DBZ/DBS characters' worst nightmares

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Goku: On an ordinary day, Goku asks Piccolo to watch over Gohan, but he refuses. As a result, he doesn't have any opportunities for training. After seeing his family killed in front of him, he flies in rage at Frieza, who is about to blow up Earth. In order to reach him, Goku has to fly while dodging needles being shot at him. He watches in horror as the once blue planet turns a fiery orange and crumbles. Frieza laughs at his failure. As a last attempt to gain his strength, Goku begins to eat food that had appeared on the table...only to find that everything tastes like rotten eggs. 

Vegeta: Vegeta's father in spirit dishonors him after he discovers that Vegeta worked with Goku to save Earth. In fact, Tarbles becomes his new favorite son. Vegeta has to watch Bulma and Yamacha get married, Frieza blowing up planet Namek, and spending father-son time with Trunks. In the last part of the nightmare, a swarm of worms crawl on the ground, and Vegeta finds he can't fly. He vows to defeat Goku but Goku taunts "Silly, Vegeta! The only way you can defeat me is by going Super Saiyan Three!" 

Frieza: Frieza spends eternity in hell, surrounded by flowers, dancing animals and singling anime characters. He almost defeated the heroes, but his men disobeyed his commands and instead followed his brother's orders. 

Zamasu: The once divine god had just been defeated by Goku, Vegeta, and Trunks. Instead of supposedly bringing justice, the humans survive and thrive in a bad way by replacing all the forests with buildings. Worse still, he has to live powerless among them, with Xeno's eyes watching his every move. Zamasu cradles Goku black in his arms, frightened as he has to watch his other self die. He hears a human say "I brought you some tea." Feeling temporarily relieved, Zamasu somberly accepts the offer, only to find that it is...a glass of iced tea. 

Master Roshi: He thought that he would be having the time of his life, relaxing in a pool surrounded by young women in bikinis. Indeed, he blushed when a woman with thick blonde hair smiled warmly at him. Just then, her face started to blur, her eyes turned red and her smile was replaced with a mouth of sharp teeth. The sirens surrounded him, holding him down in their strong grips. 

Beerus and Champa: Whis interrupts a fight between Beerus and his brother Champa, and says to Beerus, "Look, my lord, you just got a call." Beerus looks at the glowing orb on Whis' staff and sees the cute, creepy blue face of Xeno. "Xeno-zama!" Beerus exclaimed, reeling back. "W-what brings you here?" "I just wanted to check on you and Champa. it appears that you two have been neglecting your duties as gods of destruction. I think it's time for new deities to take your places. "No!" the brothers both shout. "Do something, Whis!" said Beerus fearfully. "What's going to happen to us?" Champa asks Vados. "I guess you'll find out," answered Vados nonchalantly. Both of the angels were disturbingly chill about the situation. "Oh and I have going away gifts for you!" chirped Xeno. 'Hope you enjoy them!" Xeno disappeared and two gift boxes appeared. Champa and Beerus slowly open them to find...gym membership and diet plans. Champa screamed in horror. "This is an outrage! How can we survive like this?" "You won't have to," answered a voice from nearby. The gods turned and saw Whis and Vados lying face down on the stone floor with holes in their chests. Goku Black was leaning against the wall, eating on of Beerus' pudding cups. "Oops," he said with a malicious grin.  

Xeno: Akira Toriyama appears, tells Xeno to grow up and strips him of his powers. 

A Godly Chat (draft)

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Zamasu is disgusted by the fact that Ego chose to live among mortals and the fact that he wanted to destroy planets instead of leaving them as they were. Ego points out that Zamasu chose to steal a mortal body similar to how Ego manifested in human form. Zamasu then argues that Ego could have spent eternity at peace with the universe and destroyed humans instead of mating with them. 

Ego asked “As an immortal, do you ever search for meaning in life?” 

Zamasu responded, “Life is only meaningful when it is ruled by peaceful gods. You’ve made a mistake in interfering with humans. You are no better than the other gods.” 

 “What other gods?” asked Ego. Goku Black appeared and said "The ones I killed.” 

Ego asked “Where did you come from?” 

“We are kindred spirits,” Goku Black explained. “Why be one divine being when you can be two?” 

After several moments, Zamasu examined the Ego planet that Ego created. “This is a lovely paradise you’ve made for yourself…and no humans to deal with! Why would you want to leave?” 

Ego explained “I wanted to experience life on Earth and spread my power throughout the universe.” 

“You don’t need seeds for that, though,” said Zamasu. “You could have unleashed your power long before and then you wouldn’t have to deal with those galaxy guardians.” “I suppose that’s true,” said Ego. “But couldn’t you have gone back in time to eliminate those super-powered warriors? Or better yet, stay immortal like me?” 

