Two men were busy
fighting each other up in the air. One was wearing a yellow jacket with a white
H symbol on the front left of his jacket. He looked like Future Trunks, except
his hair was crimson red and his eyes were a golden yellow. The other man had vivid
blue spiky hair with a Majin ‘M’ symbol on his forehead. He wore a light blue
gi with a dark blue shirt underneath it, as well as loose blue pants. He stared
at his opponent with demonic red eyes, though it was of no evil intent.
“BLUE DEMON SLASH!” he
cried.
He sliced his hands in
the air, creating fiery blue streams of light. The streams appeared around him
and flew at his Tuffle opponent. Though the first one gazed his shoulder, he
was able to dodge the rest. He rapidly shot out his fists, which the
blue-haired man blocked.
“Take this, MajinBlue!”
said the man. “SONIC BEAM CANNON!”
From his white fingers
shot a series of waves that pushed MajinBlue backwards through the air. The
loud rushing of the attack muffled his surprised yells. MajinBlue flew toward
the ground, but managed to leap back onto his feet at the last second.
“Now, you’re getting it,
Enoki HalusaTwin!” he cried. He leaped into the air, his blue aura surrounding
his body. He stopped in place and powered up. His blue hair turned the golden
yellow of a Super Saiyan and pebbles from the ground started to rise from
underneath him.
Enoki smirked. “Oh, the
fight not fun enough for ya? Okay, then, I’ll just follow you!”
The Tuffle also powered
up, his hair turning golden. It grew spikier when the Tuffle turned Super
Tuffle 2. As he was half Saiyan, he had inherited the Saiyan powers, coupled
with the supreme intellect of his now extinct Tuffle race. He yelled once more
and his hair changed back to red, though it was much longer than before.
MajinBlue’s eyes flashed
red before he teleported behind the Tuffle and landed a powerful kick. Without
turning around, Enoki grabbed hold of his oncoming foot. He spun his demon
hybrid opponent around in the air and tossed him in the distance with a “ha!”
“Grrraaah!” he yelled
whole spinning through the air, crashing into a pillar of rock. He had just
recovered from dizziness when Enoki appeared above him and knocked him toward
the ground with a powered punch. This time, MajinBlue landed on the ground with
a thud, the ground cracking on impact.
Enoki slowly landed on
the ground beside the groaning MajinBlue.
“You’re getting better,”
he mentioned. “But still, not enough. Looks like this fight can be considered
over!”
As Enoki laughed,
MajinBlue suddenly opened his eyes and shot a giant ki blast into Enoki’s face.
Enoki screamed and stumbled backwards.
MajinBlue slowly stood up
and smirked. “You let your guard down.”
Enoki brushed the smoke
away and shook his head. “Not bad, man.”
The two of them walked
over and shook hands.
“You keep getting better
and better each time,” Enoki praised. “It seems you like to copy my moves on
occasion.”
MajinBlue laughed
nervously. “I can’t quite master the Sonic Beam Blast yet, but I pretty much
know your moves by now.”
Nearby, Orack and Retro
Ranter were sparring down on the ground, while Sumera Paleema was looking at
the dessert covered ground and the rocky canyons around.
Orack and Retro were
fairly evenly matched; Orack’s red muscle shirt clashing with Retro’s green Saiyan
armor. Retro had short brown hair and green eyes. Orack’s long red hair moved
in the breeze, and he fixed his blue eyes intently on his opponent and ally.
After punching and
kicking rapidly for several minutes, both men let out streams of energy at each
other that clashed in the center. Both men worked hard to push their blasts
toward the other. Sumera could see that Retro’s dark green blast was slowly
pushing Orack’s red blast back.
“I am…a former general of
Planet Vegeta…” Orack said between breaths. “I will…not lose to you…even in
training.”
“We’re not on Planet
Vegeta anymore,” Retro reminded him. “All of us live on Earth, thus we need to
stick together.”
“Is…that…all you got?!”
Orack yelled and pushed
his attack further ahead of him, but Retro wasn’t giving up easily.
Sumera yawned and munched
on some Swedish meatballs that were in front of him. He had black hair, wore
armor, and had a brown Saiyan tail.
“Hey, Saiyan boy,” said a
voice to his left.
Sumera turned and saw
Chazam, the God of customs lounging on a white lounge chair nearby. He had the
appearance of the clown god from Universe 11, except his hair and outfit were
in shades of blue.
“Yeah, who are you?” he
asked.
“You must be new to the
party,” Chazam replied. “I decided to come to the planet because I heard that
MajinBlue’s wife, Akame was going to make me some pizza and sushi. I thought
she’d be with you guys.”
