Part 1: Routine
The sky in the Lust Ring
of Hell was a deep navy blue, with thin dark lavender clouds shaped like
hearts. The usual raindrops fell in their steady rhythm onto the metropolis
below. Neon lights on skyscrapers revealed various sexual symbols that stood
out in the dark: pink hearts, blue phalluses, green breast shapes, red Xs’, red
hearts, and a purple windmill. Towering above the other buildings was the
phallus-like pink penthouse palace of Asmodeus. Strings of lights decorated the
top and giant cock feathers of pink, white, and teal intertwined around the
structure.
Inside the palace was a
spacious room, with windows that allowed for a great view of the city. Off to
the side was a blue couch and a coffee table with a lamp of blue flames on it.
There was a dresser and vanity mirror near a small bookshelf. Thick navy-blue
curtains were draped overhead throughout the room. Under a round pink spotlight
was Asmodeus sleeping in his round red bed decorated with round lights and a
flame design. There were small pink drapes attached to hooks over the bed and
long transparent curtains around the bed for display. Lit up stairs led to the
raised bed and a closet cabinet. There was also a pentagram structure for
decoration.
Under a light blue
blanket with white hearts on it, lay the King of Lust himself, shirtless with
hairy armpits, a purple muscular chest, teal heart nipples and his three heads
of a ram, a bull, and a rooster. He had a crown of rooster feathers on his head
and tail, and his two smaller horned heads on the side were somewhat obscured
by his mane of teal hair. The robotic imp jester Fizzarolli was lying
peacefully on Asmodeus’ chest.
Nearby was a grand
ornate fireplace with teal blue flames creating heart shapes. Small candles on
the mantle also had teal blue flames. There was another couch, books on raised
stands, and a clock with Roman numerals with a gold heart design in the middle.
The cuckoo-clock
activated, and a robotic red bird sprang from the device, unsheathing a metal
point where its cock would be. From underneath the covers, Fizzarolli’s
yellow-red eyes popped open. With a quick strike from one of his robotic arms,
Fizzarolli punched through the bird, breaking it apart in wires and sparks. He
extended both his arms into another room. Walking with thick thigh-high black
leggings and high heels with hearts on them was a red succubus maid with dark
hair in a thick bang. She wore a white apron and was carrying a pile of pink
towels in her hands. She had red skin, a pointed tail, small black horns, and
black bat wings. Behind her was a purple couch with a pillow and purple gear
wallpaper.
The startled succubus
dropped her towels and jumped back as Fizzarolli’s robotic arms shot past her.
They looped over a gear-themed chandelier and into the kitchen. The wallpaper
was purple with the heart/ram Asmodeus crest on it. Fizzarolli shakenly poured
hot coffee into a mug that read “Thirsty boy.” (With a red pointed tail after
the “Y.”) The coffee spilled on his hands and on the counter, but that didn’t
bother him. He retracted his arms, causing the succubus to spin and stumble,
and finally placed the coffee onto the dresser.
He picked up a
horn-shaped jester wig to cover what was left of his horns and placed it on his
head. Along with the wigs on display was a small picture of Fizzarolli’s white
pet fly-dog. He smiled and posed as he got dressed, his pointed tail sticking
out. Standing on his robotic legs, he soon was wearing a light greenish striped
jester outfit, complete with pink bells on his horns. He had a pink heart on
his forehead for decoration. His skin was scarred and white, except for a spot
on his nose and at the back of his neck. Reaching over, Fizzarolli happily
gulped down the hot coffee in the kettle, licking his lips with a forked
tongue.
Fizzarolli whooped with
delight as he jumped into the air and extended his limbs to support himself in
the air. Smiling down at his partner, he laughed and called in his robotic
Beetlejuice voice, “Rise and shine, Ozzie!”
He got out a red horn
attached to a canister, shook it, and pressed a button. The airhorn sound woke
Asmodeus up with a start as Fizzarolli laughed.
Asmodeus groaned and put
his pillow over his head. “Ugh…Again with the horn…?”
Fizzarolli appeared next
to him wearing 3D glasses and a long schedule list in his hands. “Don’t blame
me, blame how fuckin’ fun they are!” He blasted the airhorn again and sat up.
“Mmkay, so today you
have a meeting with the distributor about the new shipment of vvvibrators.
Then you gotta host a safety meeting because of what happened with the old
shipment of vvvvvibrators, and then you have a nooner with Prince
Stolas.”
Asmodeus yawned, got out
of bed, and stretched as he pulled a red housecoat from a hook and put it on. “Ahh,
you scheduled me during lunch?”
Fizzarolli bowed and
smirked. “Well, you’re pretty good at…”
He crept up and
tightened the sash around Asmodeus’ waist, revealing his buttocks underneath…
“…squeezing things in.” He eyed Asmodeus’ buttocks with a smirk.
Fizzarolli hoped onto
Asmodeus’ shoulder and added in a sing-song voice, “But I left time for a big
ol’ breakfast!”
Asmodeus playfully
rolled his eyes. “Let me guess; I’m handling that, too?”
Fizzarolli lowered
himself to the ground with his legs.
“I mean…unless you want
me to take a crack at cooking again.”
Asmodeus laughed and
then did a deadpan, “No. Never again.”
“Whaaaat? Maybe I could
burn the milk this time!”
“Stooop,” Asmodeus
responded playfully.
Fizzarolli hoped onto
his shoulder again.
“OH! You know what I’m
craving? Burgers!”
“No! It’s too early for
burgers, you maniac!” Asmodeus responded with a grin.
“Burger time! Burger
time! Burger time!” Fizzarolli chanted as they walked into the kitchen. They
both laughed and leaned their heads together in a heart shape.
Asmodeus hummed as he
made breakfast in the kitchen. The kitchen had a stove, cabinets decorated with
sunset-colored panels, pots and pans, a small table with stools on a red and
gold rug, and a gold sink faucet with handles.
Fizzarolli stretched his
way over to the counter and picked up a magazine. “LUST RING NEWS: We have the
horny!” There was an ad “Call for breast implants!” with a female imp with
large round exposed breasts. An ad that showed red, yellow, and green tubes
with monster faces read “Wally Wackford’s Wacky Waving Inflatable Flailing
Tubes, order today!” Another ad showed locations for condoms in vending
machines and “Brand New!” condoms in various designs. On the back of a magazine
was a picture of a naked red succubus, being tangled in a leash of her fly-like
dog; “Win steamy vacays in the Sloth Ring!”. There was also a “sexi crossword
puzzle.”
“Lust’s biggest and ballsiest
shop for all the grown-up fun times is about to have one of its hottest
blow-out sales yet! The proprietor, a curious relocator from the Sloth Ring
tells us that no one knows the bedroom quite intimately like a Sloth Ring
demon…”
A large picture showed Fizzarolli
and Asmodeus hugging in each other’s arms. The main blue headline read boldly:
“KING OF OZZ A HYPOCRITE?!” The teal O’s were shaped like eyes. “King of Lust
drops off…into romance??? Witnesses and new photos showing their sickenly
lovey-dovey acts are revealed!” The front of the magazine showed another photo
of the couple, Fizzarolli holding one of his pet fly-dogs. “Royal Scandal
Special! SHOCKING NEW PHOTOS EMERGE! Lust’s eternal bachelor and Hell’s most
famous jester co-habiting. Heart hoarded by an imp?”
“Tongues wagging and
hearts breaking today as shocking new photos emerge of Asmodeus, the study sin
of lust engaged in elicit kandooling with long ‘business partner’ Fizzarolli,
ex-performer from the now disbanded all-imp circus as well as the face (and
body) of everyone’s favorite personal companion bot Robo-Fizz! Mammon’s favored
bot has seemed to bedazzle our own Asmodeus…”
Fizzarolli’s face fell,
and he soon crumbled up the magazine and tossed it into a nearby trash can. Fizzarolli
snuck behind the humming Asmodeus, tossed the trash can out the window and fell
onto the floor.
“WHOA!”
Asmodeus glanced at Fizzarolli,
and he did a quick pose and a wave. A demon screamed from outside after the
trash can fell. There was a golden vinyl record player on a shelf, a gear
chandelier, and a big screen TV in the living room.
Asmodeus opened the
fridge to see all kinds of food and drink: a death-by-chocolate cake with a
strawberry on top, a pitcher of fruit punch and ice, eggs from a fire-breathing
red chicken, juicy 100% juice cartoon, butter, cream pie whipped cream, lemons,
and other sweets.
Asmodeus and Fizzarolli
soon had plates with their morning breakfast: bacon, and eggs. Fizzarolli
popped a piece of jelly toast into his mouth. “Yeah, yeah, I know I can pick up
some more milk while I’m out today,” Fizzarolli smiled.
“About that…” Asmodeus
added, as he gave Fizzarolli his breakfast plate. “You’re still going to that
contest rehearsal…without me?”
Fizzarolli ate some egg
and bacon. “Well y-you have a packed day today…and I know you aren’t big on the
whole Mammon thing, sooo…”
“It’s the Greed
Ring…” Asmodeus mentioned. “One of the cities is literally called, ‘Ransom.’
Quite dangerous.”
Fizzarolli waved a hand.
“Ah! You worry too much. You know I ain’t afraid of ropes. ‘Sides, I’m…”
He slid to the side, “…slippery.”
Asmodeus smirked. “I
mean only after I…”
“What?” Fizzarolli
turned around with food in his mouth.
“What?” Asmodeus
repeated. Both of them blushed as they briefly thought of their sexual
fantasies.
Fizzarolli broke the
silence. “C’mon Ozz! I can be on my own ONE day!”
Asmodeus looked at
Fizzarolli with concern and took his plate to wash it in the sink. “But you
haven’t been to the Greed Ring alone since becoming Mam’s big brand-figure.”
“Yeah, I guess, but it’s
not like I’m gonna stick around!”
Asmodeus scratched the
back of his neck. “I can get you an escort.”
“Ah! I can handle
it!” Fizzarolli protested. “C’mon big daddy!” He widened his eyes into
puppy-dog eyes, pink hearts sparkling. “PWEEEASE??”
Asmodeus snorted and
laughed. “Well, you know I can’t say no to a face that cute.”
Fizzarolli playfully
poked him on the nose. “Mhm! That’s why I use it!”
Asmodeus leaned his head
against Fizzarolli’s back and seductively put a finger under his partner’s
chin. Fizzarolli wobbled in delight. “Just try to stay out of trouble,
Fizzie-frog,” Asmodeus mused, twirling Fizzarolli’s tail on his finger and
snapping it back.
Fizzarolli gently pushed
Asmodeus’ furry face away. “Ah! Stop it!”
“Nooo!” Asmodeus mused.
Both of them giggled as
the giant king picked up the imp in a hug and spun him around.
“Ozz!” called a succubus
woman with round glasses thick white hair, pink skin, a white skirt, and a
black shirt. She came into the room, carrying boxes with Mammon’s jester logo
on them. “I have the new shipment of…”
She paused in confusion
as she spotted Fizzarolli in Asmodeus’ arms.
“Ya mind?!” Fizzarolli
asked in annoyance. “Trying to have an un-emotional bang-sesh here!”
Asmodeus made a show of
slamming Fizzarolli onto the kitchen table. “YEAH! ‘Cuz we’re so NOT in love!”
A crystal and bowl crashed to the floor.
“YEAH!” Fizzarolli
added. “LOVE. IS STUPID!”
The succubus placed the
boxes down and glanced in suspicion before leaving the room and closing the
door.
