendered her helpless.
Charlie was kidnapped and briefly held hostage in Alastor’s lair. No rape or beating
was involved, just a bunch of creepy touching and mind manipulating. He didn’t
possess her but did manage to get her on his side when they were face to face
with the king and queen. Alastor’s evil shadow held an angel’s spear to
Charlie’s throat, a weapon capable of killing any demon. Alastor knew that his
powers would not be enough against Lucifer. So he did the one thing to catch
him off-guard: go for his child.
Alastor soon proposed a
deal with Lucifer and Lilith: Charlie and her hotel would be spared…in exchange
for the throne. Lucifer accepted…and soon found his dark powers depleted,
traveling into Alastor’s microphone staff. He and the dark spirits were now
free to take over Hell, cause chaos and feast on innocent demon bodies and
souls.
It was at this moment
that Alastor had a choice to make…one that could determine the fate of Hell
itself. His mother was currently in Heaven, and he hadn’t seen her for decades.
For a brief moment, Alastor saw Charlie and her friends struggling against the
Exterminators…even Lucifer and Lilith were having a hard time. He could either
give into his evil carnal desires; claiming Hell and its denizens as his own.
Or he could step in, save Charlie and the others (while giving back Lucifer’s
power and everyone’s free will.) He could free Husk and Niffty from their
servitude to him, deeply apologize and help save the day.
If Alastor followed the
good path, Charlie would be successful at last. A negotiation would be made:
sinners could go to Heaven after proving themselves worthy in different ways.
Some would go into rehabilitation at the hotel. Others would have to go through
punishments in the other circles of Hell. Some would even be tested and “relive”
their lives as humans in simulated scenarios of their former past. God also
stated that all his subjects would have the choice to die a second time in the
void…and that second death was still possible and unpredictable. Aside from
God, and the long-living angels and deities, no one is truly immortal.
If Charlie’s plan
succeeded, then the rewards would all be worth it.
Charlie and Vaggie would
be happily married in Heaven, with their friends beside them in different forms
as angels. Were they animal? Or human? Or a fusion of both? Vaggie transformed into
a black-haired human women she had been before, save for her one eye and new
black glistening moth wings from her back. Her human voice had returned to her
and she discovered her human name: Vagatha. Husk remained a cat but with black angel
wings instead of red wings with card suits on them. He found love in Heaven and
discovered his human name: Hustle. If Niffty turned good, she, too would be
happy and cheerful, resembling her human form more. If Baxter turned good, he
would use his intelligence to make inventions and heal others with science. Alastor’s
suit became light blue, white and brown, his human voice returned, and his head
was now that of a red deer. He and his dark-skinned mother embraced for a
long time, bringing Charlie and the others to happy tears. Angel Dust discovered
his true name; Anthony, and his face turned more human, though his hair was
still white and he still had jumping/fighting abilities. He agreed to do
porn/drugs outside of Heaven and only on occasion. Vaggie reunited with her
family, while Angel, Molly and Aracknis spend time with their mother, Aranea
(Latin for spider). (Their father Henroin was abusive).
Charlie served as a
mediator between Heaven and Hell, she was half Angel and half Demon, after all.
Her parents stayed and ruled Hell but the royal family could visit each other
every other month. Vaggie advocated for women and Hispanic souls…and violent
souls who had been wronged in life.
Angel Dust and his
siblings were still very much troublemakers, but they started to mend old
wounds from their times of being Italian mafia members and drug abusers. Both
Husk and Angel were mentors for kids who came into Heaven, and also took care
of pets and animals that died on Earth.
Alastor hosted new radio
shows complete with dad jokes, New Orleans’ jazz and listings of Creole food recipes.
(He still has to be reminded not to announce gruesome murders nor to perform
any…he had to get used to not having dark powers anymore.) He ate pork and meat
in replacement of demon/human flesh, for despite having the head and features of
a deer, his new teeth were human and fairly sharp. In Heaven, his friendship
with Charlie was finally genuine and they bonded deeper than ever before. Alastor
not only became her close friend, but also her protector (along with Razzle and
Dazzle) and even a loving father figure (Lucifer still doesn’t approve very
much).
Yes, there were tons of
bad people who still went to Hell, did bad things and lost their lives into the
void. But for every bad action, there was a sliver of hope for good to prevail.
For their final act,
everyone would join hands together, singing in harmony, Charlie leading the
chorus with a song about making it to the end of the rainbow of happiness. So
one could say they lived happily ever after…but with more chaos and
unpredictability thrown in.
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