Goku: Teaches martial arts and provides free lunches
for his students every day.
Vegeta: Etiquette for addressing royalty.
Gohan: Math, martial arts, and Saiyan culture. Wrote a
book in a later age.
Trunks: Teaches sword
fighting, justice studies and the pros and cons of time travel.
Tien: Teaches the New Crane School with their martial
arts styles
Krillin: Teaches the New Turtle School with their
martial arts styles
Frieza: Monarchy and world conquering studies.
Hit: History of assassins and time breakers
Ginyu Force: Dance classes and learning poses. Also
offers gymnastics and yoga.
Piccolo: Spiritual studies, meditation, and
perseverance.
Bulma: Engineering, science, and the autonomy of
capsules
Chi-Chi: Home Economics, team teaches with Videl
Master Roshi: Pornography
studies, Kamehameha technique and his own version of anatomy
Broly: Fighting
techniques, the geography and life on Vampa…KILL KAKAROT!...that was his other
older self, we’re not doing that…
Caulifla and Kale: Fusion
techniques and women in Saiyan history
Cabba: Universe 6 history
and the dynamics of a student/teacher relationship
Cell: How to absorb
others and become the perfect being. Also offers a course on bug and reptile
studies.
Majin Buu team teaches
with Hercule: Wrestling techniques, how to become a champion, and how to enjoy
the most candy. Bring pets and chocolate for extra credit.
Android 21: Counseling
and addiction course
Beerus and Whis: A divine
cooking course, learn how to make your favorite dishes from around the world.
All students are required to bring pudding and meals to professor Beerus,
unless they want the Earth to be destroyed.
Jaco: Police duties and
the history of the Galactic Patrol
Zamasu and Goku Black: religious
studies and the ugliness of humanity
Jiren and Toppo: Fighting
for justice across the realms. Strength is absolute.
Baby: Tuffle technology
and the science of possession
Turles and Bojack: How to
be space pirates and colonize other worlds. Learn about the fruits from the
Tree of Might and learn how to grow your own.
Zeno Destruction Group:
Team teaching, featuring Hearts as the head teacher. Teaches the tyranny of
oppressive forces (Zeno) and how to make the world fit your own standards.
Fu: Traveling to the past
and future to gather energy. How to bring warriors together to fit your
purposes. Have warriors fight each other and learn about science at the same
time.
Dabura: Demonology
studies and the world of the Demons. Extra article: “My surprisingly good life
in heaven”
Pilaf: Rule the universe,
gain wealth, and order your lackeys around! All the steps you need to make the
universe yours!
Kami and Dende: Namekian
studies and the perils of releasing your evil self
King Piccolo: Rule setting,
releasing criminals and living the good life. Learn about Namekian reproduction
and how handy minions can be.
Raditz: Saiyan history
and world colonization.
Yamcha: Desert living,
thievery, and baseball studies. Win a baseball game for extra credit. Learn the
Wolf Fang Fist and how to survive when fighting Saibamen.
Korin: Grow your own
Senzu beans
Shenron and Porunga:
History of the Dragon Balls and why one should always be careful what they wish
for
Android 17: Environmental
studies and how to be a park ranger
Android 18: Android
physiology and how to raise a strong child
U1 1st
U12 2nd
U5 3rd
U8 4th
U11 5th
U2 6th
U3 7th
U10 8th
U4 9th
U7 10th
U6 11th
U9 12th
NEW! Travel abroad to
other universes and learn their values.
Universe 1: “We are one.”
With the symbol of the
wise owl, this universe has the highest mortal level (harmony) of all the
universes. Meet Iwan, the god of Destruction, Awamo the Angel and Anat, the
Supreme Kai. Our universe has a vast collection of books and tablets filled
with knowledge from ancient to modern times. Learn the secrets of true harmony
and the ways to hinder violence and bias. Our Universe is closest to the
divine, so you may get a chance to interact with the Grand Priest and even
Zeno-sama. Our Supreme Kai/Core Persons are the most organized in all the
universes.
Universe 2: “Love is
always in the air!”
The symbol of this universe is the eye of
Horus, representing our love for Egyptian mythology as well as harmony. Meet
the beautiful Goddess of Destruction Jerez and her angel attendant Sour and the
Supreme Kai, Pell. Learn about our lovely warriors of our universe, featuring
our trio of magical girls and guys. Ribranne explains the art of her
transformations and her fellow warriors have graciously agreed to perform
dances for tours! If you ever want to find true love, need relationship advice,
or are plain lonely, our people will give you all the support you need. (Also,
don’t miss our Valentine’s Day extravaganza and Sailor Moon movie night.)