“Whew!” breathed
Fizzarolli. “That was close, huh?”
Asmodeus sighed as
Fizzarolli slipped out from underneath him. “Just come right back when it’s
over and keep your phone on ya, okay?” Asmodeus told Fizzarolli.
Fizzarolli gave a thumbs
up and a finger snap and reached out to grab his cell phone with a round yellow
smiling keychain attached to it. “Got it riiight here! Be riiight back after!”
He poured himself some coffee into a “Daddy Juice” cup with hearts on it and
drank from it. There were nearby cookies shaped like penises and round holes to
resemble vaginas. “Don’t worry, Ozz! I’ll be super low-key. Nobody
will notice me!”
Asmodeus folded his arms
and shook his head as Fizzarolli finished his drink and slinked his way out the
door. The king placed his fingers on his head. He knew that Fizzarolli loved
being the center of attention…and that almost always led to trouble. Asmodeus
sighed as he looked at the rest of his long schedule. It was too late to change
his mind about letting his partner go off on his own. Now it was time to start his
usual day.
0 0 0
*Willy Wank-a dildo
factory noises*
In a factory in the Lust
Ring, (Big Ozzie’s Factory) a red heart-shaped machine opened up to reveal
freshly made dildos, with steam coming out from the lower part of the
heart-shaped container. The dildos in the container lowered to the level of an
assembly line of succubus and incubus workers below. A round bot with bat wings
and metal spider-like legs carried a metal box of dildo devices throughout the
area. Below were several trucks decorated with devil horns on the top. Workers
were putting the sex toys into crates and loading them up into the trucks.
Overhead on a balcony, a succubus with white curly hair was examining machine
blueprints.
Succubi and incubi of
all shapes and sizes stood in line wearing all-body black hazmat suits, gloves,
and protective goggles. Plastic protected their black bat wings. A heart shaped
opening in their bodysuits only revealed a small part of their pink skin.
Several succubi wore high-heel pink boots. A fellow incubus lifted a heavy
metal crate filled with dildos, vibrators, and a metal phallus-shaped test
vibrator.
In the art section of
the factory, a smiling succubus with white curly hair was painting a dildo a
bunch of rainbow colors. A small black case of paints was next to her. Another
worker grinned as he spray-painted another dildo purple. An incubus carried a
bucket of dildos overhead. An older incubus was talking to the painter
succubus.
Nearby in a large
caldron, another succubus was pouring chemicals from a hose into the caldron
while another one poured liquid from a tan barrel with a black hazard symbol on
it. Pink smoke wafted through the air. An incubus and a succubus laughed as they
played with teal and magenta dildos in a swordfight. Another worker took notes
on a notepad.
The incubus from earlier
placed the test vibrator onto the moving conveyor belt where more workers with
face masks and transparent caps over their horns examined the sizes of the
dildos.
“Larger, you can never
be too large,” Ozzie told one of the workers with a laugh. “You can never be
too large.” A succubus in a hazmat bodysuit grabbed the test vibrator and flew
off. More workers were gathered around the balconies, talking, relaxing, and
examining the giant glass tubes and climax-inducing concoctions cooking in the corners.
Surrounded by ten
workers hovering in the air, Asmodeus examined two large blueprints for the
test vibrator. Asmodeus wore his usual black top hat, high heel dark boots and
striped suit, with white stripes that seemed to glow in dark places. Some of
the workers wore white lab coats near an area labeled “Test Chamber.” “Hm…smaller,
smaller,” Asmodeus mentioned as he pointed at the designs. “Hit the spot right
there. Oh, that’s good. I like…oh I like that…that’s good, mhm!”
The succubus arrived
with the metal test vibrator device.
Asmodeus walked around
as he read another blueprint. “New Shipment of Vibrators, Test Sample N. 2.0.
Share your orgasm hell-wide! Fingering synergy, soft touch, massive, 78 inch.”
Along with numerical formulas, the blueprint showed a giant device that could
send out energy through the air to give instant erections to males and females
alike in the vicinity. Two succubi opened up the metal canister, revealing a
giant sparkling magenta vibrator. It was placed in the Test Chamber as the
glass door closed down. Workers flew over and helped Asmodeus put on a white
lab coat and goggles. He nodded and gave a thumbs up. One worker held plans
while another held a clipboard. After everyone got their safety goggles on, a
succubus pressed a button. The device vibrated in the chamber…
…and exploded, much to
everyone’s shock. The scientists and Asmodeus soon had charred outfits and
faces with blue flames.
“Auurgh!” Asmodeus
groaned in frustration. “It was so close! Make a smaller version and stand by
for a moment…” The demons went back to work.
After completing his
meetings at the factory, Asmodeus talked with more demons about the shenanigans
of Valentino, the pimp and owner of Porn Studios in the Pride Ring.
“Valentino’s still
working with Vox the TV demon, whom he has a relationship with,” said a
succubus as they talked on a balcony. “And Velvet is like their psychotic
fashionista daughter figure. Thanks to Vox’s influence of television and
Velvet’s love potions and social media, Porn Studios is the most famous sex
company over there. Angel Dust is one of their famous stars.”
“Does he have any
agendas?” Asmodeus asked.
“Oh, the usual, secret
sex slave work, pimp business and drugs, porn videos distributed all through
Hell, luring sinners and demons alike into his technology traps. The three Vs
are the top in Pride. Rumor has it that they want to stop a princess from
opening a hotel to redeem sinners.”
Asmodeus scoffed in
disgust. “Redeeming sinners, what a laugh! Valentino is one filthy sinner I
cannot stand! Besides his cruelty toward animals, he uses and abuses his clients!
He gives sex a bad name! N-not that there should be any r-romance per se…” he
added after a raising of the eyebrows, “…but unless clients clarify that BDSM
is what they want, then there is no consensual passion. Foreplay and
intercourse should be pleasurable…molestation and rape are horrific, no matter
who you are. Lust is an extravagant art, it should be earned, not tossed around
like a toy.”
“Whatever you say, sir,”
said the succubus.
Asmodeus scoffed. “If Valentino
thinks that he’s the ruler of all things sex in Hell, he hasn’t met the King
himself. And frankly he’ll be lucky if he doesn’t.”
Asmodeus then went to a
small hidden factory where Asmodean crystals were being constructed and put
into sex toys for disguises. He talked with a head succubus on another balcony.
“And let me remind you,”
Asmodeus said, “that my Asmodean crystals are to be used by succubi and incubi
only. Special permission must be given if other species of demon are to use
them. And when going to Earth, it is only their job to seduce humans in disguise
without drawing attention. The last thing we need is to be hunted down by the
humans and draw the attention of Heaven.”
Asmodeus then spoke in a low demonic voice. “And
for the love of Satan, do not let Valentino or any of the sinners near these
crystals. Do you understand?”
“Y-yes sir,” she said.
“How many humans has
your crew got?”
“Verosika Mayday and her
crew seduced many at that beach concert during spring break. Several humans
were coincidentally killed on that day and brought to Hell. I’d say around
fifty lustful humans are due back to Hell in a few years after their deaths.”
Asmodeus smirked darkly.
“Very good.”
“Verosika Mayday and her
crew also got arrested that day. I don’t know how they managed to escape and
travel back to Hell.”
“Thankfully I provided
them with my crystals,” Asmodeus said. “How else could they have mysteriously
appeared in Hell again or have traveled to Earth in the first place?”
“The grimoire?”
“Stolas’ grimoire? Not
likely. My grimoire? Usually only used for special occasions. Well at least
that mystery’s solved. No one knew about the crystals until many episodes
later.”
“Episodes, sir?” asked
the succubus.
“What was that story
about you in a lovey-dovey romance with an imp?” an incubus asked with a glare.
“Yeah, it was in the
episode of none of your business,” Asmodeus seethed. “Now get back to work!
Dismissed!” Asmodeus stomped off, reminding a fellow succubus to be careful
when handling a crystal. She touched the glowing part and accidentally fell
with a yell through a portal into an ocean on Earth.
0 0 0
An exhausted Asmodeus
was relieved when he could go back to his office, back at his penthouse palace.
Back at his desk, the room was dark, save for the blue flames in the lamps on
either side. Asmodeus started longingly at a giant Greek-style portrait of him
and Fizzarolli. Asmodeus was lounging on a bed, arm extended, as Fizzarolli
smiled against his chest, forked tongue out. The fly-dogs posed cherub-style in
the air. There was a bowl of grapes and fruit next to them. They both were
naked, save for a single magenta cloth around them, also revealing Fizzarolli’s
scarred back. Lightning flashed, briefly revealing Fizzarolli’s glowing teal
eyes and fanged smile. Asmodeus, startled, soon grew worried. The rain
continued to fall as it always did.
Where was his little
Froggie imp? (Fizzarolli seemed to enjoy his fly-dogs and hoping around like a
frog with his robotic arms, hence his pet-name. And the way Fizz could use his
tongue in bed…made Asmodeus shiver with delight).
Asmodeus knew that the
Greed Ring could get violent, dirty, and chaotic. Sure, there was chaos in the
Lust Ring, but it was chaos without the dirt and brute crimes of the sort.
Despite knowing how tough his imp partner was…it still felt like he let a young
child or teen go off by himself into some unknown ghetto world. He especially
didn’t appreciate how Mammon had paraded Fizzarolli around like a prized
product instead of showing any real concern.
Asmodeus checked his
watch. It had his purple sigil on it and both hands were pointed at the top to
XII. 12:00 noon. It was already time for his meeting with Prince Stolas.
Stolas sat in the dim
waiting area on a long couch, wearing his usual red robe, and fancy clothes.
The red eyes of two plants glowed faintly in the dark. The double doors had
images of a red demon and a purple demon on them, along with hearts. Several
candles with small blue flames were in holders covered by glass jars. Stolas
clenched his top hat in nervousness until the doors opened.
“Stolas! Hey there,
birdy babe,” Asmodeus mused.
Stolas put on his hat
and strode forward.
Asmodeus added, “Haven’t
seen you since you crashed my club, how ya been?” Asmodeus closed the doors and
chuckled. “Still gettin’ yo kink on with that feisty imp?”
The room was dark and
spacious, with an ornate fireplace with teal blue flames, two blue leather
chairs with gold heart designs and a table. There were torches with the same
blue firelight and thin candles arching up in a curved shape. Blue flames were
also present in a chandelier overhead. Gears stood against red wallpaper and
gold heart designs in contrast to the blue. Most peculiar in the room were
figures of semi-nude robotic demons frozen in sexual poses in giant tubes tinted
blue. They had ball gags and belts around them.
Stolas laughed
nervously. “Aha, well, um, that’s exactly what I’m here about. You see, I
um…seem to have found myself with…feelings. For him. And I’m not sure if it’s a
mutual thing...”
Asmodeus pulled out a
chair. On the table was a blue teapot and cups. In the center was a bowl full
of sexual-themed candies: penis shaped candies, lip-vagina shaped candies and
heart candies with three x’s on them.
Asmodeus narrowed his
eyes and sat down. “Well, I can tell ya, if you’re looking for a love potion,
you came to the wrong fucking guy. I don’t fuck with that artificial bullshit!”
Stolas sat down.
Asmodeus picked up the
bowl of candies. “Lust shouldn’t be about force…it’s an ART! To be earned and
enjoyed. It’s all about that journey…”
He made a show of moving
a purple penis candy into the hole of a vagina red candy. “…to Pleasuretown. Ya
feel me?” He looked at Stolas through the candy mouth hole and chuckled.
