Monday, September 18, 2017

DBZ/DBS characters' worst nightmares

I do not own any of the characters. Rights belong to Funimation, Toei Animation, Akira Toriyama. No copyright intended. For entertainment purposes only. 


Goku: On an ordinary day, Goku asks Piccolo to watch over Gohan, but he refuses. As a result, he doesn't have any opportunities for training. After seeing his family killed in front of him, he flies in rage at Frieza, who is about to blow up Earth. In order to reach him, Goku has to fly while dodging needles being shot at him. He watches in horror as the once blue planet turns a fiery orange and crumbles. Frieza laughs at his failure. As a last attempt to gain his strength, Goku begins to eat food that had appeared on the table...only to find that everything tastes like rotten eggs. 

Vegeta: Vegeta's father in spirit dishonors him after he discovers that Vegeta worked with Goku to save Earth. In fact, Tarbles becomes his new favorite son. Vegeta has to watch Bulma and Yamacha get married, Frieza blowing up planet Namek, and spending father-son time with Trunks. In the last part of the nightmare, a swarm of worms crawl on the ground, and Vegeta finds he can't fly. He vows to defeat Goku but Goku taunts "Silly, Vegeta! The only way you can defeat me is by going Super Saiyan Three!" 

Frieza: Frieza spends eternity in hell, surrounded by flowers, dancing animals and singling anime characters. He almost defeated the heroes, but his men disobeyed his commands and instead followed his brother's orders. 

Zamasu: The once divine god had just been defeated by Goku, Vegeta, and Trunks. Instead of supposedly bringing justice, the humans survive and thrive in a bad way by replacing all the forests with buildings. Worse still, he has to live powerless among them, with Xeno's eyes watching his every move. Zamasu cradles Goku black in his arms, frightened as he has to watch his other self die. He hears a human say "I brought you some tea." Feeling temporarily relieved, Zamasu somberly accepts the offer, only to find that it is...a glass of iced tea. 

Master Roshi: He thought that he would be having the time of his life, relaxing in a pool surrounded by young women in bikinis. Indeed, he blushed when a woman with thick blonde hair smiled warmly at him. Just then, her face started to blur, her eyes turned red and her smile was replaced with a mouth of sharp teeth. The sirens surrounded him, holding him down in their strong grips. 

Beerus and Champa: Whis interrupts a fight between Beerus and his brother Champa, and says to Beerus, "Look, my lord, you just got a call." Beerus looks at the glowing orb on Whis' staff and sees the cute, creepy blue face of Xeno. "Xeno-zama!" Beerus exclaimed, reeling back. "W-what brings you here?" "I just wanted to check on you and Champa. it appears that you two have been neglecting your duties as gods of destruction. I think it's time for new deities to take your places. "No!" the brothers both shout. "Do something, Whis!" said Beerus fearfully. "What's going to happen to us?" Champa asks Vados. "I guess you'll find out," answered Vados nonchalantly. Both of the angels were disturbingly chill about the situation. "Oh and I have going away gifts for you!" chirped Xeno. 'Hope you enjoy them!" Xeno disappeared and two gift boxes appeared. Champa and Beerus slowly open them to find...gym membership and diet plans. Champa screamed in horror. "This is an outrage! How can we survive like this?" "You won't have to," answered a voice from nearby. The gods turned and saw Whis and Vados lying face down on the stone floor with holes in their chests. Goku Black was leaning against the wall, eating on of Beerus' pudding cups. "Oops," he said with a malicious grin.  


Xeno: Akira Toriyama appears, tells Xeno to grow up and strips him of his powers. 

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