Goku Black flared his nostrils in anger. “This form is beautiful and satisfying. I may not be immortal, but I get stronger every time I fight!” “Sure,” Ego said sarcastically, “and look how well that turned out. You couldn’t even fuse properly.” Zamasu clenched his fists in anger. A dark pink aura appeared around Goku Black, sizzling with electrical power. “Speaking of you, old man” Zamasu said, “I am a kaioshin of high intellect and status while you are merely a cosmic brain. I have been around for hundreds of years…” 

“Millions for me,” Ego interrupted. 

“How dare you interrupt me…I mean him!” said Goku Black. "Also, you were just a servant," Ego mentioned. Ignoring his comment, Zamasu continued, “Anyway, I have seen the world and the evil that mortals do…” “I have seen the universe and searched for the one who could provide enough energy to spread my power across many planets.” 

Goku Black interrupted Ego with a black galic gun that shot from his hands. The black beam struck Ego's chest. Moments later, his chest magically repaired itself.  Goku black looked momentarily stunned, but soon let the pleasing sensation of his power replace his thoughts. “I don’t care how many species you've interacted with, Ego” he spat. “They are all the same…cruel, violent, greedy and selfish, with no concern except their own interests.” 

“Speak for yourself, Saiyan,” said Ego. 

“Your name speaks for itself,” retorted Zamasu. 

“I can’t even pronounce your name,” said Ego. 

"You may be a self-proclaimed God, but you are just as stupid as those Saiyan monkeys" mentioned Zamasu.

 “So…you got defeated by those monkeys that you call humans?” Ego asked. “Unfortunately yes,” replied Goku Black with a growl. “We…or I rather, was at my most prime point, the remaining mortals cowering in fear after I destroyed the humans.” 

“Wait? You destroyed the entire human race in your world?” Now it was Ego's turn to be surprised.

Goku Black grinned evilly. “It was a fate all of them deserved. Some talk for a god that only killed a woman with a brain tumor. The irony…” 

“What’s ironic?” asked Ego. "I couldn't stay away from my home planet for too long."

Goku Black leaned close to Zamasu and whispered “Can we kill this Ego brain with a tumor of our own?” “He’s still immortal,” Zamasu answered. “Perhaps we can convince him to join us for revenge…” Meanwhile, Ego was humming the tune to “Brandy you’re a fine girl.” “Or maybe we can find a way to kill him” Zamasu said, changing his mind. “After all, I did kill the other gods.”

 “None of you can kill me,” Ego mentioned. 

He stopped to think and came up with a deal. “But I suppose I could join you if you allow your universe to be ruled by me.” 

“Eliminating the remaining mortals? I’m in” said Goku Black, walking over to shake his hand. 

“Wait,” said Zamasu, holding his other self back.  He turned to face Ego. “Ego,” he said. “If you were to somehow rule the galaxy, what would become of us?” 

“Well, obviously, you won’t die since you are immortal,” said Ego. “Though you probably wouldn’t be allowed on my planet.” 

“Why not?” asked Goku Black, his eyes flashing a menacing red for a second.  “Because you are not connected to the light like my son is. Only the ones connected to the light would rule the galaxy.” 

“My light is far above yours,” seethed Zamasu. “Also, your world…the fact that it doesn’t have instant Eral Grey and black tea is deeply disappointing.” 

“So…do you like British culture?” Ego asked. “I’m not sure what you mean” said a confused Zamasu.  He didn't think that gods could stoop down to such a low level. “I like everything that does not involve humans,” Goku Black stated. 

Ego stopped to think. The gears turned in his smaller human brain as he pointed at them. “I get it now! So, Goku Black is British and Zamasu is Japanese?”

 “I am a kaioken and I do not relate to human culture whatsoever!” bellowed Zamasu. “Your son…” said Goku Black. “Does he have super powers?” 

“Yes,” Ego replied. 

Goku Black scoffed. “Even so, Zamasu and I could wipe out your son and his friends in an instant." 

When Ego saw a gleam in Black’s eyes, he rushed forward and grabbed his dark gray uwagi. “Don’t even think about stealing my son’s body!” he warned. Unfazed, Black pulled Ego’s hand off and threw him forward. Ego righted himself in seconds, his body sparking with electricity. “You are not going anywhere near my son or my planet.” 

“Is that so?” Zamasu asked. “If you got defeated by a tiny talking tree, then I don’t see how you could defeat me.” 

“I certainly don’t want to mess with an alien who got erased by a robot child for no reason!” Ego laughed. 

“That’s it,” seethed Goku Black. “Let’s blast his egotistic brain to pieces!” 

“I’m with you,” said Zamasu.