Stola held up his hands,
flustered. “Oh no, never, never that!”
Asmodeus popped the candies
into his mouth.
“I just…you see…” Stolas
began. “This imp has a business he runs. He needs to access the mortal realm to
carry out his work. I know your demons are some of the only ones who can
transverse freely and legally. I was wondering if you could assist me in…”
He pulled out his
Asmodeus grimoire and pushed it on the table toward Asmodeus. “…finding a way
he could, too?”
Asmodeus dumped the rest
of the candies into his mouth and swallowed.
“Oh! Hmm…Stolas…” Asmodeus
cleared his throat and pushed the empty bowl aside. “My heart bleeds for you! But
my partner…uh… business partner Fizzarolli, HATES your imp guy. Blitzo, right?
Yeah…HAATES…” he clenched his hand.
“He does?” Stolas asked.
“But why?”
Asmodeus shrugged. “Not
my story to tell, but trust me, I would help if I could. But I can’t. Sorry…”
Stolas looked downcast,
secretly envious of how close Asmodeus and Fizzarolli were.
Asmodeus’ cell phone did
a frog sound ringtone. He picked it up and it said he had a new message from
Fizzarolli, nicknamed “Froggie”. The screen background showed the neon signs of
Lust Ring city with the hands of Asmodeus and Fizzarolli making a heart shape.
Asmodeus stood up and read the messages.
FROGGIE
Fizz: “DID YOU KNOW THE
BIT OF SKIN ON YOUR ELBOW IS CALLED A WEENIS?”
Ozzie: “LMAO I DID KNOW”
Fizz: “SHITS WILD. I
JUST SAW A BILLBOARD WITH A MAAAAASIVE BANANNA ON IT. IT MADE ME THINK OF U.
<3”
Ozzie: “AWW THANX BB
<3”
Fizz: “GOT THE MILK BTW.
NOW GONNA SHOW THOSE GREED RING BITCHES A REAL FUCKIN’ ENTERANCE! GET READI FOR
THE HEADLINES. AND THE BBIES (dogs) SAY ‘HI!’”
Asmodeus then saw “new
video message.” He pressed play and his phone flew into the air in a magenta
aura of magic. It hovered over the table and magenta light morphed and extended
into a screen after doing a curved heart-shape. A Fizzarolli icon appeared with
hands in fluffy cuffs, and it read “DOWNLOADING…” Asmodeus smiled; he couldn’t
wait to see more of Fizzarolli’s shenanigans.
0 0 0
Part 2: Revenge
Meanwhile in the Greed
Ring, a white coffee cup was run over by a vehicle among a few torn Mammon
dollar bills. The license plate read “JIZZLORD”, and the back was decorated
with five purple eyes and green sparkling diamonds around the eyes off to the
side. The side was decorated with painted blue flames. The door to the limo
opened…steam came out and a magenta and gold carpet was laid out across the
ground. Gangster imps and mob sharks currently fighting and robbing a bank
froze in their tracks. Fizzarolli proudly stepped out onto the stairs in a new
jester outfit: pink and white striped suit, a lavender jacket with teal hearts
on the shoulders, a fluffy yellow jester collar with pink squiggles and
transparent pointed yellow sunglasses with pink rims.
Fizzarolli adjusted his
sunglasses as speakers rose onto the roof and cannons jutted out. The purple
dildo-shaped cannons blasted forth yellow and white confetti. An imp with a top
hat and suit wiped off the confetti. A thin shark demon choked on a piece of
confetti and fell dead at Fizzarolli’s feet. Fizzarolli casually walked over
him. Fizzarolli held nine magenta leashes in his left hand…eight pairs of green
eyes and a pair of magenta eyes glowed in the dark. Moments later, nine Quieves
(fly-like dogs) bounded from the limo, squeaking and tearing up the shark’s
body. Fizzarolli clapped and whistled, and the dogs raced over toward their
owner. Most of the dogs had black/green small bodies, fly wings and large fly
eyes, some eyes yellow and red, others blue and purple. Fizzarolli’s favorite
dog was the ninth: a cute white Queef with magenta eyes in a small wheelchair.
The dogs left behind the shark’s skeleton. The white dog rolled over with a
bone in its mouth. Fizzarolli laughed as the dogs twirled around him and he
spun around. Grinning, he did a small jump and roller skates appeared under his
boots.
“Whoahohhoho!”
The dogs ran off, taking
Fizzarolli with them who rolled at full speed.
“Whoa! Girls, girls, girls!
Heheheheh!”
The dogs rushed past a
startled succubus lady with a magenta baby carriage, almost tripping a
bat/dinosaur demon, and racing past a vented garage door spray-painted with a
shark on it. They barreled past a “Don’t” construction sign, through wooden
boards, past a suited demon with coffee cups, past a “Get mauled sign,” past an
imp woman with a dollar sign shirt who was hanging from a pipe, a
jester-dressed shopper demon, a fat jester…
Fizzarolli’s jagged
windshield wipers wiped off the mud splatting onto his sunglasses. Toilet paper
blew from around his waist and a plastic bag hung from his arm.
“Man, it’s great not
being in the spotlight for once!” he exclaimed. The denizens of Greed behind
him gave him surprised and glaring looks. There was an old man imp, a shark
with a hoodie on the ground and another male imp in a car with green glasses.
He raced past a small
yellow triceratops, past a dragon with a smoothie and a bones shirt, and a
green lizard demon.
Meanwhile up ahead, a
hellhound had just kicked Blitzo out of a shop.
Blitzo bellowed on the
ground, “Look lady, it’s not MY fault if you only know how to make coffee that
tastes like piss!”
Fizzarolli’s eyes
widened as he tried to skid to a stop, hitting the brakes. His skates retracted
and his heels skidded on the ground, creating sparks.
“Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,
WOAH!” Blitzo yelled on the ground as he scooted back and the dogs stopped,
dust rising and clearing near Blitzo’s face. The dogs squeaked at Blitzo who
glanced in confusion.
“Oh wow! Lookie who it
is!” Fizzarolli began, standing over Blitzo. The dogs went back to Fizzarolli.
“Oh fuck,” Blitzo
groaned as he stood up, “You again…”
Fizzarolli lifted up his
glasses, “Stalkin’ me now, huh?”
“Oh, don’t fucking
flatter yourself, clown. I have my own life, y’know. WITHOUT YOU IN IT!” Blitzo
pointed a finger at him.
“Uh huh, sure,”
Fizzarolli mocked. “Blitzo!”
“The ‘o’ is silent now,
bitch!” Blitzo yelled, jabbing him with a finger.
Fizzarolli brushed off
his arm.
Blitzo then grinned,
“and gee whizz, we’ve been in each other’s relative vicinity TWICE in the last fifteen
years! That would make me…” he spread out his arms, “THE SHITTIEST STALKER IN
HISTORY!”
“Twice…” Fizzarolli
began before petting his white dog and standing up to Blitzo, “…IS ALREADY WAY
TOO MUCH.” He got into Blitzo’s face and fiddled with Blitzo’s round necklace.
He lowered his glasses and shoved Blitzo to the side.
“Yeah?” Blitzo retorted,
“Well at least I’m still actually working for my shit and not getting
everything handed to me like some pampered attention whore!”
Fizzarolli froze in
place at the insult. He growled and clenched his fists. The little white dog
bounced up in the wheelchair on another dog’s head up to Fizzarolli. The white
dog nuzzled its head against Fizzarolli, causing the jester to pause and look down.
There was a bone in the dog’s curved snout. Fizzarolli took the bone and read
the letters in gold on the magenta leash: “From Ozzie with <3.”
More determined,
Fizzarolli roasted Blitzo with a comeback. “Yeah well…that’s what resilience
and talent gets ya.” He chuckled. “Plus! My horns were always bigger than
yours…weren’t they?!” He grinned, showing his eyes. Trash blew across
the street.
Blitzo seethed…that had
hit a nerve. Fizzarolli strolled away with a smug look. Blitzo whirled around
and charged at the jester imp. He knocked Fizzarolli to the ground and he
screamed. They crashed into the dogs and rolled on the ground in a scuffle. The
dogs flew through the air, one of them dizzy on the ground, one running in
circles. One of Blitzo’s brown horse plushies bounced onto the sidewalk. Before
long, there was a crowd of sharks, imps, and Greed citizens watching them
quarrel. A muscular green demon tore off his white shirt, “FIGHT FIGHT” was written
on his chest.
0 0 0
Meanwhile in a cracked
old warehouse building, a pair of familiar villains were conjuring a sinister
plot in the shadows. The office was dim and dirty, with boxes on the floor, a
dead fish skeleton on display, and worn furniture. There were dusty bookshelves
and a poster on a board that read “Concrete shoes on sale.” Mantles of
fish-heads, shark teeth, angler-fish heads and imp horns were on display on the
walls. Off to the side were two big mobster demons smoking cigarettes and
playing pool. One was a big yellow shark with a dark blue suit and the other
was a thin green snake with a dull blue suit, white tie, and white hat. A tall
thin green shark with a blue and red suit and matching hat stood guard by the
desk.
“So…” began the man
sitting in the high-backed office chair. “You say you’re good? Cuz’ we really
need a big score right now.”
The cowboy in the
adjacent chair spoke. “The best, had a royal on the ropes just last week.”
The shark guard poured
wine into a glass on the desk.
“Sure…but not dead?” The
mob boss folded his hands in disapproval, eyes glowing yellow. It was Crimson
himself. He had the same red face with white freckles, red jagged pointed tail,
a black large hat with a red center rim, blue suit with red vertical stripes,
and long jagged stripped horns pointing back from his head of white hair. A
white flame-shaped scar was around his right eye. Green flames glowed eerily in
the fireplace behind him.
Sure enough, the white-haired
cowboy Striker, had also returned for revenge. He was donned in his cowboy
outfit; dark boots, ripped white pants, black shirt, dark vest, and gray jacket
with tassels below. His dark grey sunhat was perched on his chair and a red
bandana was around his neck. His long, pointed tail with spikes on it resembled
the sharpness of his jagged stripped imp horns and sharp rows of yellow teeth.
Striker took a sip of
his wine. “It was…called off,” he admitted. “But I have a body count in the
hundreds.” He swooped his hand. “I ain’t afraid to go after anyone. Women,
kids…” He spotted a fly-dog being splattered against a nearby window and
grinned, “…and cute little faced puppy-looking things. Don’t matter.”
“Hmm…” Crimson began.
“I’ll tell ya what…”
Striker growled; his
eyes glowing yellow as he heard a commotion from outside. He walked over toward
the window. He spotted a large crowd of Greed Ring citizens chanting and taking
videos with their cellphones.
“If you can deliver
something of value…I’ll consider it,” Crimson finished.
Striker then spotted
Blitzo and Fizzarolli fighting on the ground.
“How about Asmodeus’ imp
toy and that asshole imp who ruined both our plans?!” Striker thought.
Striker grinned and
opened the windows, “One moment.” He twirled his lasso and expertly flung it
into the air. The lasso wrapped around the two imps, and they screamed as they
were pulled through the window. He flung the two imps into the room, and they
crashed in a heap against the wall.
“Two imps with one
rope,” Striker thought.
“Hired!” Crimson smirked
to Striker, pleased with his quick kidnapping. Blitzo and Fizzarolli were
already surrounded and held down by Crimson’s mafia shark gang. Pistols were
pointed at Blitzo and Fizzarolli. The two villains laughed evilly as they strolled
toward their helpless rivals.