Universe 3: “Fix it if
it’s broken; if not, improve it!”
Welcome to the most
technologically advanced universe in the galaxy. Mule, the God of Destruction
explains the workings of his robotic suit. Camparri is the angel and the
Supreme Kai is Ka. Meet Castopersa, a member of our police force and a
participant in the Tournament of Power. We make all sorts of efficient gadgets
that would leave the technology-oriented Tuffles speechless! Feel free to sign
up for our science studies program…engineers are always in high demand.
Universe 4: “Conspiracies
and secrets galore…hide them no more…in Universe 4!”
Our people will do
anything to emerge victorious, consequences need not apply. Quitela is our God
of Destruction, Cognac our Angel, and Kuru our Supreme Kai. Join us for an exclusive
interview with our warriors, including the seductive Caway, Damon, our
shrinking member, Gamisaras who can turn invisible, and many more. Have
something to sell on the Black Market? Are you secretly plotting to influence
the world? We got you covered, 100% guaranteed. Just come on over to our
Universe and see the amazing things we have to offer!
Universe 5: “Balance is
key.”
Our Universe represents
Ying and Yang at its finest. As a Universe with one of the highest mortal
levels, we are committed to being the best we can be. Arak is our God of
Destruction, interests include peaceful meditation. Cukatail is our Angel and
Ogma is our Supreme Kai.
Universe 6: “Giving up is
never an option.”
Champa is our God of
Destruction, Vados is our Angel, and Fuwa is our Supreme Kai. In our Universe,
you’ll get to experience an alternate world where the Saiyans become protectors
and Planet Salada still survives. You may get a chance to encounter His Majesty
King Salada (who was better than King Vegeta ever was). Meet our Saiyan
fighters Cabba, Caulifla and Kale as they share their stories from Salada. Hit
is our legendary time breaker and assassin. Frost can be a cheater, but he’s
still a great fighter. We also have robot fighters, but be sure to be nice.
Update: Our Earth has
been restored thanks to the God of Universe 7. Now let’s hope that the mortals
there don’t get into fights again.
Universe 7: “This land
was made for you and me.”
Beerus is our God of
Destruction, Whis is our Angel and Shin is our Supreme Kai. Here is where the
events of Dragon Ball Z and Super took place. Also, we are the Universe that
won the Tournament of Power due to our teamwork and determination. Meet Goku,
Vegeta, Androids 17 and 18, Krillin, Gohan, Piccolo, and many other great individuals.
(But don’t meet Frieza, he’s evil).
Universe 8: “Dignity in
Diligence.”
Work hard, play hard. No
other Universe puts in more effort than ours! Liqueur is our fox God of
Destruction, Korn is our Angel and Iru, our Supreme Kai.
Universe 9: “Our bark is
worse than our bite!”
Our Universe may be
barren, but that doesn’t stop us from surviving! Sidra is our God of
Destruction, Mojito is our Angel and Ro is our Supreme Kai. Bergamo, Basil, and
Lavender are three warrior wolves and our finest fighters. Weakness is not
tolerated here, so survival of the fittest does apply. Here we forge brotherly
bonds to help us survive the harsh and violent climate we live in.
Universe 10: “Muscle is
Might!”
Come visit our marvelous
Universe and meet the strongest fighters in all the realms. Rumush is our pink
elephant God of Destruction, Kusu is our Angel and Gowasu is our Supreme Kai.
(Be sure to bring him tea if you see him. And don’t mention the traitor
Zamasu). If you think you have what it takes, join our boot camp and see what
our fighters face each day.
Universe 11: “Strength is
absolute, but Justice is for all.”
Justice is more than just
a concept. Here in Universe 11, we believe that everyone deserves equal
treatment…and the proper punishment when necessary. Vermond is our clown God of
Destruction (who has his own group of harem woman), Marcarita is our Angel, and
Cae is our Supreme Kai. Come join us for an exclusive interview with the Pride
Troopers and the strongest mortal in the world: Jiren!
Universe 12: “Be the
Ultimate Being.”
Meet Giin, our aquatic
God of Destruction, but be sure to treat him with respect. Martinu is our Angel
and Ag is our Supreme Kai. Learn about a mortal who used a time machine from
one of our civilizations. Our Universe has the second highest mortal rating…and
you won’t be disappointed. Travel and stay in our futuristic Atlantis city,
visit our oceans and learn aquatic techniques to cleanse your mind, body, and
soul. If Giin decides to be ruthless and conquer other worlds, don’t take it
personally.
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