Thursday, January 16, 2025

Rolando Infests Blitzo

 



 

“You call yourselves assassins!” Rolando mocked Blitzo and Millie in the pool room of the One Star Wonder Hotel. He moved his head, and all the lightbulbs shattered, leaving the room in darkness, save for the glowing pool. An invisible force rammed into the imps, knocking them backwards. The pillars cracked and yellow sparks rained down from the broken bulbs.

 

 

Rolando cocked his head. He hovered off the ground and spoke in an eerie voice.

 

 

“Eenie, meenie, miny…”

 

 

Blitzo and Mille looked up with terrified looks.

 

 

His glowing yellow eyes widened. “…mo!”

 

 

Blitzo screamed as Rolando zoomed at him and entered through his head in black goo. Blitzo collapsed to the ground.

 

 

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Blitzo found himself chained to a chair in an old movie theater. Rusted chains were wrapped around his wrists and across his chest. Coral and seaweed poked out from between the seats. The walls had large eye designs, and an old projector sat high within the wall. He glanced around fearfully, struggling to escape the rusted chains to no avail. More chains held his horns in place.

 

 

Rolando floated out of Blitzo surrounded by glowing ocean goo and grinned. He licked his neck with his long yellow-green tongue and Blitzo flinched and whimpered.

 

 

“Welcome to the show, asshole,” Rolando mused. Rolando flew in an arch of black goo before settling in a seat behind him. He held a bag of popcorn in his hand and propped his legs up.

 

 

“I hear this one’s a real titilator.”

 

 

The curtains opened. He grinned and pointed at the screen. The overhead projector blinked to life. The screen was tinted green and did the old-fashioned round “3, 2, 1,” on the screen.

 

 

To Blitzo’s utter horror, his own memories flashed before him.

 

 

 

 

 

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A young Blitzo spotted a young Fizzarolli balancing on a large yellow ball decorated with a red pentagram on it. He supported himself using only his hand while balancing spinning plates on sticks. He balanced the sticks with his clown nose, his other hand and with both his spread-out legs.

 

 

 

 

Little Blitzo enviously peered at him from behind the red curtains.

 

 

 

“Fizz, Fizz, Fizz!” cheered the audience of imps.

 

 

 

 

An older Blitzo peeked behind the circus tent flap at a teen Fizzarolli, wearing a black bowtie, white shirt and suspenders. Fizzarolli’s outfit was purple and white. Blitzo’s greedy father, Cash Buckzo stood with his striped shirt and worn-out top hat and small white goatee under his chin. All the imps had the black circus posse mark on their foreheads.

 

 

“Fizzarolli!” he smiled. “That was one fantastic performance out there! Here’s a birthday card for ya!”

 

 

Fizzarolli laughed as another imp put a red clown nose on his own nose. “Aw, thanks Cash!”

 

 

He opened the card, decorated in blue with gold letters on the cover: “WISH YOU WERE MY SON.”

 

 

“I’ve never seen such talent, such grace,” Cash Buckzo exclaimed. “You make my own son seem like a sad excuse.”

 

 

Blitzo flinched at his words.

 

 

“Your presence will make you a star and hopefully bring great profit to our greater family circus! I’m counting on you, Fizz!”

 

 

Cash Buckzo then wandered off.

 

 

Fizzarolli glanced over and waved happily to Blitzo. Blitzo shrank back.

 

 

Fizzarolli, Blitzo’s close friend…yes, he was envious of him, but at the same time, he was mesmerized by his friendliness and charm. He had dreams of him and Fizzarolli performing together, traveling across the Rings and sharing passionate kisses under the moonlight.

 

 

In the chaos of performing and trying to please his father, Fizzarolli had been a glimpse into a more carefree childhood. Blitzo could be himself around him.

 

 

Of course, being one to keep his feelings heavily guarded within, Blitzo found no courage to tell him his feelings directly. Blitzo sadly held in his hand a red flower with an eye in the middle and a white envelope with a love letter inside.