“Funny to run into ya
again, Blitzy!” Striker mocked, towering over him. He pulled out a red jagged
dagger and put it against Fizzarolli’s throat. “…and with a famous friend…”
“Ah fuck me,” Blitzo
groaned in defeat, hand over his face.
“For the record, we are not
friends!” Fizzarolli spat, folding his arms.
0 0 0
“Hello, Asmodeus.”
Crimson, hands behind
his back, grinned sinisterly in the phone video that Asmodeus and Stolas were
watching in Asmodeus’ palace. Asmodeus’ face fell after not seeing his beloved
imp in the video.
Crimson continued. “You
don’t know me, but you don’t need to. All you need to know is that I have your
little jester here with me!”
Striker brought
Fizzarolli into view, pulling on one of Fizzarolli’s jester tassels on his
head. He was tied up in duct-tape and struggled in vain against Striker.
Striker grinned as Fizzarolli screamed before his mouth was covered with the
duct-tape.
Asmodeus growled in
anger and clawed at the holograph. Fizzarolli’s duct-taped mouth and scared
eyes appeared in his hands as the video with Crimson returned.
“If you want him back
alive, you will give me exactly what I want.”
Asmodeus clenched his
fists and spoke in a low demonic voice. “Do you have any idea who you are
FUCKING WITH?!” His face turned red, and his mane burst upward in white-red
flame. All his heads were red with anger.
“I…think it’s a
recording,” Stolas interrupted. The owl tried to console the king.
“Ya probably just asked
if I know who I’m dealing with.” Crimson smirked, eyes narrowing, “and oh yes,
I know. The weakest and most non-threatening of the Sins. The king who will do
whatever it takes to save the worst kept secret in all of Hell. We both know
you won’t risk anything happening to the clown…” He pinched Fizzarolli’s face
hard with his hand and tossed him aside for Striker to grab. “So be a good
little bitch boy and do the thing. My lawyers will be over shortly with
the contract of demands. You have until the witching hour to sign it.” He made
a flaming red clock with his finger and pushed it into Stolas’ face. The clock
made a crossbones symbol, before fading, making Stolas cough.
“Hahahahaha!” Crimson
laughed evilly. “Now cut,” he told one of his goons. “I SAID CUT IT, YA FUCKING
MORON!”
The video ended and the
cell phone tumbled onto the table. The tea set and candle rumbled as Asmodeus
powered up. Stolas stepped back in concern as Asmodeus’ tail feathers turned to
pink flame and his mane of teal hair turned to teal flames. All three of his
heads roared in rage.
0 0 0
Not too long later,
Asmodeus groaned and lowered his head briefly to the table. He groaned in
frustration.
“Can I just sign it
already? Like can we move this along?”
An elderly purple shark
lawyer in a blue striped suit, red necktie, and glasses shrugged and handed him
the contract.
The owl prince added,
“Sire, you need to know the contents of this contract, you can’t just sign it.
A deal made with a sin like yourself would be everlastingly binding. Perhaps I
could look it over, I’m a fast reader.”
Asmodeus handed him the
paper.
“Oh! Hmm…” Stolas began,
suspicious of the lawyer. “This is a contract giving Crimson all of Ozzie’s
factory assets and giving him permission to use Fizzarolli’s head for a wall
decoration.”
Asmodeus tore the paper
out of Stolas’ hands. “WAIT, WHAT?!”
“Juuust making sure
you’re paying attention!” The shark laughed nervously. “Here’s the real
contract!”
He picked up a tall
stack of papers and pushed them over to the royals.
Stolas excitedly clapped
his hands and made excited chicken noises. “Ooh! This will be fun! I love
words!” He picked up the first page.
Asmodeus seethed,
disintegrating the paper to ash in his hands. The meeting seemed to take
forever. It was almost like the lawyer shark was being slow on purpose to allow
Crimson to have his way…
Asmodeus checked his
watch…it read 1:00.
“Ok, so!” Stolas called, pacing back and forth
behind a glowering Asmodeus, eyes glowing yellow. “I believe this draft allows
for some factory ownership, specifically located in the Greed Ring. With
allocated funds going to your client for the foreseeable future, while ensuring
the safe return of one ‘Fizzarolli.’” He slammed the contract on the desk,
pushing it to the lawyer.
“Yeah, sure sounds good, now lemme just
re-read thissss…” the shark said, moving the stack of papers and glancing at
the first one through his glasses. He slowly drank out of his white mug which
read “LIVE, LAUGH, LAW.”
“HURRY UP!” Asmodeus
yelled in his demonic voice.
The shark smirked.
“Yelling won’t make me read faster!”
Stolas tried to stamp
out the blue flames coming from Asmodeus as his face turned bright red.
0 0 0 0 0
The thin shark guard lit
Crimson’s cigar with green fire. He took several breaths of smoke before
putting the cigar out on a table. They were now in a large warehouse. The guard
held a remote that read “Up” and “Down.” Blitzo was tied up in a cage on the
floor and Striker posed on top of the cage. The mafia snake carried a
struggling tied up Fizzarolli and tossed him into the cage and shut the door. A
few of the cage bars were bent and worn. Fizzarolli breathed heavily in a panic
as the cage was lifted upward on a hook with rope. Crimson grinned at his
captives as he then eyed a pile of gold coins on a table. A few of the sharks
got beer from a few nearby kegs.
“Oh, chill out, jester,”
said the tied up Blitzo next to him. “Christ on a stick, it’s like you’ve never
been tied up before.”
“Ugh, sure, but not by a
bunch of psychos…”
Fizzarolli tumbled on
his side. “Ack! And a piece of shit!”
“Am I?” Blitzo asked.
“Ok…ok am I the psycho or the piece of shit?”
“Both!” Fizzarolli spat.
“Yeah, that checks.”
Fizzarolli sat up. “How
is this happening?! I was just supposed to grab some gas station milk and
rehearse some juggling…!” Fizzarolli fell onto his back and sobbed.
“Oh RELAX, I’m sure your
big royal chicken ain’t gonna let anything happen to his peppy lil’ fuckdoll,”
Blitzo mentioned in frustration.
Fizzarolli rolled over
and sat up, seething. “Ooooh playin’ that card, huh? Ok…” he scooted closer.
“What about you? Seems your tastes have gotten more…’regal’ lately?” He
chuckled.
“Yeah, well unlike you,
I fuck who I want, when I want. I’m not gonna be tied down to some big
blue-blooded asshole.”
“You coulda fooled me,
the way princey was cozying up to you at Ozzie’s…” Fizzarolli retorted, annoyed
that Blitzo had insulted his lover. He wrapped his tail around himself, making
a show of it with wide puppy eyes.
“Hey!” Blitzo snapped.
“Stolas only cares about having a rugged peasant raw-dog him into his
mattress!” He then glanced off to the side, nervously. “It’s nothing, ya know…”
Fizzarolli glared in
suspicion with raised eyebrows.
Blitzo sighed and
groaned. “It’s nothing else…”
“Then why were you even
there?” Fizzarolli asked.
Sweat beaded on Blitzo’s
forehead, his eyes shifting. “OTHER very important reasons, of course!” He
didn’t want to mention how he wanted to spy on his co-workers making love at
Ozzie’s.
Fizzarolli shrugged.
“Whatever. I don’t actually care.”
Denying his feelings
further, Blitzo emphasized, “I mean, Stolas is just a loud, thirsty bitch who
loves feeling the thrill of getting dicked by the lower class!”
Fizzarolli narrowed his
eyes, seeing through Blitzo’s lies. All he wanted was to be back in Asmodeus’
arms and away from his ex-friend.
“It’s a novelty to him,”
Blitzo added.
Fizzarolli scowled. “Literally
just said I don’t care.”
Blitzo pressed on. “And
THEN! He’ll call me and try to see how ‘my’ day was, and he’ll pretend to care
about me, and comment on my photos and laugh at my jokes…”
“Oh!” said Fizzarolli.
“Well, that’s definitely your clue right there that it’s all bullshit.”
“I KNOW, RIGHT?!” Blitzo
yelled. Fizzarolli rolled his eyes at Blitzo not getting his sarcasm. Blitzo
continued. “He’s just a fake privileged asshole.”
“Sounds like you just
hate him for being a prince,” Fizzarolli mentioned. He chuckled. “Because no
one and I mean NO ONE, pretends to care that much just for a cheap lay.”
“Point is,” Blitzo said,
“Royal demons don’t give a shit about guys like us. They’re all the fuckin’
same…”
“That’s not…!”
Fizzarolli began, “A-always true…but I guess you’re right. They can’t be all
the same if SOME have taste and SOME wanna fuck YOU!”
“Can we talk about
something other than my sex life?” Blitzo asked. “Satan’s taint…is fucking that
lust guy make this what you’re all about now?”
“YOU brought it up,
asshole!” Fizzarolli snapped.
“CAN YOU TWO SHUT THE
FUCK UP ALREADY?!” bellowed Striker from above, banging on their cage. “You bicker
like a couple of teen SKANKS!” He hopped onto a box, then leaned forward and
walked to the cage. “As far as I’m concerned…you two are BOTH embarrassments to
our kind for meddlin’ with blue-bloods to begin with!”
He grabbed onto the
bars, scaring Fizzarolli backwards into Blitzo. Blitzo kicked him off. “Says
the assassin asshole who licks the boots of Stolas’ ex-wife!” Blitzo retorted
back. “And now he resorts to lapping up to the father of my employee.
Hypocrite!”
Striker’s eyes glowed
and his sharp gold fang glinted in the dark. “You may also be annoying besides
the clown. But at least loud-mouth here has the sense to only fuck his rich
bitch instead of being a lil’ purse dog.”
“Oh great!” Blitzo
called in sarcasm. “The fucking supremacist is on my side, wonderful.”
“Neither of you filth
bags know what you’re even talkin’ about,” argued Fizzarolli. “If you think
you’re superior to ANYONE, then you’re no better than any royal…”
Fizzarolli found himself
being gripped by his neck and pulled to the side by an angry Striker.
“Don’t. You. Dare.
Finish that sentence, clown…”
Fizzarolli breathed
heavily, sweat dripping down his face. Blitzo seethed at Striker, looking in
concern at Fizzarolli.
“HEY! Hick-for-hire!”
Crimson called from below. “I said watch ‘em, not fuck ‘em! Keep ya hands off
the merchandise!”
Striker reluctantly let
go of Fizzarolli and shoved him to the side. He jumped off the boxes.
“EAUGH!” Fizzarolli yelled
down to Crimson and Striker. “EVER HEARD OF MOUTHWASH?! FUCKFACE?!”
Blitzo sighed in
annoyance. Fizzarolli continued to struggle, trying to bite through the duct
tape with his mouth.
“Ya know? You’re really
bad at this,” Blitzo deadpanned.
“Hmm? Ya know? Last time
I checked, I was a FUCKING JESTER, NOT an escape arti…”
From inside the duct
tape, Fizzarolli’s robotic arm buzzed and crackled. The force sent Fizzarolli
upward and his face made a screaming face-sized dent on top of the cage. He
fell back down, his teal heart on his forehead glowing hot red before cooling
down. He sniffled. “I just wanna go home…”
Blitzo had an idea.
“Hmm…you want me to get you out?”
Fizzarolli whimpered, “Ye-ye-yes.”
Blitzo stood up and
moved his boot. There was a glint and he bent down to pick it up. He extracted
a knife.
“You had a knife this
whole time?!” Fizzarolli cried.
Blitzo moved the knife
between his hands, wiggling it so the ropes would snap off, freeing his arms.