“Nope,” called MajinBlue.
“She’s technically not from the DragonBall dimension, so she often goes back to
her anime realm and fights off villains there.” MajinBlue stared straight
ahead. “Stay tuned for more music, everyone. You know where to find me and my
channel.”
“Who are you talking to,
exactly?” asked Sumera.
“Um…it’s nothing.”
MajinBlue quickly stated, turning back to him.
Enoki stepped forward. “I
think you got confused with another person. It was my wife who had decided to
make food for us. She’s running a bit late.”
“Tell her to hurry up
then,” Chazam replied. “And next time, do your fighting in a more…green
environment. The dust blowing in my face is very annoying.”
Enoki sighed and walked
away. “Man, why are Gods so hard to please?” he asked himself.
“I heard that, Tuffle
Trunks,” Chazam said with a glare. Enoki went red in the face. If it had been anyone
else, Enoki would’ve whirled on them for saying the mocking nickname.
Just then, a bright red
car pulled up along a dirt road nearby. The door opened and out stepped Enoki’s
wife.
“Hey guys!” she called.
She rummaged in the vehicle and came out carrying a stake of white pizza boxes
in front of her. Everyone cheered when they saw her.
“Thanks, sweetheart,”
said Enoki, as he teleported next to her and put her black hair behind her ear.
“It’s nothing,” she said.
“I can’t have my favorite warriors go hungry, can I?”
“How’s Edoes?”
“He’s studying and
training off on his own as usual,” she replied. “Our son is growing up fast.”
“Indeed.”
The two of them walked
toward the group.
A white table and several
lawn chairs appeared near the group. Retro and Orack stopped mid-fight when
they smelled the food.
“Hey, where did the pizza
come from?” Orack asked, licking his lips.
“Is that sushi?” Retro
asked, eying the rolls of fish and seaweed that Enoki’s partner brought out.
One by one, the Saiyans
and humans sat down to enjoy their after-training lunch. The pizza had green
veggies on one half and pepperoni on the other. Orack stuffed two sushi rolls
in his mouth at one time.
“Saiyans and their lack
of basic manners,” Enoki muttered, ironically, gobbling up a slice of pizza in
his hands.
Enoki looked around. “Where
did the furniture come from?”
Chazam glanced over to
his right as a short, shy angel attendant appeared from thin air. She had pale
blue skin, white hair tied in a bun and a halo around her neck. She held a
small staff with a black sphere on the top, which she had used to make the
table and chairs appear. She wore similar attire to Chazam.
“Marita,” said Chazam. “I
know you struggle with social anxiety, but you are going to have to not turn
invisible every time there’s a crowd of people, alright?”
In response, Marita
disappeared. “Do be nice to the others. Both of us have things to work on, you
know.”
“You’re just a temporary
substitute for my other attendant,” Chazam answered. He paused. “One that can
easily be replaced if she so happens to be stealing my pieces of pizza!”
Two pizza slices had
levitated in front of Chazam and disappeared. “Sorry,” she Marita said,
reappearing again with her mouth full.
Soon enough, all of the
food had been eaten.
“Props to the chief,”
smiled MajinBlue. “I could eat six more slices. No, twelve.”
“Saiyan hunger never
ends,” Retro added.
“Unless one eats a Senzu
Bean,” said Orack.
“Which is saved only for
emergencies,” Retro reminded him.
“Yeah guys,” began
Sumera. “The Z Fighters told me about this time when Carrotta ate up all the
Senzu Beans at once, stealing them from Korin. Korin was not amused, and so
it’s harder to access those things.”
Orack changed the
subject, not caring about past events. “It’d be fun to fight Vegeta and see
what he’s made of,” said Orack, excitement in his eyes.
“And Goku!” added
MajinBlue.
“I’d like to practice my
skills with Trunks myself,” Enoki mentioned.
“Gohan and Tien all the
way,” Retro chimed in.
“How about villains?”
asked Sumera.
“Damn Frieza!” Orack
growled. “I’d be happy to blast him to bits!”
“I’d take Cell and Goku
Black,” said Enoki.
“Majin Buu!” said
MajinBlue.
“The good one, the bad
one, the super one, or the kid one?” asked Enoki.
“All of them!” he replied
with a laugh.
Retro grinned. “The Red
Ribbon Army’s got nothing on this R and R: Retro Ranter!”
Chazam cleared his
throat. “You do realize that canon and non-canon characters cannot attack each
other, let alone interact.”
“But it did happen
earlier,” argued Sumera.
“Which was a rare
occasion that some angel decided not
to properly interfere with!”
Marita shuddered under
his gaze. “I don’t like getting into fights. Besides, it was fun to watch.”