 

 

Blitzo thought to himself, ‘Perhaps Fizz and I are not meant to be. My acts are nothing compared to his. If my own father favors him, perhaps I should just leave…’

 

 

Blitzo glumly pushed aside an imp who was carrying a birthday cake with green candle flames on it. The cake read “Happy Birthday Fizz!” It fell to the ground and the flames quickly caught the ends of the tent curtains.

 

 

Blitzo angrily dropped the flower and the card to the ground, not noticing the flames licking up the tent and racing to the top. The imps inside screamed and scattered in every direction. Beer bottles crashed to the ground. Green, blue, and purple horses with flames for their manes and tails galloped from the flames as fast as they could, plumes of feathers on their heads.

 

 

Teen Blitzo stood outside the tent in disbelief as more imps screamed and ran for their lives. Fizzarolli peered under a tent flap and spotted boxes of fireworks and dynamite.

 

 

The flames reached the box of explosives, and a loud BOOM rang through the smoky air. Fizzarolli and Blitzo were forcefully knocked back.

 

 

“AARRGHH!”

 

 

Blitzo covered the right side of his face…now charred from the fire.

 

 

But as he looked down, he saw something…or someone that shattered his soul.

 

 

Lying on the ground was his dear friend Fizzarolli. He screamed and cried tears as flames burned his body. His horns were reduced to stubs and flesh burned off his long extending arms, reaching desperately for Blitzo.

 

 

Blitzo stepped back, still clutching his face. How in the world was he supposed to help?

 

 

“Blitz!” Fizzarolli pleaded in pain. “HELP ME, PLEASE!”

 

 

Blitzo was about to reach for him…

 

 

…but a shrilling scream sent a chill through him. A scream that was all too familiar.

 

 

“MOM!”

 

 

Blitzo rushed ahead without looking back.

 

 

“BLITZ!”

 

 

Fizzarolli pleaded one last time before losing consciousness.

 

Blitzo maneuvered around the emerald-colored flames. He looked to his left and saw several imps trying to put out the fire.

 

 

He looked to his right…and heard the screeching neighs of the circus horses, their skeletal faces illuminated by green.

 

 

The screaming was beginning to fade, but Blitzo kept running.

 

 

He soon reached the spot where he heard her…

 

 

Nothing.

 

 

No trace of Tilla.

 

 

There was nothing left except her little red pendant with two black eye-shaped holes.

 

 

Blitzo clutched it tightly in his hands. A nearby picture of a smiling Tilla, Blitzo and Barbie Wire with “Us” and a heart at the bottom was quickly engulfed in flames.

 

 

“MOMMA! M-MOOOM! NO, NO, NO, NO, SHIT!”

 

 

Blitzo sobbed and coughed as he moved ahead.

 

 

When the flames were mostly put out, Blitzo could see the lifeless bodies of the circus horses…his beloved animals he and Fizzarolli used to ride during their shows.

 

 

In the distance, nurses and firefighter imps hurried to the scene. Fizzarolli was carefully placed on a stretcher and whisked away to the hospital.

 

 

No sooner had Blitzo turned around…

 

 

“ARRGH!”

 

 

His father slapped him hard in the face.

 

 

Blitzo flinched away as Cash Buckzo grabbed his collar, hard.

 

 

“WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!”

 

 

“Father, I-I didn’t do anything!”

 

 

“LIES!” he bellowed, fighting a stream of tears from his eyes. He jabbed his son hard in the chest. “You started this fire! You killed my precious Tilla, you practically killed my star imp and worst of all, my circus is ruined!”

 

 

“IT WAS AN ACCIDENT, I SWEAR!”

 

 

“You’ve been a thorn in my side since the very beginning! You really think you’re worthy enough to be my son at this point? I taught you how to survive in this world, how to steal, perform, and THIS IS HOW YOU THANK ME?!”

 

 

“Y-you never cared about me!” Blitzo squeaked. “You only care about yourself!”