He was soon free of all the ropes.
“Aaahh!” Fizzarolli
cried as Blitzo came toward him.
Satisfied at Fizzarolli’s
reaction, Blitzo stalked toward the whimpering jester with a menacing playful
grin. He grinned wider as he raised the knife in the air…
…and sliced off the duct
tape, freeing Fizzarolli’s arms. He tossed the jester the knife so he could
free his legs.
“Now stop bitchin’ while
I work this,” Blitzo said, figuring out how to escape.
There was a yellow forklift
with a sticker on the back, “How’s my driving? Call 666.” A demon sat in the
cart with headphones. A white bag with powder was on top of green towels and
hero-in drugs in a box. A green dragon demon looked at a piece of paper. A
bunch of imps and sharks were playing pool in the center of the warehouse. One
of the imps had a black wool mask over his face. More mafia demons were
creating a pyramid of playing cards on a table. The cards had Mammon’s face on
it and coins and dollar bills were also in front of them. A blue fish wearing a
monocle sat with more shark demons in a corner, drinking beer, while a teal
reptile demon lounged with his feet on the table. The yellow remote for the
cage was next to his feet.
“Ahhh, BINGO!” Blitzo
exclaimed, coming up with an idea.
“So, what now, genius?”
asked Fizzarolli, annoyed.
Blitzo pointed. “See
that remote?”
“I mean, I could
stretch down there…” Fizzarolli began.
“Yes, he could,”
thought Blitzo. “The cage would drop, and we would be free. But then we
would have to fight all those goons and we would soon be outnumbered. We’d just
get re-captured again. No…I need to find a clever way to get rid of them first…create
come chaos…”
“No…no…” Blitzo said. “I
have a better idea…”
Fizzarolli yelled in
surprise as Blitzo leaned against the cage and moved it violently. He glanced
in satisfaction as the cage movement knocked over the stack of nearby boxes.
The boxes fell onto the demon drinking beer and wearing a white tank top. The mug
flew from his hand and into the air…
The muscular demon
wearing a white cowboy hat finished the pyramid of cards and the mafia members
cheered with pistols and money in their hands.
By sheer luck, the mug
of beer landed into the pyramid of cards. The angry boar-like imp on the chair
took out his black rifle, one eye blind, and fired rapidly at all the other
screaming goons on the ground.
“Turning goons against
each other, classic,” Blitzo thought.
Black imp blood
splattered and stained the cage. The imps ducked as the bullets shot through
the air.
“Keep it down! I’m
shootin’ 8 ball over here!” yelled an angry imp playing pool as several goons
were shot down, black blood staining the pool table.
“What’s going on?!”
asked the demon wearing headphones in the yellow forklift. The thin green demon
near him was dead. The demon was also shot, and the yellow forklift spun out of
control. It rammed into more boxes, and by sheer luck also rushed toward the
pool player. “SHUT THE FUCK UP!” called
the imp. He turned around in fear, saying, “Oh fuck me…” before being run over.
The pool table was soon destroyed as forklift and table flew into the air…
Blitzo watched eagerly
with a bag of popcorn in his hands.
One of the white pool
balls happened to bounce onto a scaffolding roll as an explosion flashed. It
rolled and rolled and rolled…
Blitzo moved
Fizzarolli’s head for him to watch, as Blitzo sipped into a drink.
The ball rolled some
more, getting ready to fall…Blitzo watched in anticipation, hoping his plan
would work, Fizzarolli watched in concern…
And in an ultimate
stroke of luck, the ball dropped and pressed the down button on the remote. Silence.
Fizzarolli glared.
“Well…that didn’t w…”
Fizzarolli then screamed
and Blitzo then grinned in victory as they plummeted down onto the floor, the
cage breaking apart. One of the fluorescent lights hung haphazardly off a wire,
sparking teal sparks before crashing to the floor. The dust settled and
Fizzarolli coughed. Blitzo brushed off his suit.
“Show off,” Fizzarolli
murmured to a smirking Blitzo, flipping him the bird. The duo then turned to
see Crimson staring at them surrounded by five mafia demon sharks. He lifted
cucumbers off his eyes in surprise, a martini drink in his hand. The imps froze
in fear.
“THE FUCK?!” Crimson
bellowed, smashing his drink and his cucumbers to the floor. “GET THEM!”
A mafia dressed in white
shot out a net that narrowly missed the imps. Blitzo saved Fizzarolli from the
net and dragged him by the arm. They dodged the flying bullets. Blitzo grabbed
his flintlock pistol and ducked behind a sideways round table. He fired shots
of his own as Fizzarolli frantically ran off. A large gray shark with teal
teeth and spine, pushed boxes over and another brown shark leaped at
Fizzarolli, who jumped out of reach. Fizzarolli tossed a bowling pin at his
face and narrowly avoided getting grabbed. He blasted an airhorn in the
muscular thug’s face and was forcefully pulled into his meaty arms. There was a
black broken heart tattoo on the thug’s arm. Fizzarolli tossed a banana peel to
the floor, but the other thug ran over it instead of slipping.
“Augh, this usually
works!” Fizzarolli cried, struggling to escape. “Goddammit!”
The other thug raced
toward Fizzarolli with a white cane.
“FUCK!”
Fizzarolli twisted his
way free, and the two goons ran into each other. Fizzarolli spun around and ran
into Blitzo from behind, knocking both of them over.
“What the fuck, Fizz?!”
Blitzo barked. “How is someone this flexible, this useless in combat?!”
They rolled out of the
way of a goon and toward some boxes. They scooted away from the large gray
shark and away from a deer-skull headed demon.
“I’m a performer! I
sing, I dance, I promote products I don’t actually use…” Fizzarolli began.
Blitzo shoved a running goon out of the way. Fizzarolli dodged the deer-skull
demon’s knife. Blitzo picked up the demon and tossed him into another goon.
“I DON’T DO DANGER!”
Fizzarolli cried as Blitzo knocked down the gray shark demon with a snap of the
neck. He dragged Fizzarolli along. “Well good to know you’re still a wimpy
circus puss.” Blitzo shot another goon in the head.
Fizzarolli growled in
response as they climbed up a ladder. “I’d give you a comeback, but that would
imply I give a shit what you think.” Fizzarolli leaned onto the ladder, but
Blitzo rescued him before he could fall.
“You always cared what I
thought!” Blitzo argued.
“Ohhoho, after what you
DID TO ME?” Fizzarolli bellowed.
“I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING!
IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!” Blitzo’s voice broke.
“AN ACCIDENT?!” cried
Fizzarolli. “ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!”
0 0 0
Part 3: Remembrance
The scene went black as two spotlights showed two imps in
green clown suits and white painted faces juggling four balls in their hands.
Two imps in purple suits did a series of flips and landed gracefully to the
front. A young female imp wearing a yellow and green gymnastics top balanced on
one hand atop a black horse with a skull face, plus a mane and tail of neon
green flames. The horse had green and yellow feathers atop its head with
matching colored saddle and bells. The black heart-shaped symbol seen on the
foreheads of the performers was displayed at the top of the stadium inside a
red heart bordered by lights.
Stilt-walker imps wearing purple and yellow costumes were
juggling balls in the air. Blitzo’s sister Barbie Wire was twirling on a
tightrope wearing a purple dress and holding a yellow umbrella in her hand. She
had black curled ram-like horns with small white stripes on them. She spun in
the air and landed back on the tightrope. She smiled and posed.
Another performer breathed fire as a group of imps dressed
in clown suits and bells over their horns balanced on top of each other in an
inverted imp pyramid, holding gold rings. Two imps leaped through the hoops.
Four imps balanced on a board and a small imp blew fire from a torch on top of
the others. The crowd cheered. A knife thrower imp guy with white hair threw a
knife near where a smiling black-haired imp woman was bond to a plank of wood
with a target painted on it.
The ringmaster imp spoke up. He had long curved horns, a
purple top hat, and a stitched up old circus costume of green and dark green
vertical stripes. He was Cash Buckzo, Blitzo’s greedy father.
“Nowwww, everyone’s favorite thing about circus shit: the
motherfucking clowns!”
The crowd screamed and gasped as ten imps in clown outfits
leaped forward.
A small foot stepped onto a board high in the air.
“You ready Blitzo?” asked a young Fizzarolli.
A young Blitzo grinned, tugging the rope. “Born ready,
Fizzarolli!” Blitzo didn’t mind the “o” in his name.
At the same time, the two young imps swung off the boards,
holding onto ropes. Fizzarolli was a child imp, wearing a teal green suit with
red markings and red bells attached to his intact stripped imp horns. He also
wore a red clown nose. The young Blitzo’s face was red and scar-free, and he
wore purple overalls and a pink shirt underneath.
This happy moment was back when Blitzo’s mother Tilla was
still alive, before Barbie Wire went to rehab and before Fizzarolli lost his
limbs and horns. It was clear that the two were best friends, who both loved
money, Mammon, and the thrill of the show. Blitzo took Fizzarolli’s hand and
together they swung around the stadium in a big arc. Both of them laughed
together as they swung across the stadium.
After Fizzarolli and Blitzo landed down safely, Blitzo
balanced on a red and yellow ball with an eye design on it. He posed with a
“Haaa! Ta-da!”
Then he said, “Heya folks! Wanna see me make a horse?”
Blitzo pulled out a green balloon and blew into it. He
rapidly wrapped it, and it appeared as a bundle of knots before it popped.
“Crap,” Blitzo muttered. He blew another balloon and tried
again, but it popped again.
He tried again. And tried again. But the balloons kept
popping.
“De-de-de-de-do-do-do-do,” Blitzo hummed nervously as a
bored and unimpressed audience stared down at him.
Blitzo chuckled nervously. “Ah, he, he! Horse!” He showed a
green balloon horse, except it had no legs. “Well, heh, it was a horse, but
then it ate too much sugar and its legs stopped working, so they had to
amputate, now it’s a gross worm horse.”
The young Stolas laughed.
Blitzo smiled and pointed at him. “See, he gets it because
horses, they make no sense.”
Fizzarolli chuckled and stood beside Blitzo. “Okay, Blitzo,
that’s enough ‘horsing’ around!”
In one try, Fizzarolli made a perfect red balloon horse,
presenting it to the crowd. “Hey everybody, look at this! It’s Banana Pudding
the clown horsey! Neigh!”
The crowd laughed as Blitzo looked down sadly and sighed.
“I liked his broken horse joke, it was funny,” said Stolas.
“Their legs do stop working when they eat too much sugar, it’s called
Laminitis.” He watched Blitzo balance on the ball with his legless balloon
horse in his hand and Fizzarolli performing by his side.
0 0 0
Meanwhile, Blitzo and Fizzarolli played with their balloon
horses together on a purple rug with a teal spiral decoration.
Fizzarolli moved his red balloon horse. “I’m Banana
Pudding, and I like to dance!”
“I am Worm Horse!” said Blitzo, holding his legless green
balloon horse. “And I… I am sad!”
“Why are you sad, Worm Horse?”
“Because, I have no legs!”
“Oh, well that’s okay.”
“I lost all my legs in…The War,” Blitzo dramatized.
Fizzarolli gasped. “The War?!”
“Yes!” said Blitzo. “The Great Pirate War!”
Fizzarolli giggled. “No, no pirates.”
“It’s a great pirate warrrr!” Blitzo teased.
Fizzarolli exasperated, “If you keep talking about pirates,
I will punch you.”