“The dimensions would
surely collapse if official characters and OCs like us interacted on a constant
basis. Heck, I’m not allowed to travel to other universes most of the time.”
Retro Ranter rolled his
eyes. “Ya know…those “rules” seem pretty vague. And confusing. Can someone
explain that to me again? There must be some way we can interact with the
others and really get some exciting new fights in.”
MajinBlue smiled. “Why
don’t we ask the author?!”
“What author?” asked
Orack, eyebrows raised.
“Never mind.”
“I think MajinBlue
must’ve had some tainted fish or something,” Enoki muttered.
“There are no authors,
only gods,” said Chazam.
“And demented demons,”
grinned Enoki.
MajinBlue was about to
retort when a stream of orange light appeared from the distance and grew
closer. The figure soon landed nearby in a flash of light.
Sumera let out a gasp.
“Carrotta?!”
The Saiyan woman was
huffing deeply, hunched over, and covered in sand and dirt.
Sumera ran over. “What
happened?”
“He’s…he’s back…saw
Broccolia and wanted to kill her…she wanted to train with him and be
nice…they’re fighting right now…”
“Slow down,” said Sumera,
keeping her steady on her feet. “Who’s this guy, anyway?”
“I tried to fight
alongside…Broccolia…he’s too strong…had to flee…we must hurry!”
Without warning, she flew
off back in the direction she came.
“Come on! This way!”
called Sumera. The Saiyan led the way, followed by Orack, Enoki, MajinBlue, and
Retro Ranter.
“So…” said Marita to
Chazam, after the group had left. “Aren’t you gonna help them?”
Chazam waved his hand. “Nah,
they’ve got this.”
“I hope she’s alright,”
said Carrotta, managing to speak coherently, but still rushed. “The two of were
training together on our own, you know, for a girl’s day out. We sensed all you
guy’s ki, so we were just about to fly toward you. Then Broccolia heard some
footsteps behind her and her eyes just went wide.”
“Wait a minute,” breathed
Enoki. “You don’t think it was….”
A shrilling scream cut
through the air, followed by a shaking rumble and the sound of a blast,
chilling Sumera to the bone.
“I think, that was her,”
he whispered.
The ground landed on the
ground and rushed over toward the scene. Each of them got into a defensive
position.
“Oh my Zeno! Broccolia!”
cried Sumera.
The Saiyan ran over to a
Saiyan woman lying on the ground. Her signature purple hair was in a messy fan
around her head, her pale face dirty and scratched up. A gaping hole filled
with dried blood took up most of her chest. Her arms and legs had been bent at
unnatural angles. Dark red blood pooled from below her head.
“Broccolia? It’s me,
Sumera!” he said, looking into her glassy eyes. She didn’t respond.
“Hey, Kathy Prior, wake
up! Wake up!”
“That’s not her name,”
spat Orack.
Carrotta looked concerned
as well. “We got here too late…I can’t believe it.”
A teal blast suddenly
arrived off to the right. In synchrony, Enoki and MajinBlue countered it with
blasts of their own, causing a clashing explosion. The smoke cleared to reveal
a man wearing all black, with a cross necklace, and long black hair. His eyes
glowed teal-white.
“Saiyan Enigma TNG, I
fucking knew it!” Enoki declared.
“Yes, I’ve been gone for
a while and have decided to return,” he said carelessly. “It’s not that big of
a deal.”
“And you killed her,
because…” Sumera pressed on.
“She was being annoying
and I wanted to avoid her.”
“She looked up to you!”
cried Carrotta. “As do all of these guys behind me.” She mentioned to Enoki,
MajinBlue, Orack, and Retro.
“You guys aren’t worth my
time,” Enigma replied. “Though I can appreciate your fighting and music
skills.”
The guys grinned while
Carrotta face palmed. “How many times has he avoided her or killed her?”
“Does it matter?!” said
Orack. “If he wants a fight, then he’s getting one!”
He rushed forward, going
Super Saiyan three. Enigma glared at him and he suddenly froze in midair. Orack
strained against the invisible pressure holding him down. Enigma held out his
hand, fingers in front of Orack, curled and claw-like. His right hand glowed
with a golden light.
“Remix Psyche,” he
commanded.
Orack didn’t scream or
struggle…his blue eyes rolled in the back of his head, while the whites of his
eyes glowed.
“Great, now we gotta
fight a possessed Orack,” MajinBlue muttered.
But Enigma was not done.
Orack hovered in the air and his body glowed in a white light. Red particles
with white centers spread from his body and moved in circles. Tendrils of
electricity briefly flashed across the sky. The lights kept spinning until they
suddenly stopped and froze. The area dimmed and the particles merged into a
single red moving line.