 

 

“I care about this greater family. And based on your reckless act, you obviously do not. And your sister…you don’t give a fuck about her either?”

 

 

Blitzo glanced at a shadow in the distance. A downcast Barbie Wire approaching; long curly black horns with white stripes, worn striped dress, but luckily no burns.

 

 

Barbie Wire went over to her father and sobbed into his arms. Cash Buckzo spoke lowly to her, then she, too, glared at her brother.

 

 

“Y-you, you did this?”

 

 

“Barb, no, I didn’t! I didn’t! It was an accident.”

 

 

“Where’s Momma?”

 

 

Blitzo stared sadly at his feet.

 

 

Barbie Wire seethed and leaned toward his face.

 

 

“WHERE IS SHE?!”

 

 

“G-g-gone,” Blitzo stuttered, his voice cracking. “I tried to save her…”

 

 

“But you didn’t!”

 

 

Barbie Wire sighed. She turned to her father.

 

 

“What do we do, now?”

 

 

Cash Buckzo sighed. “Check on Fizz, rebuild from scratch. Try to impress Mammon enough to maybe get a stable budget. You’ll be my new star. Your brother…is no longer welcome here.”

 

 

“What?!” Blitzo cried.

 

 

Cash Buckzo whirled around.

 

 

“YOU HEARD ME, YOU SISSY EXCUSE OF A SON! You are no longer welcome in this circus, this family. Leave us.”

 

 

Blitzo hesitated.

 

 

Cash Buckzo growled, “NOW!” He turned around and angrily stomped away.

 

 

Barbie Wire wiped her eyes with her arm and began to turn around.

 

 

Blitzo reached out to her in desperation.

 

 

“Barbie, please, I’m sorry. Please don’t leave…”

 

 

“I don’t wanna see you again…ever.” Her voice cracked. “I…I have to stay with Dad. Goodbye, brother.”

 

 

Blitzo slumped in defeat and fell to his knees under the darkened sky. The figures of his father and sister faded into the distance.

 

 

At the hospital, Blitzo saw Fizzarolli resting in his bed, covered with bandages from head to toe.

 

 

“He’s still alive…barely,” a doctor mentioned.

 

 

“Oh thank, Satan,” Cash Buckzo sighed. “Hopefully he should be back on stage in a few months.”

 

 

Blitzo rushed over toward his friend.

 

 

Cash Buckzo blocked his way with a glare.

 

 

“I told you that you are no longer welcome here.”

 

 

“Father, please, let me see him, just a few minutes!”

 

 

“Let the gem of my business meet with reckless scum like you? Out of the question.”

 

 

“He’s my friend!”

 

 

“Not anymore. You’ll never see him again under my watch!”

 

 

Cash Buckzo snapped his fingers. Blitzo struggled in vain as two imp doctors led him out of the room.

 

 

“Fizz! Fizz, No! Let go of me!”

 

 

Blitzo’s thoughts pounded in his head:

 

 

 “Your poor sister…look where she ended up because of you. You took away her home…her future…and her family.”

 

 

 

Barbie Wire had been reduced to a drug addict. A rehab patient. A drug trafficker and a groomer of a human male teen.

 

 

She had all been a forgotten character.

 

 

“BARBIE?!”

 

 

“BLITZ?!”

 

 

Barbie Wire’s fuming face appeared as another memory surfaced.

 

 

“What the fuck are you doing here, shithead?” she snapped.

 

 

“I should be asking you the same thing!” cried Blitzo. “You check yourself out of rehab, no call, no note…and I have to track you down to this shithole with...who the fuck is this?”

 

 

She shoved Jimmy aside.

 

 

“No one…he works for me. And who’s the little twink here?”

 

 

Blitzo glanced at Moxxie. “No one. He works for me.”

 

 

“Sir! That guy’s the target!” Moxxie exclaimed.

 

 

“Oh shit, Barb! Looks like your little boy toy got himself into some trouble.”