Blitzo dramatized as he played, “I fought bravely but I
could not run fast enough. They took my legs, there was blood everywhere!”
Fizzarolli laughed at Blitzo. “Oh no, eww! No blood. Blood
is disgusting!”
Blitzo stood up with a grin. “No, blood is cool!” He
laughed.
Fizzarolli moved his horse in a dance and giggled. “Well,
Banana Pudding is here to save the day with his magical feet he dances around
with. He will dance all over Worm Horse and make him feel better!”
“And then…” Blitzo paused dramatically. “There will be more
blood!” He did a fake evil laugh as he squirted ketchup all over his green
horse.
“Blitzo!” Fizzarolli laughed. “That’s so gross! Stop!”
Blitzo held up his ketchup bottle, arms in the air.
“Never!”
(The balloon toys were a foreshadowing of Fizzarolli, the
green horse, losing his legs in the distant future…)
0 0 0
A young happy Fizzarolli
wore a clown suit that was green with red buttons on it and a red collar. He
wore a red clown nose, and he had red bells on his intact stripped horns. He
balanced on a large yellow ball with a red pentagram on it while also balancing
spinning plates on sticks with his two hands, nose, and foot. He flipped and
balanced the plates again with both feet, his nose and one hand, using his
other hand to balance on the ball. The crowd clapped and cheered at his
performance. When Fizzarolli finished, he spotted a young Blitzo peering
somberly behind the curtain. He wore worn purple overalls and a striped shirt.
“Blitzo, you always had
it out for me, because people liked me better! You wanted me gone because you
were jealous! Just wanting the spotlight! I looked up to you, I thought you
were my best friend. YOU RUINED MY LIFE! And then you just left me! I lost so
much because of you! And you selfish piece of shit…YOU DIDN’T EVEN CARE!”
When Blitzo and
Fizzarolli were older, they soon celebrated Fizzarolli’s birthday at the
circus. They were teens and they wore braces. Blitzo peered behind the curtains
again, this time wearing a white shirt with black buttons and red straps on his
shoulders. Another imp helped Fizzarolli put on his red clown nose. There was a
miniature fat imp with clown makeup on. Many other imps were conversing and
drinking at the party, one woman wore a black and white striped dress. All the
imp performers bore the same black family mark on their foreheads. Fizzarolli
wore a light purple and white jester outfit with pink buttons on the sleeves.
Cash Buckzo, Blitzo’s father wore his usual worn brown top hat, white goatee,
and purple-ish striped shirt. He laughed and gave a birthday card to
Fizzarolli. Blitzo watched in disgust as the outer-space blue card had stars
and read “Wish you were my son” in bold gold letters.
The teen Fizzarolli
turned and happily waved to Blitzo. But to Fizzarolli’s dismay, his friend
scowled in jealousy and pulled back the red curtain. Then to the jester’s
horror, green flames appeared out of nowhere, right where Blitzo was before!
The clowns and performers and imps’ faces switched from joy to horror as they
ran for their lives. Fizzarolli stumbled briefly to the ground before racing
off. He opened a tent flap and spotted a box labeled “Fiyawoiks” and dynamite
sticks in the corner. He peered closer in fear, flames dancing before his very…
BOOOMM!
The explosion was
instant…the tent, red balloons and the “Happy Birthday Fizzarolli!” banner were
destroyed. The fireworks blasted in the sky and the clown nose fell off.
Lying down on scorched
earth was what was left of Fizzarolli. His horns were now mere stubs, cracking
and burning at the tops as more pieces fell off. Tears fell from his eyes as he
stared at Blitzo’s dark silhouette. Black blood spilled out from his burning
limbs, his arms and legs being reduced to muscle, bone, and ash. His throat was
burned and fried, he couldn’t even scream. He reached out what was left of his
burning hand to Blitzo, fingers falling off. The last thing he saw was his
former friend running off before he passed out from the agonizing pain.
If it hadn’t been for
Asmodeus, he wouldn’t have survived.
0 0 0
Blitzo sobbed. “I DID
CARE, FIZZ! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! IT WAS!”
Blitzo was
jealous of Fizzarolli’s performances. But despite the jealousy, his best friend
was also an inspiration. He looked up to Fizz and admired his charisma and
skill. The way his eyes sparkled when he played tricks on the performers and on
Blitzo’s father. The way he interacted positively with Barbie Wire and Blitzo’s
Mom, Tilla.
And when Fizz talked
about horses…Blitzo soon felt…flustered. The day of Fizz’s birthday, Blitzo had
gathered up the courage to tell his friend how he felt. He had a special
private card for him, a white envelope containing a love letter with a red
heart on it that read “For Fizz’s eyes only.” He even had a red flower with a
yellow eye in the center in his hand. He’d never admit it to anyone but…he
loved Fizz. Perhaps more than just a friend and fellow circus performer.
The moment he saw his
own father laughing with Fizz and treating him like a son…it became too much.
He had suffered through his father’s arrogance for many years, and he now felt
more alone than ever. If he wasn’t a good enough son for his own father, then
maybe he was out of Fizz’s league as well.
Blitzo pulled back the
curtain, staring teary-eyed at his letter. He turned around and closed his eyes,
shoving an imp aside, with white hair and a white shirt with yellow buttons on
it. Blitzo didn’t know that the imp was carrying Fizzarolli’s birthday cake
with the candles already lit. “Happy Birthday Fizz” was written on the cake.
The imp cried out and dropped the cake. Blitzo slammed down the letter and the
flower in frustration, leaving them behind on the ground. Blitzo did not notice
that the flames from the candles had already eaten the red curtains and was now
rising up to an emerald-green inferno. Three horses were lying nearby, one with
a mane of teal/green flames and tail, one with blue flames and one with pink
flames. They had skull faces, feathers on their heads and tassels and outfits.
The green-flamed horse noticed the flames and stirred a panic. The equines
galloped off into the distance.
Blitzo raced out of the
tent as other imps rushed outside screaming. Barbie Wire was not too far away
outside, also terrified.
“Fizz!” Blitzo cried.
Before he could react…
Blitzo screamed as his
right eye and side of his face got burned with a blast of green fire. His face
was burned, as were several areas of his body that would later become scarred
and white. He held a hand over his burned eye.
“Mom!” Blitzo cried,
searching for any sign of his mother. But all he could see were green flames.
“Ok you’re right, Fizz,
it was all my fault, ok? I…I should’ve done more to help…I was…I was
TRYING…there was so much going on. I was trying to get help, Fizz. I just…it
was still my fault.”
“Glad you could admit
it, Blitzo. WANT A MEDAL?”
“Look I’m sorry, Fizz…I am so sorry you got so
hurt. I’m sorry for what you lost and I…I KNOW I can never make that right…but
you have no idea what I lost in that fire…I mean its…it’s all my fault. I’d
hate me, too.”
Teen Blitzo soon spotted
the wounded Fizzarolli, straining to reach out.
“Let me get some help!”
Blitzo cried as he raced off, Fizzarolli slipping into unconsciousness.
As the flames died down,
Blitzo’s worst fear was confirmed. Blitzo and Barbie soon saw the burned dead
body of their mother Tilla. Cash Buckzo came over and Blitzo told them the
whole story.
It was that moment that
Barbie Wire’s eyes widened, tears streaming down her face.
“Blitzo…it, it was
you?!”
“Barbie, listen, I
didn’t cause the fire, I swear! I bumped into the guy carrying the cake. The
cake dropped and the flames spread too fast…”
“So, you did start it! And
you weren’t even around to help Mom. What’s the matter with you? If you had
been more careful, Mom would still be alive right now! Asshole!” She shoved her
brother, brushing ash off her circus dress.
“I SWEAR IT WAS AN
ACCIDENT! I WAS UPSET WITH FIZZ AND I DIDN’T MEAN IT…”
Cash Buckzo also glared
at Blitzo with a sigh. “Now that Fizzarolli is gravely wounded and my wife is
gone…and our family circus is gone…and MY CHANCE TO GET FILTHY RICH IS GONE, I
CAN OFFICIALY DECLARE THAT MY OWN WIMPY GOOD FOR NOTHING SON IS, ALSO!”
Blitzo flinched back.
“D-dad, I’m sorry, I…I-didn’t…”
All the imps stared
somberly at their destroyed circus and the lives lost. Cash Buckzo sighed.
“The only good thing I
can say is that if Fizz gets better, Mammon will use him as a new star figure.
If only Fizz were my son, then Mammon would know about it, and I’d be living
the dream. But now I’m in a nightmare because of you. Blitzo. Now if
you’ll excuse me, I need a fucking drink, somewhere somehow…”
Cash Buckzo slouched
off, disappearing through the foggy smoke. Blitzo tried to reach out to his
sister.
She cut him off, tears
in her eyes. “I HATE YOU, BLITZO! I DON’T WANNA SEE YOU EVER AGAIN!”
With that, Barbie raced
off, leaving Blitzo heartbroken and alone. Barbie Wire would then go on to
become temporarily famous in the circus before losing her fame to drug
addictions. She would then go into rehab, cutting herself, briefly encountering
Verosika, and then smuggle drugs on Earth, distancing herself from the family
she once knew and loved.
A happy family picture
of Tilla, with a young Blitzo and Barbie floated to the ground. It read “Us”
with a heart on it. But before long, it caught on fire, starting with where
Tilla was. Blitzo held onto his round red necklace, the only thing left to
remind him of his mother.
Just like that…Blitzo’s
family bonds had been reduced to ash.
0 0 0
Part 4: Reconciliation
Blitzo in the present
began, “I mean, I do hate…SHIIIIIIT!”
Blitzo found himself
being lifted up in a headlock by a muscular goon with a white tank top and hat.
He struggled to free himself from the goon’s muscular arm around his neck. The
goon grinned smugly. Blitzo managed to get his gun under his chin and the
goon’s face exploded in black blood. Blitzo and Fizzarolli hurried on and
scampered some more on the shelf.
“So, why didn’t you try
and tell me any of this? Or come see me?” Fizzarolli asked. “Even ONCE would’ve
been fine!”
Blitzo ducked behind a
box. “I tried…you were all I had left, Fizz. But they told me YOU didn’t want
to see me.”
Fizzarolli stared in
surprise. “I never told them that!”
“Bullshit…” Blitzo murmured then paused. “You
didn’t?”
Fizzarolli cried, “No!
And no one told me you came!”
Both of them looked at
each other. “Oooohhh…” they said at the same time, realizing their whole fight
was based on misunderstandings on both ends.
“WAAOOOH! CHRIST ON A STICK!” Blitzo screamed
as he blasted the face of a light green roaring sharp-toothed goon who had
tried to swipe at them. The goon fell dead to the floor as other goons tried to
lift a ladder.
“TRYING TO HAVE A FUCKING EMOTIONAL MOMENT,
HERE!” Fizzarolli spat down at them.
They both stood up,
their backs to each other. Blitzo had two guns in his hands.
“Misunderstanding or no,
it’s hard to just forgive you,” Fizzarolli mentioned. He picked up Blitzo who
shot at a snake goon and a slender female imp wearing blue. “It’s BEEN fifteen
years and…that’s so much time. But…”
He swung Blitzo around
and he kicked a green goon off the shelf. He then tossed Blitzo forward who
fired both guns at a teal goon off to the side. They flipped through the air
and knocked two other goons away.
“…I guess you didn’t really ruin my life.”
Fizzarolli told Blitzo, who was hanging upside down in Fizzarolli’s robotic
arms.
“What? You’re telling me
getting BLOWN UP didn’t ruin your life?”