“Get ready, guys, I think
he’s gonna use that line against us!” called MajinBlue.
But the glowing line
stayed where it was. The group then saw the line move up and down in waves.
“Is that…music I hear?”
asked a perplexed Retro Ranter.
“It…It’s coming from the
line!” exclaimed Sumera.
The group closed their
eyes and listened to the new sound that the Saiyan had just created. The sound
was Greek in origin, with guitar riffs, and a dark electronic tone to it. Enoki
thought that he saw glimpses of Orack’s memories and personality. The Tuffle
opened his eyes as did everyone else.
“Yes, he turned Orack
into music,” Enoki confirmed. The entire group feel silent.
Enigma snapped his
fingers and the red line speed off into the distance, the music fading away.
“WHAT DID YOU DO?!”
demanded MajinBlue.
“Your friend should be
arriving into my laptop shortly,” he replied nonchalantly. “I don’t like
killing people unless absolutely necessary. It’s not a lot of fun when I can’t
get any inspirations.”
“Did you, turn anyone
else?” asked Carrotta.
“Only a few asshole
Earthlings who randomly decided to bully me. Their power levels and
personalities…very disappointing. With them as music, it’s not worth sharing
it.”
“Is he planning on
turning the whole world into his soundtracks?” Sumera whispered to Enoki.
“No need,” Enigma
answered, having heard him. “Though biased as this world is, I do need lots of
fans and gamers to support me. And of course, I’d never turn my family into music.
Dysphobia might as well make me a video game character, by that logic.”
“You have no logic,”
Sumera responded.
“I do have a Logic music
program and a game or two with that title,” he joked.
Enoki turned to Sumera.
“Get the DragonBalls right now,” he said under his breath.
“Enough small talk,”
Enigma said.
Enoki turned back to
Enigma, and suddenly found himself being hovered into the air. But it wasn’t
Enigma who was performing the action.
“I…can’t control…my
body…” Enoki gasped. His eyes glowed white and his body glowed with a blue
aura. “Hey, what’s going on with this fight here?”
“Um, that didn’t sound
like Enoki,” said MajinBlue.
Sumera rushed off to get
the DragonBalls along with Carrotta. Enigma raced after them, but was blocked
by Enoki.
MajinBlue looked up.
“Chazam?!”
“What’s up?” asked the
custom god, with Marita watching from behind him.
He and Enoki spoke at the
same time in the same voice, “I need a chocolate cake and a sweet wine this
instant!”
“Chazam, let the Tuffle
go,” ordered Retro Ranter, flying up toward the god.
“Why?” he asked. “You
said that you wanted me to help out.”
Enoki leaned forward and
karate kicked Enigma back several feet. Afterwards, Enoki fired a red blast
into the sky that gradually formed into a red skull; a former human giving a
dead grin.
“Deadgrin, that’s me!” he
declared in a voice that wasn’t his own.
Chazam smiled. “It’s
quite entertaining to mess with mortal’s minds sometimes.”
Retro glared at the god.
“You won’t be getting any more food from Earth if you don’t let him go.”
“Do you want me to
destroy your planet instead?”
Retro backed away in
fear.
Enigma hovered into the
air and raised both hands into the air. “Black Star Death Ball!” The bomb
rolled against the ground toward Enoki. Chazam and Enoki spread out their arms
and shot blue waves of blasts at the sphere. The Black Star Death Ball froze in
place, then flew rapidly backwards back toward its creator.
Enigma teleported away
before the blast impacted the ground with a huge explosion.
Everyone stared in
shocked silence.
“Well, you’re welcome,”
Chazam said. With a wave of his hand, the light faded from Enoki. He opened his
now yellow eyes and shook his head. “What just happened?”
“Well, that was fun, but
now I have other matters to attend to,” said Chazam. A dark energy flowed from
his right hand. “Perhaps I could destroy your planet right now…OUCH!”
Marita had wacked his
hand hard with her staff. Chazam clutched it tightly against his chest. “What
was that for?”
Marita glared at him.
“Give these mortals a break, will you, my lord?”
“I already told you,
you’re my sub…”
“I know, but there are
times when you go too far. You can have as much pizza as you want when we get
back.”
“Very well,” he sighed. “I’m
making more figures and sleeping,” said Chazam to himself.
The god then turned to
the group. “Bye, everyone!” said Chazam. “Until we meet again!” Marita gave a
small smile and a wave, before the duo vanished into space in a pillar of
light.
“Hurry!” Enoki called.
“We have to protect Carrotta and Sumera before Enigma reaches them.”
The group followed the
Tuffle into the distance.
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