 

 

“The fuck are you talking about?”

 

 

“He killed our client, and now our client wants to kill him back.”

 

 

“You fucking WHAT?!” Barbie Wire glared at Jimmy.

 

 

“He found out about your drugs.”

 

 

“I don’t want to fucking hear it, kid.” She glared at her brother. “Look, you’re not killing my supplier.”

 

 

“Oh fuck, supplier of what? You’re not back on that H-8, are you?”

 

 

“FUCK NO! It’s just heroin!”

 

 

“Oh, thank Satan! So now you’re peddling heroin? What’s the point? That shit barely gets rid of a headache!”

 

 

“It’s honest work, okay? And I thought it would be sure to keep me as far away from you as possible.”

 

 

“So you teamed up with genius here, because?” Moxxie asked.

 

 

 Barbie Wire smirked. “Do you have any idea how easy teenage humans are to manipulate?”

 

 

“Hey! No, I’m not!” Jimmy protested.

 

 

Barbie Wire wiggled her butt at him. “Oh Jimmy-wimmy, can you pwease keep loading up deez dwuggie-wuggies for me?”

 

 

“Heh. Sure Barb, whatever you say.”

 

 

“Sir…I’ve spent a week on this, I’m finishing it, one way or another,” Moxxie waved his knife.

 

 

“Don’t you dare!” Barbie Wire growled. “Come on, Blitzo! Haven’t you fucked my life enough already?!”

 

 

After a long fight in the boathouse, a rocket smashed through the window and exploded against Jimmy’s head, raining blood onto Blitzo, Moxxie, and Barbie Wire.

 

 

“SATAN FUCKING DAMMIT!” Barbie Wire yelled. “Thanks a lot, Blitzo, I’m out of a job! FUCK!” She stomped away.

 

 

“Barb, wait! I want to help you! Let me help you. Please? You’re clean now, right? Let’s…grab dinner, we’ll catch up and we’ll talk about…”

 

 

Barbie Wire laughed forcefully. “You don’t fucking GET IT!”

 

 

She got into his face. “Just cause I’m outta rehab doesn’t mean I wanna see you.” She jabbed a finger into his chest. “I DON’T WANNA SEE YOU EVER!”

 

 

She created a portal with her Asmodean crystal on her wrist.

 

 

“Next time you wanna find me Blitzo…DON’T!”

 

 

She vanished back to the Sloth Ring.

 

 

Blitzo choked and sobbed as hot red blood raced down his arm. He felt a searing pain in his shoulder. He looked around, but no one was there.

 

 

He blinked several times, breath shaking…

 

 

…and cried out as the red blood turned black.

 

 

The movie theater came back into focus…

 

 

…and Rolando was sinking his teeth deep into his shoulder.

 

 

“NO! STOP! LET ME GO!”

 

 

Rolando looked up with an evil grin, licking the black blood around his lips. “Oh sorry,” he mocked. “Your despair was so delicious, so I had to start feeding on you. You barely noticed, poor thing…”

 

 

“Blitz?!”  called a voice from outside. It was Millie. She raced over to the unconscious Blitzo. “Blitz!”

 

 

“Looks like someone’s trying to ruin our good time,” Rolando mused next to him. He briefly stroked Blitzo’s chin with a claw before morphing into liquid shadow and rematerializing in front of the screen.

 

 

“That was a nice heart to heart you had earlier.” He looked back at Blitzo with a mischievous grin.  “Be a shame if you ruined it like you always do.”

 

 

He turned into liquid again and black waves washed over the seats. Fog obscured the screen and cold black liquid crept up Blitzo’s body. He felt like he was suffocating, his eyes getting heavy…

 

 

…the pressure making him surrender…

 

 

“Blitz, are you okay?!”

 

 

No sooner had Millie gotten her words out when Blitzo’s arm landed a hard punch to her face of its own accord. He felt like a puppet with invisible strings controlling his body.