Fizzarolli used a dizzy
Blitzo to knock another goon to the ground. “It was painful and challenging and
you know…FUCK YOU STILL!” He faced Blitzo with a glare as he put him down, “BUT…it’s
not like I’m broken. And now I have someone who understands me and…”
Blitzo knocked away a
small blue goon wearing a purple suit, then knocked a gray serpentine demon
off. He fired his guns at a green goon and was lifted up by Fizzarolli. “HAHAHA
FUCK YOU!”
Fizzarolli continued, “…my
life has actually been pretty great.”
Fizzarolli reached down
with his left robotic arm, taking him and Blitzo to the floor.
Blitzo folded his arms.
“Yeah, that’s lovely. You got a good thing going on with that horny rooster
fucker, don’t ya?” There was a hint of envy in his sarcasm.
Fizzarolli said, “Oh
yeah it’s been…fantastic…” He blushed then flustered, “UH CUZ YOU KNOW, IT’S A
GREAT GIG, AND HE’S GOT THE BIGGEST COCK, YOU KNOW LIKE…” He formed his arms
into the shape of testicles, “…MASSIVE! I MEAN IMAGINE LIKE THE BIGGEST…” He
moves his arms in a circle, “…JUST A GIANT HUGE, LIKE A KAIJU, (Kaiju roared in
the background) “…BUT IT’S A COCK, YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN?! LIKE A BIG MONSTER,
IT’S BIG…” He did a handjob motion, “…IT’S HUGE…”
“YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, I GET
IT, I GET IT!” Blitzo replied in annoyance, both palms out. Then in a gesture
of friendship, he placed his hand on Fizzarolli’s shoulder and said, “I’m happy
for ya, Fizz.” Fizzarolli smiled genuinely for the first time in a while.
The two imps soon found
themselves being backed into a corner of boxes by Crimson, Striker, and five
shark-like mafia goons. Striker pushed aside two goons and strolled forward.
Crimson glared at
Striker. “If you wanna prove yourself, cowboy, here’s your chance!”
Striker grinned in
response, stalking toward the imps. His tail hissed and swayed.
“You been a pain in my
ass long enough, Blitz.” His eyes and sclera glowed menacingly in the dark. He
took out his lasso and stretched it in his hands. “NOW I’m gonna break you like
a FUCKIN’ HORSE!”
“Ooohhh, don’t you dare
talk sexy to ME!” Blitzo smirked in response.
Fizzarolli scowled.
“You’re still on that horse thing?!”
Striker laughed darkly
as he and Crimson and the goons inched forward. Blitzo suddenly had an idea.
“Fizz! Remember how you used to distract my
dad so I could steal his booze?”
“I mean, yeah, why?”
Fizzarolli asked.
“Yeah, well I need to
get up to that window there to bust us out.” Blitzo pointed to a boarded-up
hole in the wall, high up.
Fizzarolli chuckled,
ready for some fun, one finger up. “Ohohoo! One distraction, comin’ up!”
Fizzarolli leaped
forward, touching a white goon’s chin, touching two other goon’s hats, and
posing on a tall stack of boxes. There was a spotlight on him that wasn’t there
before. He soon began his entertaining improvised song, “Look At This.”
“Look At This”
Fizzarolli slid to the
floor and sang:
“When I was a young boy…”
“I’d never thought it comes
to this…”
He dramatically hugged
three of Crimson’s goons with his robotic arms.
“The scars all seem to
heal…”
Fizzarolli moved his
face against a disgusted Crimson’s, his robotic arm sparking as he pinched his
face. He then jumped and wrapped his arms around a shelf, the spotlight on him.
“And soon all I feel is
regret.”
He posed on top of the
shelf.
“And nooow I’m a grown
man…”
He dramatically fell to
the floor.
“I’ve lost it all again…”
He jumped on top of a
stack of boxes.
“But what I’ll miss the
most…”
Blitzo threw banana
peels and candy warpers onto Fizzarolli as if it were confetti. Fizzarolli
grabbed Blitzo and pulled him into a dance. They did a circular dance, going on
either side until Blitzo found himself being held by Fizzarolli with one hand
under his back. Blitzo blushed as he looked up at his face.
“Pay close attention,
while you get a look at…”
“THIS!”
Fizzarolli dropped
Blitzo and displayed Blitzo’s car keys on a gold keychain shaped like a
Twilight Sparkle unicorn pony. He jumped and opened up a box of gold and gems.
“YEAH! LOOK AT THIS!”
He held up a treasure
map with a red pentagram on it. Blitzo snuck sideways in the background.
“THEN LOOK AT THAT!”
Fizzarolli focused the heads of two goons away from the sneaking Blitzo.
“And here’s a hat!”
Fizzarolli placed a red
hat on his head with monster teeth, a white feather and two playing cards on
it. He danced and posed on top of another stack of boxes.
“This nonsense mostly
doesn’t mean a thiiing!”
Striker briefly glanced
behind him at the sneaking Blitzo, but Fizzarolli abruptly grabbed his head to
face him.
“But listen closely,
maybe it explains EVERYTHING!”
“The secret to Bitcoin!”
A video showed a
businessman with glasses, brown hair, and a suit, who was admiring a pile of
money in his hands. “Success” was in red in the corner with a green upward
jagged arrow. Two coins spun to the sides of the screen and the title read,
“Bitcoin, How to get RICH in 5 Steps!”
“Computers and
microchips!”
Fizzarolli’s outfit
briefly changed to a shirt with black and white checkered squares and a bowtie.
The video changed to a purple outer space 80’s background with lines making up
digital mountains. A gold Illuminati pyramid showed a large eye with a pink
pentagram in the center with hypnotic pink and yellow circles. Fizzarolli
turned white on a screen as 0s and 1s flashed by in the background. He did
noodle movements with his arms like Squidward as psychedelic colors flashed and
waved in the background.
The spotlight turned
gold on Fizzarolli as he held a gold key with devil horns on it and placed it
into one of the goon’s hands. He gave a coin to another goon, who eyed it.
“The key to the future!”
Fizzarolli bounced back
and forth in rapid motions.
“If you only LOOK AT
THIS!”
He hugged a disgusted
Striker and Crimson from behind.
“Riches untold! You’ll
have dollars of gold!”
He placed gold coins in
their hands with stars, a smiley face and “fool” on them. Striker glared at
Fizzarolli while Crimson tried to bite into his coin.
“If you focus on me as
the story unfolds…”
Blitzo piled boxes in a
tower toward the window. Fizzarolli moved his face close to the screen,
distorting it.
“LOOK AT THIS!”
“I hold the key to the
mystery!”
Fizzarolli showed them a
book with a pentagram in it and tossed it aside.
“LOOK AT THIS!”
Fizzarolli jumped into
the air, sending boxes falling, along with a white Mammon shirt and other junk.
He then wrapped his arms around all the villains, constricting them like a
snake.
“Look at nothing except
for ME!”
He pressed his face up
to Crimson’s, Fizzarolli’s eyes briefly flashing teal, yellow and pink. He spun
the villains around.
“LOOK AT THIS!”
Fizzarolli held a
flashlight to his face and made rabid sounds. He babbled as he waved his arms,
making a shadow silhouette behind him. He picked up a fat dizzy goon shark in a
suit and hat.
“THAT WAS GIBBERISH!”
He shone the flashlight
in his face with a pose on a box.
“BLITZO, HURRY THE FUCK
UP!”
He then jumped and posed
on a shelf.
“I don’t know how long I
can do thiiiis…”
Blitzo had a protective
mask on and was wielding a blowtorch over the window boards.
Blitzo called, “I’m
gonna need another 60 seconds!”
“AW FUCK!” Fizzarolli
spat before singing again.
“Ok the thing I’m trying
to say…”
“I will say if you look
this waaaay…”
“Uh, ya know it’s…it’s
uh…” he stuttered.
The spotlights turned
red as the goons turned to see cob-webbed boxes with plates, bowling balls,
tires, umbrellas, bags, and other junk in them.
“Just as a Nonna
(Grandma) Fizzarolli used to say…”
Fizzarolli hoped down
and draped a fur collar around his neck. He spoke in crude Italian, insulting Crimson.
“Puzza lasagna! (Stink
lasagna!)
Contorni limoncello! (Side dish limoncello!)
Fortepiano (Loud, soft!)
Buongiorno, ada Vongole
(Good morning with clams!)”
One of the smaller reptile
goons had hearts in his eyes, lovestruck by Fizzarolli’s Italian.
Striker glared at
Crimson, as if asking what Fizzarolli was saying. Crimson shrugged.
Fizzarolli pulled
Crimson into a dance and briefly choked him with his arm and his scarf.
“Luigi, Firenze,
Bucatini, (Luigi, Florence, Bucatini)”
Blitzo checked his
equipment before stumbling backwards, dropping sticks of dynamite to the floor.
The smaller goons were crying at Fizzarolli’s performance, while Striker and
Crimson pulled out their guns. Blitzo picked up a red dynamite stick and smirked.
He then grinned as he found more and hammered at the wood.
“Cingale, Cingale, (Wild
boar, wild boar)!”
“Soooo look at…THIS!”
Fizzarolli bashed his
face with a piece of strawberry cake and frosting.
“PLEASE, LOOK AT THIS!”
He slid to the floor and
held out droopy pink flowers under a pink spotlight. He squirted Striker in the
face, pulled him close and shook him hard.
“I am running out of
places I can take this bit!”
Blitzo grinned as he
lined wire and snuck carefully across a high beam.
“SO, LOOK AT THIS!”
Fizzarolli juggled
balls, a gun, and two spinning plates on sticks, balancing one of the plates on
his nose.
“LOOK AT MY FACE!”
The goons flinched as
black smeared mascara appeared on Fizzarolli’s face. Blitzo tossed a red
dynamite stick to Fizzarolli, who held it in his hand. Blitzo flipped the
villains the bird from above before they began firing at him. The beam
collapsed and Blitzo jumped onto a hanging light.
“I regret every event
that got me in this place…”
“This little song is
driving me insane...”
“My exhaustion is
audible…”
“Now the ending is
probable!”
Fizzarolli punched
Striker and Crimson with his long robotic arm. Blitzo grinned in victory as he
pushed down on the trigger.
“Cuz’ this ruse is
impossible to maintain!”
BOOM!
The window exploded,
leaving a hole. Fizzarolli stretched up, allowing Blitzo to hop onto his
shoulders.
“So fuckin’…”
Fizzarolli leaned back,
all limbs stretched out. They both flew toward the hole…
“BYE-BYE!!!”
They both grinned and
both did double flipping the birds to the villains as they fell out to freedom.
The building shook and caved in…the tower of boxes collapsing. A white-faced
horned tall goon solemnly lowered his hat as he prepared for the end. The
building collapsed and green flames spread from it. The two imps laughed as
they raced along the junkyard. They laughed and stopped to catch their breath.
“You know, you’re
actually good at this action-hero bullshit,” Fizzarolli remarked.
Blitzo smiled and
pointed a playful finger at Fizzarolli. “And you really know how to put on a
show! (gasp) Which is almost (gasp) as impressive as the thing you said I was
good at!” Fizzarolli laughed in response.
They both spotted an old
striped car, looked at each other and grinned, thinking the same thing. In no
time at all, Blitzo had broken in through a window with his gun, hot-wired it
and the engine roared to life. The car headlights glowed an eerie green and the
front of the car had the appearance of a monster mouth with sharp teeth.