 

 

Millie rubbed her face with a hand, sitting against the pillar she had crashed into. She looked up in fear as a shadow rose over her. Blitzo’s upper half rose up solely like a zombie. His eyes were yellow and blank, his teeth abnormally sharp. Even his tongue had turned an unnatural shade of yellow-green.

 

 

Rolando’s distorted voice vibrated eerily from Blitzo’s throat.

 

 

“Oh, the filthy little Wrathian wants to help!”

 

 

Millie darted out of the way before Rolando crashed Blitzo’s head into the pillar where she had been moments before. Blitzo’s head cocked to the side as he looked at her.

 

 

“You can’t help anyone, you’re just the muscle, remember? It’s all you and your imp kind are good for. You said it yourself.”

 

 

Possessed Blitzo raced forward to attack.

 

 

Millie stepped back and avoided his quick jabs.

 

 

“I’m in his mind, bitch! I see everything!”

 

 

He wrapped Blitzo’s tail around her, tossing her to the ground. He hoisted himself upside down with a grin, Millie barely avoiding his foot which crashed into the ground.  

 

 

“Every thought, every opinion, and boy…does he have some nasty shit to say about you!”

 

 

He grabbed her wrists and twirled her around in a dance. He headbutted her hard, laughing as she stumbled backwards.

 

 

Before Millie knew it, Rolando had grabbed her wrist again and tossed her over the pool, where she slid to a stop on the floor on her back. She flinched at the pain, trying to stand up.

 

 

Rolando posed with a grin and a hand under his chin.

 

 

“NO! STOP!” Blitzo cried, tears falling down his face in his seat.

 

 

“Your level of insecurity is intoxicating,” Rolando mused, licking his lips. “I can’t wait to see how you taste when you drive away the one person left who puts up with your bullshit.”

 

 

Rolando controlled Blitzo’s body again, diving under the water and leaping into the air with gaping jaws.

 

 

“He thinks you’re a brute!”

 

 

Rolando smashed Millie into another pillar.  

 

 

“Too stupid to do anything but kill!”

 

 

He spun around another pillar and leaped toward her, his feet extended. She blocked his attack with her arm.

 

 

“You never should’ve left the farm!” Rolando added, leaping forward, Millie avoiding him.

 

 

Millie kept blocking his attacks with her arms in front of her. Rolando kept swinging Blitzo’s fists.

 

 

“You’re nothing but a backwards, filthy, inbred, lowborn fucking hick!”

 

 

“Ya done?” Millie asked, grinning, holding his fist with her hand.

 

 

Rolando paused.

 

 

“No…”

 

 

He glanced at Blitzo’s shoulder, and a slow evil smile appeared.

 

 

“…but I think your boss may be.”

 

 

Back in Blitzo’s mind theater, Rolando bit down into Blitzo’s neck, hard. A sickening crunch was followed by Blitzo’s pained cries.

 

 

Millie stepped back and gasped. Black blood trailed down from Blitzo’s shoulder and neck from wounds slowly appearing on his possessed body.

 

 

“Ohh, I don’t think little ‘Bethany’ can last much longer in his head. When someone sees their memories too long…”

 

 

Rolando chuckled darkly as Millie kicked him, tripping him onto the floor.

 

 

Millie landed more punches, which Rolando blocked.

 

 

“…that’s when I drain them dry!”

 

 

“GET OUT OF HIM RIGHT NOW!” Millie fumed, teeth bared, eyes wide. She snarled and punched him hard in the gut several times.

 

 

“Blitz can handle this, combover!” Millie yelled, punching him again. She slammed Rolando into the wall, landing a deep hit to his stomach. He groaned.

 

 

“Nobody cares about you or what you want. They’re too caught up in their own misery to even remember you exist.”

 

 

“Buckle up, buttercup!” she barked, slapping him in the face. “Your words don’t mean shit to me!”

 

 

After several more hits, Rolando slid to the floor.

 

 

 

Millie raised another fist, and Rolando moved to the side. Millie kept going.

 

 

“I’M GONNA BEAT YOU OUTTA HIM YOU FISH-FACED SHITBAG!”

 

 

More wounds appeared on Blitzo’s body. Millie’s arms trembled and she froze.

 

 

Rolando breathed heavily, cracking Blitzo’s neck. “Are you sure you want to hurt him more now? Even if you get me out…he probably won’t stand a chance.”

 

 

Blitzo sobbed some more as more memories flashed before him…

 

 

Robo Fizz mocking him in Loo-Loo Land…

 

 

Verosika Mayday breaking up with him after he had stolen her credit card and her glaring at him at Ozzie’s…

 

 

Moxxie and Millie kissing on Earth, making Blitzo feel left out…

 

 

Loona growling at him at the beach and on Earth after finding Octavia…

 

 

Stolas handing him the Asmodean crystal, walking back up the stairs to his palace, signifying their breakup…

 

 

Blitzo moving his hand away from Stolas at Ozzie’s…

 

 

Stolas and a male pink incubus tongue kissing at the anti-Blitzo party…

 

 

Stolas, Verosika and Vortex singing about how they hated him…

 

 

Stolas sobbing at the party…

 

 

Millie berating him for his costume and behavior…

 

 

Rolando pounded thoughts into his head that hurt about as much as the wounds…

 

 

“You’re a sad little imp boy craving attention when you only deserve the worst kind…”

 

 

“You ruined your sister’s life and your best friend…”

 

 

“Stolas would never come back to see a riffraff thief such as you…”

 

 

“Loona and your co-workers don’t care about you…”

 

 

“You make everyone’s lives worse!”

 

 

“What would Tilla think of you now?!”

 

 

“NOOOO!”

 

 

Soon, Blitzo couldn’t tell whether the thoughts were Rolando’s or his own. His vision blurred through his tears as Rolando chewed into his chest and lapped eagerly at his blood.

 

 

“SNAP OUT OF IT, BLITZ!” Millie pleaded. She had to get Rolando out of Blitzo…fast.

 

 

Millie lifted Rolando up and slammed him hard to the ground. He lifted his head, but Millie landed a mighty kick to his chin. He fell backwards and hit his head. Blitzo’s head hung over the side of the pool. Rolando poured out from Blitzo’s mouth in black liquid, disappearing into the water.

 

 

Blitzo groaned and opened his eyes. He sat up.

 

 

“Ugh, good work, Mils.”

 

 

Millie accidentally punched him in the face.

 

 

“Oh-ho! AH FUCK! IT’S ME!” Blitzo glared.

 

 

Millie covered her mouth. “Oh! Shit, sorry!” She chuckled and leaned down beside him. “Good to have you back, boss.”

 

 

Blitzo suddenly screamed as clawed arms pulled him backwards into the water.

 

 

“BLITZ!”  Millie cried, diving in after him. She kicked Rolando away and grabbed hold of Blitzo and reached the surface, steading him upright.

 

 

Holding Blitzo with one arm, she swam as fast as she could over to the step ladder on the side of the pool.

 

 

Rolando rose up menacingly into the air and hovered over onto the floor.

 

 

Another sinister smirk crawled up his face as he noticed Blitzo’s ghostfucker device off to the side. The device hovered a few inches in the air and moved to a stop by his feet.

 

 

Realization came to Millie’s wide eyes, and she swam at full speed, dragging the semi-conscious Blitzo with her.

 

 

Rolando kicked the ghostfucker device in and electricity raced across the water.

 

 

Blitzo and Millie screamed as the electricity raced through their bodies. Black blood oozed from their eyes and their heads reared back.

 

 

Their screams soon ceased and with a sickening finality, their bodies sank to the bottom of the pool.

 

 

Rolando’s grinning reflection swayed in the water. He leaned his head back and bellowed out malevolent laughter.

 

 

“THE TIDES HAVE TURNED ON YOU, LITTLE RED FUCKS!”


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