Blitzo climbed over the
front of the car and tripped before standing back up. He opened the passenger
door and made a polite hand gesture.
“I guess, royal jesters
first?”
Fizzarolli giggled and
did a show of walking gracefully toward the car. He was just about to climb in
when a lasso rope caught around his neck. Blitzo gasped as he spotted
Fizzarolli screaming, one hand reaching out. He was being dragged away, his
eight fingers making marks in the ground.
A fuming Blitzo jumped
on top of the car and pointed his gun out in the distance.
“Get…your…FUCKING
shit-stain claws off him!”
The greenish smoke
cleared, and Striker reared his head back in laughter, his snake tongue out. He
had Fizzarolli in a headlock and an angelic gun in his other hand.
Striker’s yellow eyes
widened in a crazed menace. “You think I’m just gon’ let you get away after all
this? I’m THOUGH losin’ these fights!” He twirled his weapon and pointed it
under Fizzarolli’s chin.
“This worthless little
pet REEKS of his over-bloated master…I’ll at least enjoy getting’ rid of ‘im!”
Fizzarolli smirked,
despite his fear. “Ok…is it bad that I’m getting hard?”
“SHUT THE FUCK UP!”
shouted an angry Striker, digging the revolver in deeper. “WHY’S IT ALWAYS A
SEX THING?!”
Blitzo suddenly spotted
two red gasoline cans. He fired a bullet at them and to his delight, the cans
exploded. Fizzarolli flew into a high billboard that showed the Mammon logo and
read, “Mammon’s Clown Pageant: Be there ya cunts!” Fizzarolli dropped to the
ground, a small green flame on his teal heart over his shoulder.
Striker barely had time
to look behind him, when the flames exploded into his eyes, face and onto his
body. Now Striker was suffering the same fate that had befallen Blitzo and
Fizzarolli so long ago.
Striker screeched,
swayed, and scampered as the green flames danced across his clothes and body.
He made frightened critter noises as he scurried away on all fours under a
broken red car. His pointed tail tapped a puddle of water, extinguishing the
flames on his tail before he disappeared.
Blitzo turned around and
to his horror saw a terrified Fizzarolli surrounded by green flames. He reached
up toward a hanging car on a hook but even his long robotic arm could not reach
it. His robotic arm crackled with electricity and slumped to the ground.
Fizzarolli flinched and cried as a burning telephone pole fell inches away from
him. Flashbacks of a burned, helpless Fizzarolli at the circus filled Blitzo
with adrenaline and dread.
“FIIIZZZ!”
Blitzo looked around
frantically and spotted a metal barrel. He jumped over a line of green fire,
rolling on top of the barrel. He rode on the barrel from one junk pile to the
next. He rolled himself off a ramp and flew into the air. Blitzo expertly
flipped from one trapeze bar to another trapeze bar. He landed on the hood of a
car and onto a metal railing. He maneuvered sideways on it, holding onto the
railing. He found himself on the edge of a large crane that held the car on a
hook. Fizzarolli was surrounded by a circle of emerald flames.
Taking a brave breath,
Blitzo leaped onto the hanging car, using his tail to wrap around the rope and
hook for support. He lowered himself as much as he could, reaching out both
hands for his friend. Fizzarolli strained and reached for Blitzo with his other
functioning robotic arm. Thankfully, Blitzo managed to grab Fizzarolli’s hand
with both his own. Straining, Blitzo lifted himself back up. Both of them flew
into the air…holding each other tightly as they began to fall. Blitzo was
afraid it would be the end, but fortunately, Fizzarolli swung them with his
arm, which had wrapped around the bottom metal beams of the crane. They managed
to swing and steady themselves onto the top of the crane.
After catching their breath,
Fizzarolli glared. He shook Blitz hard and angrily cried, “YOU BLEW ME UP AGAIN
YOU FUCKIN’ PRICK!”
“I did…” Blitzo began, “…but this time I stuck
around.”
Fizzarolli turned around
and Blitzo looked downcast. He may have saved Fizzarolli, but now it looked
like their friendship was ov…
To Blitzo’s surprise,
Fizzarolli embraced Blitzo in a rare hug. It was a “thank you for saving my
life” gesture. Happy tears watered in Blitzo’s eyes as he returned the hug. It
was a spark of hope, a promise of a new beginning. Even after so many years of
misunderstanding, the power of friendship was gradually starting to return.
“If only I could make
out with that clown,” Blitzo suddenly thought.
0 0 0
Part 5: Reunion
Stolas made snoring
noises as he slept in his chair and blew the paper on his head. Asmodeus
groaned again as his watch read 3:00. It was the witching hour; the time
Crimson said the contract had to be signed. Now he worried that Fizzarolli
would be lost for good. The shark read only the fifth page, smacking his lips,
and drinking his coffee.
Slamming his hands on
the desk, Asmodeus roared toward the shark in an angry demonic voice, his face
turning red and his mane of hair and feathers glowing with red-white flames: “THAT’S
IT! I’M GOING TO FUCKING END YOUR LIFE…!”
Asmodeus then froze as
he heard a noise behind him. Fizzarolli parted the thick blue curtains, wiped
his mouth, and looked up at Asmodeus.
Asmodeus let go of the
shark and cried, “FIZZIE!”
“OZZIE!” Fizzarolli
cried in turn after a giggle. He had tears in his eyes.
They both embraced and
laughed, Asmodeus twirling Fizzarolli around in the air. They leaned into each
other as teal fire blue hearts appeared from Asmodeus’ face.
Stolas stood up and
straightened his collar and grabbed his top hat. Meanwhile, the nervous shark
grabbed the contract papers and stuffed them into a drawer with his briefcase
and a purple dildo. His white shirt was torn and sweaty, his red tie unkempt. Crimson
would not be happy.
“Hmmm…get fucked little
one,” Stolas grinned as he put on his hat and strolled through the curtains out
the door.
The shark stuffed the
papers into his briefcase. He placed it onto the table, stood up and looked at
the duo. Asmodeus and Fizzarolli saw that the shark was now useless and
bothersome. They both laughed, then advanced toward him with evil grins.
“OH MY SATAN!” were the
shark’s last words as he backed into the spinning chair in fright. Thunder and
lightning crashed as rain splattered from outside the giant heart-shaped
window.
0 0 0
Asmodeus carried
Fizzarolli through the heart-shaped double doors with the demon faces on them.
“I’m so glad you’re
okay, babe,” sighed Asmodeus, nuzzling his partner’s face. He snapped his
fingers and the lights turned out. He closed the door and entered a dimly lit
hallway with blue flame candles in jars. “You ain’t never leaving the palace
without protection AGAIN.”
The two of them walked
through the hallway, teal hearts floating between their faces. Succubi and
incubi froze and glanced at the couple in disgust and confusion. One succubus
with long hair sat on top of a vending machine that sold condoms. An incubus in
a white suit leaned against a water cooler with a cup in his hand. A muscular
dark-skinned incubus sat on a long couch with two succubi in hazmat suits.
Another female was flying and carrying papers. The suited incubi spat out his
water as he spotted the duo. Another worker carried dildos in a box.
Fizzarolli glanced
around nervously in Asmodeus’ arms. “Oz…you know there’s eyes around…”
Asmodeus shrugged. “I
know. I don’t care.”
They soon stopped at a
large bronze fountain that poured pink liquid into a basin. There were statues
of nude incubi and succubi. One was a large-bodied succubi and one was a shirtless
incubus with hearts over his nipples. Another showed a succubus carrying a bowl
of the pink liquid on her head, hearts over her round breasts and privates.
Another was of a slender incubus with an erect penis with water flowing from
it.
Asmodeus continued.
“Cuz’ they know, if they tell anyone…”
He ended with a demonic
voice so they could all hear it, “…I’LL BREAK THEM!”
He punched the penis on
the statue, creating cracks and a hole in the figure. Getting the message, the
demons in the background scattered out the doors, frightened. Asmodeus and
Fizzarolli chuckled in amusement as they reached the transparent elevator. The
sign read “Authorized Personnel Only.” A nearby flyer showed a cartoon purple
dildo wearing a construction worker outfit that read “Wrap your wood! Safety
lessons with Johnson.”
‘Well don’t worry,” said
Fizzarolli with a chuckle. “Today I learned that I hate going outside!”
They got into the
elevator, and it moved upward.
“You won’t have to,
again,” Asmodeus mentioned. Fizzarolli lowered his head. They arrived at an
upper floor with pink round glowing lights floating around. Asmodeus carried
Fizzarolli into a small dark workshop and set him down on a table. There were
boxes of tools and a pair of pink cuffs hanging from a board. The board also
had a saw and a heart-shaped pink ruler on it.
“I’m sorry…I got a
little messy…” Fizzarolli mentioned, holding his broken arm.
Asmodeus opened up a
briefcase with supplies. “You don’t need to apologize for getting banged up,
babe! I’m just sorry I couldn’t be there.”
He found a robotic arm
and placed it on the table next to the jester imp.
“It’s okay, Oz,”
Fizzarolli replied with a smile and a blush. “Guess I’m just not used to this
kinda thing.”
Asmodeus sighed. “It’s
been an intense day. Just take it easy, okay?” He opened up the curtains,
revealing a window and the pouring rain outside. Strings of round lights
decorated the windows.
Fizzarolli moaned and sputtered, “Oh it’s
fine! I’m fine! Really! You know I bounce back fast!” He weakly gave a thumbs
up and held his arm, wincing from his broken arm. “So, besides my whole scary
hostage thing…how was your day?” He reached out his good arm.
Asmodeus took out a
white first-aid kit with the pink upside-down cross logo on it from the Sloth
Ring hospital. It had a purple bottle, a pink “loob” bottle and a pair of
scissors. Asmodeus held the scissors in his hand.
“Well, I was stuck with
Stolas the whole time. Who by the way, asked me to give him one
of my crystals as a gift for that guy you hate!”
Asmodeus carefully cut
away loose wire and fabric from Fizzarolli’s right shoulder. “So…I told him ‘NO!’
Mm-hmm!” Asmodeus attached the long robotic arm to Fizzarolli. The imp sighed.
“Meh, fuck it, let him
have it.”
Asmodeus looked puzzled.
“Excuse me?”
“Yeah, why not? You
could say, he earned it.”
Asmodeus moved closer,
his hand on Fizzarolli. “Alright then.” He added in a sing-song voice, “Anything
for you.”
Before long,
Fizzarolli’s arm was connected once again. After fixing the wires and adding
the final touches, Asmodeus tightened it in. A teal heart in a circle appeared
and teal lines lit up down the black robotic limb. The arm was connected again.
Fizzarolli moved his fingers, and everything was back to normal.
Fizzarolli giggled and
jumped for joy. He sprang from the window, flipped through the air and Asmodeus
caught him.
“Now I don’t know about you,
but having a violent brush with crime has given me a whole mess of new
kinks!” Fizzarolli mentioned. “Wanna go… ‘make a mess?’”
Asmodeus pressed a pink
heart-shaped button and two glass doors slid open. “You really think that’s a
good idea right now, Fizz?”
“Sure, don’t you?” He placed his hand
onto Asmodeus’ furry face. Asmodeus took Fizzarolli’s hand and leaned his face
close.
“Well…obviously.”
Both of them laughed as
more teal hearts appeared between them.
“Meow, meow, cuddle,
meow…” Fizzarolli purred erotically. Asmodeus carried Fizzarolli to their
bedroom for a sexy session as the doors closed. To Fizzarolli’s delight and
relief, all his quieves/fly-dogs were also back, safe and sound.